Where's Ron? You really DON'T want to know.
Well, sometimes it can be hard to find Ron. As we all know there is a toilet paper shortage in Scientology. Hubbard did always keep a secret stash hidden away in his private bathroom. RONY (his logistics team) ensured that the best Charmin available was always at hisself's disposal.
One fine summer day back in about 1968, the crew could not find Ron. So, a special mission was sent out to track him down. It was feared that the SPs may have finally succeeded in abducting Man's only hope.
But, after about 4 hours of intense searching, an 8-year CMO messenger came upon a very strange scene in Ron's ultra-secret bathroom on the lowest deck.
When the poor little tyke opened the door, she shocked Ron, not to mention herself, and Ron clutched onto the TP with all he had, being the valuable commodity that it was. It seems Ron was doing
research into whole track 2D aberrations, and as we know, he always took the
plunge first, so that we wouldn't have to (you don't want to know what sort of latex-rubbery gizmo is sitting on the toilet bowl tank lid behind him).
This is the only picture that has survived from these top-secret experiments that Ron was conducting on whole track sexual overts and withholds. Wig, gaudy drag-queen make-up, day-glo orange-red lipstick, butt-naked and all - while holding onto that roll of TP for dear life.
To this day most Scientologists have no idea of the many great dangers that Ron underwent researching and solving our aberrations for us!
Note: This is NOT for the squemish, and some may find this picture somewhat
enturbulating!
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Can joking & degrading stoop much lower than THIS???? :confused2:
