Alanzo
Bardo Tulpa
I've often slapped my forehead and got down on myself for wasting so many years of my life in Scientology.
Until one day when I realized what kept me going for so many years.
I was a Cornfield Goober with a rebellious spiritual and literary bent. That didn't sit well on the barstools of the local beer tap, where when you floated ideas that were too big for Cornfield Consumption, you were slapped in the forehead for Being Stupid.
And so I felt alone.
When I got into Scientology, I met so many people that were just like me.
And I felt at home.
When I look back now, it actually never mattered that I was Being Conned.
I had friends to talk to who could converse with me on topics that I cared about!
That's why ESMB is so good now.
I still have people I can talk to, and I'm not being conned for doing it any more!
Thanks, you guys.
You are The Best.
Until one day when I realized what kept me going for so many years.
I was a Cornfield Goober with a rebellious spiritual and literary bent. That didn't sit well on the barstools of the local beer tap, where when you floated ideas that were too big for Cornfield Consumption, you were slapped in the forehead for Being Stupid.
And so I felt alone.
When I got into Scientology, I met so many people that were just like me.
And I felt at home.
When I look back now, it actually never mattered that I was Being Conned.
I had friends to talk to who could converse with me on topics that I cared about!
That's why ESMB is so good now.
I still have people I can talk to, and I'm not being conned for doing it any more!
Thanks, you guys.
You are The Best.