Kha Khan
Patron Meritorious
I've been trying to decide, what is the crack cocaine of Scientology? What is the first hit?
Is it the Communications Course? Or Dianetics Audtiting? In most stories I've heard, it is the Comm Course. But in other stories, it is Dianetics Auditing.
I can't tell you how many stories I've heard and read over the years, first on ARS, then on Clambake, now here and even on WWP, that go pretty much like this:
The [Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing] must be the most addictive shit on the planet.
Is it the Communications Course? Or Dianetics Audtiting? In most stories I've heard, it is the Comm Course. But in other stories, it is Dianetics Auditing.
I can't tell you how many stories I've heard and read over the years, first on ARS, then on Clambake, now here and even on WWP, that go pretty much like this:
Damn that [Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing] must be some really good shit. Makes crack cocaine look like Flintstones chewable vitamins.[I took the Communications Course and had really great wins!] [or] [I received Dianetics Auditing and was really blown out!]
Blah, blah, blah.
I had some doubts. Things didn't feel right. The Reg put a lot of pressure on me. But I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
Maxed out my credit cards for a [training l auditing] package. My [wife l husband] expressed some concern. I told [him l her] that [he l she] was being PTS to the middle class, and that I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing].
Blah, blah, blah.
Mortgaged our home in order to buy a book package for libraries in Zimbabwe and help clear the planet! Yeah, it did stress me out a bit, but I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
Lost our home.
Blah, blah, blah.
Had to redo my training because of the Golden Age of Tech. But I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
Had to buy all new basics books because of the evil transcriptionist. It also occured to me that somebody has to buy new books for those libraries in Zimbabwe. I wished I could, but couldn't afford it. But I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
Got rid of my BTs!
Blah, blah, blah.
Declared bankruptcy. But I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
Quit my job and joined staff.
Blah, blah, blah.
Got divorced. But I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
I was mistreated, yelled at, abused, lied to, and worked 80 hours per week. But I really had great wins on [the Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing]!
Blah, blah, blah.
Thirty years later, I [was declared l offloaded l woke up and left]. Finally, I'm free!!!!! True, I'm 50 years old, with no real education, currently unemployed, and disconnected from my children who joined the Sea Org (with my blessing), and my teeth are falling out due to lack of dental care. But I'm free!!!!!
And, by the way, if we could just [get rid of DM l go back to "pure" Scientology l go back to the "Golden Age" of Scientology l distinguish the "good" Tech from the "bad" Tech," because it is not like the "Tech" is inexorably intertwined as an organic, interdependent whole] everything would be fine.
Oh, and does anyone know where I can get some more [training l auditing] outside the COS?
The [Comm Course l Dianetics Auditing] must be the most addictive shit on the planet.