What is the first clue you see that some one is a scientologist ?
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Of course the only "R" to a Scilon is what Hubbard says "R" is. Which means they're totally lost in their world of "un-R" since Hubbard had no clue. Lol...
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HelluvaHoax!
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Okay, for all you doubters & cynics who thought that an OSA agent begging an SP to "grant them beingness" was just a spoof or hoax that I made up...........LOL.........Here it is. Straight outta the Stupid Thread:
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(Joel gets shattered at 26:00 but suggest you start it at 20:00 for a full popcorn experience)
[video=youtube;4Rg3bm0bOkI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3bm0bOkI[/video]
"Please--gra--gra--grant--grant me more Beingness than that!"
Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax!
For your consideration....
The time Joel (Religious Freedom Watch) the OT confronted and shattered international super-sp, Andreas (OCMB) Heldt Heldal-Lund.
Only one slight problem
Joel the OT was humiliatingly shattered and reduced to pathetically stammering and stuttering. . .
For your consideration....
The time Joel (Religious Freedom Watch) the OT confronted and shattered international super-sp, Andreas (OCMB) Heldt Heldal-Lund.
Only one slight problem
Joel the OT was humiliatingly shattered and reduced to pathetically stammering and stuttering. . .
(Joel gets shattered at 26:00 but suggest you start it at 20:00 for a full popcorn experience)
[video=youtube;4Rg3bm0bOkI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3bm0bOkI[/video]
"Please--gra--gra--grant--grant me more Beingness than that!"
An OT begging an SP to grant them beingness?!! As if that is a universal term that all people recognize and cherish. Only a Scientologist would not see the cosmic humor in that.
OMG, that is one of the greatest demonstrations that OT tech doesn't work ever captured on film!
OMG, that is one of the greatest demonstrations that OT tech doesn't work ever captured on film!
Udarnik
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The cross product of vectors A and B is ABSinθ, where θ is the angle between the two vectors.
So what do you get when you cross and elephant with a mountain climber?
guRl
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The OSA guy says: "I probably wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for Scientology".
I gotta ask you guys something- did Hubbard himself write that sentence somewhere, in one of his bulletins or something?
Because I got to hear (or read) at least four or five Scientologists use the exact same sentence. It's pretty unnerving, ugh, get original damnit! Copy-cats!
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The_Fixer
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Enthetan
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This is LA, home of ASHO and AOLA. He says Scn is expanding. Well, back in the 1980's, the front steps of ASHO would have lots of people hanging out. Where are the people today? In the 1980's the SHSBC classrooms were packed. How are they doing today?
I think Tory did a video of the street, and it was just about deserted except for security people. How can he reconcile the lack of people in ASHO, the place where Scientologists used to HAVE to go in order to get advanced auditor training? What does the level of foot traffic at AOLA say about the number of OTs being produced?
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It must be something in the early training. I hear it all the time, too.
ETA - And we all know it saved HH's life. Just look at his avatar!
Joel was quite conversational, in spite of his lack of beingness, he needs to take lessons from Tommy.
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Scientology's BIS stat is highest ever!
No. Not Bodies In the Shop.
Bicyclists In the Street.
Udarnik
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I thought the answer would be obvious. You CAN'T cross an elephant with a mountain climber. A mountain climber is a scalar (scale - er, get it?)...
strativarius
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Oh, you mean one of these $ (scale - er)
as opposed to one of these @ = light beam (a - ray)
Udarnik
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Due to my obviously sub-par math skills, Udarnik's math jokes are completely incomprehensible to me, so what I'm gonna do? Except blblblbl 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiOhsWlzNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiOhsWlzNA
Cat's Squirrel
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Oh, you mean one of these $ (scale - er)
as opposed to one of these @ = light beam (a - ray)
A scalar is simply a quantity with no direction (such as temperature), whereas a vector is a quantity which does have a direction (such as velocity or acceleration).
(Still remember some of my applied maths "A" level.)
strativarius
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Yes, thanks for that Cat's. I wrote what I wrote because I'm writing some computer code at the moment, and in PERL, (Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Language) a '$' represents a scalar variable, a '@' represents an array and a '#' is, oddly enough, a hash.
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"I probably wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for Scientology".
Pretty sure they got it from Marnie in GRAND THEFT AUTO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWiXJ4osyvM
Pretty sure they got it from Marnie in GRAND THEFT AUTO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWiXJ4osyvM
Enthetan
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You do another one of those, and I'm hitting the "report abuse" button on you.
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