What is the first clue you see that some one is a scientologist ?

[MrNobody]

"I probably wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for Scientology".

Pretty sure they got it from Marnie in GRAND THEFT AUTO.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWiXJ4osyvM

That game never looked appealing to me, so I never gave it a closer look - otherwise I might have realized how much of Scientology's "ecclesiastical" thunder it stole.

 

[MrNobody]

You do another one of those, and I'm hitting the "report abuse" button on you.

Oh come on, pal, there's nothing wrong with some serious scientific conversation, is it?

Here, just listen to this one, a very scientific topic, I'm sure of that. Scientologists can certainly learn something valuable from that one, don't you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITJ1JOLpAXQ

 

[Gizmo]

Okay, for all you doubters & cynics who thought that an OSA agent begging an SP to "grant them beingness" was just a spoof or hoax that I made up...........LOL.........Here it is. Straight outta the Stupid Thread:

[SUITABLE AMENDS PROJECT BY DOUBTERS SHOULD BE SUBMITTED WITHIN 24 HOURS!]:

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Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax!

For your consideration....

The time Joel (Religious Freedom Watch) the OT confronted and shattered international super-sp, Andreas (OCMB) Heldt Heldal-Lund.

Only one slight problem

Joel the OT was humiliatingly shattered and reduced to pathetically stammering and stuttering. . .


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(Joel gets shattered at 26:00 but suggest you start it at 20:00 for a full popcorn experience)


[video=youtube;4Rg3bm0bOkI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3bm0bOkI[/video]


"Please--gra--gra--grant--grant me more Beingness than that!"

An OT begging an SP to grant them beingness?!! As if that is a universal term that all people recognize and cherish. Only a Scientologist would not see the cosmic humor in that.

OMG, that is one of the greatest demonstrations that OT tech doesn't work ever captured on film!​

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PIMP funny !

 

[The_Fixer]

I thought the answer would be obvious. You CAN'T cross an elephant with a mountain climber. A mountain climber is a scalar (scale - er, get it?)...

Due to my obviously sub-par math skills, Udarnik's math jokes are completely incomprehensible to me, so what I'm gonna do? Except blblblbl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiOhsWlzNA

A scalar is simply a quantity with no direction (such as temperature), whereas a vector is a quantity which does have a direction (such as velocity or acceleration).

(Still remember some of my applied maths "A" level.)

*Fixer* scratches ass, then top of head and exclaims......."±Dafuq±?"

"Move over on that couch there Homer, I'm joining ya!" ◄◄╡

 

[Udarnik]

Did y'all notice that I did not use the English "theta", but the Greek letter in explaining the math formula? We use θ for angles a lot in math and science. Ron's ruined that for me - every time I hear the morpheme, I have to differentiate - Greek letter or $cientologese.

It isn't so much intellectual clap as it is intellectual syphilis.

 

[Lulu Belle]

Did y'all notice that I did not use the English "theta", but the Greek letter in explaining the math formula? We use θ for angles a lot in math and science. Ron's ruined that for me - every time I hear the morpheme, I have to differentiate - Greek letter or $cientologese.

It isn't so much intellectual clap as it is intellectual syphilis.

There you go.

Frying my simple little brain again.

 

[The_Fixer]

Did y'all notice that I did not use the English "theta", but the Greek letter in explaining the math formula? We use θ for angles a lot in math and science. Ron's ruined that for me - every time I hear the morpheme, I have to differentiate - Greek letter or $cientologese.

It isn't so much intellectual clap as it is intellectual syphilis.

Well I'll see your θ and raise you a ☻.....

That syphilis has reached the "mad dog" phase years ago, hey?

 

[Intentionally Blank]

*Fixer* scratches ass, then top of head and exclaims......."±Dafuq±?"

"Move over on that couch there Homer, I'm joining ya!" ◄◄╡

Mr/s Blanky's brother is a Math prof. I've perfected this technique over the years.

 

[Outethicsofficer]

The best clue is most likely to show itself at just before 2 pm any Thursday. Look around for any persons who look particularly huntedand are trying to hide their credit cards, bang, you've nailed yourself a scientologist!

 

[Enthetan]

HellYeah!

There's absolutely no romance anywhere in Scientology. None!

However, OTs do exchange some really lovely Valentine's Day cards with a standard holiday greeting:

"BE MY TERMINAL"

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If you are delivering your 2D this message in person (because it is DevT to spend valuable production time shopping for a MEST greeting card) the words "Be My Terminal" should be stated with perfect blink-less TR-O. And delivered in a staccato, kinda monotone, synthesized computer voice.

You laugh, but it brings to mind my Sea Org days. One day at Flag, a friend was very upset. His wife had blown, and she had not said one word about being unhappy with Flag or him, that morning she was just gone without even a note.

That same year, I had been considering getting married to a girl there. Not because I loved her, or even cared about her, but purely to get a room that I didn't have to share with eight other guys.

 

[Claire Swazey]

I haz a confession to make- I use Scn'ese at home. Not as copiously as I might once have done, but we definitely use it. Can't help it. The terms are so pithy.

But, even when I was still in, I didn't use it when I was around people who weren't in it or had left. I was cured of this when my Mom said to me (I was about 21 or so) "For god's sake, speak English!"

 

[Claire Swazey]

Anyone remember a thread from a year or two...maybe more...ago? Ppl were throwing as many Scn terms and acronyms around as they could. It was hilarious and a lot of fun.

 

[Gizmo]

Anyone remember a thread from a year or two...maybe more...ago? Ppl were throwing as many Scn terms and acronyms around as they could. It was hilarious and a lot of fun.

I'm happy if I can remember what I had for breakfast !

Anyway, a biggie for me has always been " VALIDATE " - what are these people, a parking stub ?

"Twin " is another give away when they don't remotely look alike.

As a baby cultie, I thought there were sure a lot of twins around that joint - keep looking for 'em !

 

[SweetnessandLight]

I often wondered... is it that weird stare ? That blank look ? Dressed like they are looking for a park bench to crash on ?

What is it ? Carrying a dictionary, a bag of rocks & a can of clay ?

A clear or ot bracelet ( dead give away ! - no fair, like peeking ! ) ?

What is the first clue... a wand to fend off SP's ? Carrying a clipboard ? Asking you to sign their conditions ?
Giving you a flyer about all the evil anti religious activities of your (good friend) neighbor?

Asking you for a loan for their spiritual something or other they can't really explain?

Trying to sell you a book more frequently than the JWs come to your door ?

Giving you a Way to Happiness pamphlet?

( Another doesn't count is those clowns in those real cheap looking yellow T shirts that say " VOLUNTEER MINISTER " - same for " SQUIRREL BUSTER " hats & T shirts riding in a golf cart or a paddle boat )


Wanting you to keep ( & feed ) their kids while they go to Florida for their semi-annual trip of unknown length ?

Unable to explain their 'religion'?

What else are the clues they ain't firing on all their cylinders yet ?
Just wondering how you pick 'em out of a crowd.

I think it's the false affinity...along with the fake smile. Working at doing ARC...

 

[Gizmo]

3.141592653 !

Today is Pi day !

Twice !

3/14/15 @ 9:26 ( AM & PM ) :53

None of us, in these bodies, will see Pi day again !

ENJOY ! ! !

 

[Elronius of Marcabia]

The obvious thing you see is BT's they are covered in BT's

BT = Bullshit Theorys orders of magnitude 47X straight up and vertical, statistically and powerfully deluded
with prepaid tickets to Target 2 to meet up with Admiral Hoobard and sign up for their 2nd Billion year hitch
no wonder their so cranky consider 2 Billion years of rice and beans, you'd be angry too really angry

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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The OSA guy says: "I probably wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for Scientology".

I gotta ask you guys something- did Hubbard himself write that sentence somewhere, in one of his bulletins or something?

Because I got to hear (or read) at least four or five Scientologists use the exact same sentence. It's pretty unnerving, ugh, get original damnit! Copy-cats!

You found one of the secrets of Scientology!

Scientologists mimic L. Ron Hubbard.

Scientologists also "duplicate" what L. Ron Hubbard tells them.​

The latter (the "duplicates") are distributed everywhere by "individual" Scientologists, kind of like newspaper delivery boys.

That's the paradoxical thing--every "individual" newspaper contains exactly the identical words. Just like every "individual" Scientologist speaks the identical words as their fellow Scientologists.

It's Total Freedom (from having to think for yourself).

 

[MrNobody]

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You found one of the secrets of Scientology!

Scientologists mimic L. Ron Hubbard.

Scientologists also "duplicate" what L. Ron Hubbard tells them.​

The latter (the "duplicates") are distributed door-to-door by "individual" Scientologists, kind of like newspaper boys.

That's the paradoxical thing--every "individual" newspaper contains exactly the identical words. Just like every "individual" Scientologist speaks the identical words as their fellow Scientologists.

It's Total Freedom (from having to think for yourself).

I believe the true message was: "I probably would be alive today if it weren't for Scientology."

Some evil entity must have squirreled the text.

 

[guRl]

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You found one of the secrets of Scientology!

Scientologists mimic L. Ron Hubbard.

Scientologists also "duplicate" what L. Ron Hubbard tells them.​

The latter (the "duplicates") are distributed everywhere by "individual" Scientologists, kind of like newspaper delivery boys.

That's the paradoxical thing--every "individual" newspaper contains exactly the identical words. Just like every "individual" Scientologist speaks the identical words as their fellow Scientologists.

It's Total Freedom (from having to think for yourself).

Creepier and creepier

 

[Elronius of Marcabia]

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You found one of the secrets of Scientology!

Scientologists mimic L. Ron Hubbard.

Scientologists also "duplicate" what L. Ron Hubbard tells them.​

The latter (the "duplicates") are distributed everywhere by "individual" Scientologists, kind of like newspaper delivery boys.

That's the paradoxical thing--every "individual" newspaper contains exactly the identical words. Just like every "individual" Scientologist speaks the identical words as their fellow Scientologists.

It's Total Freedom (from having to think for yourself).

Thats how a meme works is'nt it , so Scientologists are memescists, copy machines or mimeographs
copying the mind Hoobardian Hoaxary and the Helatius lies of Helotrubus for Hilarious outcomes
heightened only by the monumental moronic memes by which they ramble on religiously about the
winning win of winning by willing the winerers in long and windy wiener factories an Ideal Organisation no doubt

At last complete duplication Scientology fades into the ass isness of its own butthole