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bobo

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Where is LRH?:confused:

To ex-SO, etc... What are the rumours about LRH?:confused:

I just can't think he would blow the planet and leave morons in charge to clear it.:eek:

If you want something done, you do it yourself. To hell with PR crap about groups, "we come back", and the rest of the BS to get lesser thetans on board and feeling important.:duh:

What has been left of his ego will have been reincarnated as a donkey.

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bobo

Guest
Thetans can materialize and dematerialize anything.

What we call reality is just a statistical agreement.

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programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Where is LRH?:confused:

To ex-SO, etc... What are the rumours about LRH?:confused:

I just can't think he would blow the planet and leave morons in charge to clear it.:eek:

If you want something done, you do it yourself. To hell with PR crap about groups, "we come back", and the rest of the BS to get lesser thetans on board and feeling important.:duh:

Where is LRH? He is dead... that is where he is.
 

haiqu

Patron Meritorious
I am run by one thetan.

(Maybe I got that backwards.)

I am running one thetan.

(No, something's still wrong...)


This kinda reminds me of a joke.

There was this slow, dumb guy who finally made it onto OT III. Got into his first session, and half an hour later came out glowing. The C/S happened to be walking by and was amazed at the change.

"So, how did it go?" asked the C/S.

"Oh, we got rid of him all right ..." replied the pre-OT with a grin.

haiqu
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
This kinda reminds me of a joke.

There was this slow, dumb guy who finally made it onto OT III. Got into his first session, and half an hour later came out glowing. The C/S happened to be walking by and was amazed at the change.

"So, how did it go?" asked the C/S.

"Oh, we got rid of him all right ..." replied the pre-OT with a grin.

haiqu

Very sinister. Reminds me of what happens to Alia in the Dune series.
 

Little Bear Victor

Silver Meritorious Patron
This kinda reminds me of a joke.

There was this slow, dumb guy who finally made it onto OT III. Got into his first session, and half an hour later came out glowing. The C/S happened to be walking by and was amazed at the change.

"So, how did it go?" asked the C/S.

"Oh, we got rid of him all right ..." replied the pre-OT with a grin.

haiqu

BTs rule! That's pretty funny...
 

NonScio

Patron Meritorious
Ron doin time in Purgatory

Well, the most hopefull scenario is from a Roman Catholic point of view:
God loves Ron despite his lifelong flirtation (or perhaps lifelong affair)
with Satan. Just a few moments before his death, Ron is visited by the
Holy Spirit who demands ominously, "L. Ron Hubbard, do you repent
your evil ways, do you accept Jesus Christ as your saviour!!?" Ron,
(eyeing the shadowy demons maliciously lurking about like vultures
eager to whisk him off to his just punishment) "cops a plea", repents,
and begs for forgiveness and mercy. The forgiveness is instantaneous,
but now he must suffer the results of his transgressions..Purgeatory!
But how many years in that mysterious "purification rundown" of the soul, what kind of amends must be made before he enters the pearly gates?
What say you all, ex Scientologists...can you help "CS" Ron's bridge
to the realm of the Saints and Angels? What do you demand in
amends for Ron's sins ("overts") against you and yours?
 

Little Bear Victor

Silver Meritorious Patron
Could LRH be running DM's body? Just wondering.

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I asked myself the same question. Maybe he has taken his place as the main visiting BT in DM's right ear and talks to him? Would make sense if DM isn't going up the Bridge -- he wouldn't want to accidentally get rid of such a helpful BT!
 
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