Ron doin time in Purgatory
Well, the most hopefull scenario is from a Roman Catholic point of view:
God loves Ron despite his lifelong flirtation (or perhaps lifelong affair)
with Satan. Just a few moments before his death, Ron is visited by the
Holy Spirit who demands ominously, "L. Ron Hubbard, do you repent
your evil ways, do you accept Jesus Christ as your saviour!!?" Ron,
(eyeing the shadowy demons maliciously lurking about like vultures
eager to whisk him off to his just punishment) "cops a plea", repents,
and begs for forgiveness and mercy. The forgiveness is instantaneous,
but now he must suffer the results of his transgressions..Purgeatory!
But how many years in that mysterious "purification rundown" of the soul, what kind of amends must be made before he enters the pearly gates?
What say you all, ex Scientologists...can you help "CS" Ron's bridge
to the realm of the Saints and Angels? What do you demand in
amends for Ron's sins ("overts") against you and yours?