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Why so angry?

Jump

Operating teatime
And, don't feed morons or idiots of any ilk. :no:

And do not feed the elk

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Sassy

Patron Meritorious
It's ceertain? Based on what? The exact opposite has been happening for a long time. We continue to grow while people like you cry about the Church closing its doors.

Yes, I should go online and cry about all my problems caused by other people rather than taking control of my life. That seems to be working for everyone here.
Oh, there's no doubt about how the church has grown. But wouldn't it be better to actually have people to fill those buildings? Staff are so afraid of DM that they just keep building and buying real estate. He can't possibly be at all locations so he assumes there are actually PEOPLE in those buildings. Prove your stats!!! Prove them!
This house of cards sham is going to implode sooner than later. :happydance:
There's an old saying that sure does fit here:

A MILLION FRENCHMEN CAN'T BE WRONG! :yes:
 

Sassy

Patron Meritorious
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask: aren't you going to get into BIG BIG trouble reading this website? :omg:

Are your credit cards maxed out yet? House refinanced to the hilt?
 

La La Lou Lou

Crusader
I truly believe that this is actually Ron himself finally reincarnated.

Fantastic news.

He has come to rescue us from the dark evilness of our dissenting souls.

I know we shouldn't feed him, but he is sweet, bless him.
 

EP - Ethics Particle

Gold Meritorious Patron
Things not revealed!

I truly believe that this is actually Ron himself finally reincarnated.

Fantastic news.

He has come to rescue us from the dark evilness of our dissenting souls.

I know we shouldn't feed him, but he is sweet, bless him.

Now La La Sweetheart, let us not be too hasty! :unsure:

Firstly, Ron's gender is not fully confirmed, although seemingly male. :eyeroll:

But we need ta see TEETH! :omg:

By the color and condition of their teef shall ye know them! :p

(yeah, I know...it's early...best I could dream up to start with...)
 

shadow

Patron with Honors
Since DM only wears the finest and most expensive suits, I'm waiting for the day he allows "the Emporor's" taylors to make him that super special suit of spun gold.:whistling:
 

GoNuclear

Gold Meritorious Patron
You tell'em, Ron!

You want me to STFU because I'm telling the truth about the Church? Sorry, not going to happen. Maybe your Nazi tactics work on some people, but not me.

Yup, you tell'em, Ron! Tell'em like it is. Cof$ is booming like never before! It's so popular perhaps you can redge a few people on here today to upgrade their IAS statuses and collect a bonus! It's a far, far, far easier sell then Scamway, ooops, I meant Amway, and we all know how popular that is! Perhaps I will leave you with one of my song parodies as inspiration.

Pete

I’m So Oatee
(Tune of I feel Pretty from Westside Story)

I'm so oatee,
Oh so oatee,
And my space feels so clean today,
And I pity,
Any downstat who gets in my way.

I'm pure theta,
Oh such theta,
You can't can't rate-a,
The theta I feel,
And so oatee,
From the size of my latest deal!

See the upstat redge in the mirror there,
Who can that registrar be?
Such an upstat case,
Such an upstat face,
Such an upstat smile,
Such an upstat me!

Others cower,
From my power,
I'm exterior from all of the joy,
I just redged,
A Hollywood billionaire boy!
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
Bwahahahahahaaha!

OP troll failure right from the thread title :roflmao:

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Can't we get quality chew-toys any more instead of these 'Made in KitchenSink' knock-offs?

:p
 

anonomog

Gold Meritorious Patron
Yup, you tell'em, Ron! Tell'em like it is. Cof$ is booming like never before! It's so popular perhaps you can redge a few people on here today to upgrade their IAS statuses and collect a bonus! It's a far, far, far easier sell then Scamway, ooops, I meant Amway, and we all know how popular that is! Perhaps I will leave you with one of my song parodies as inspiration.

Pete

I’m So Oatee
(Tune of I feel Pretty from Westside Story)

I'm so oatee,
Oh so oatee,
And my space feels so clean today,
And I pity,
Any downstat who gets in my way.

I'm pure theta,
Oh such theta,
You can't can't rate-a,
The theta I feel,
And so oatee,
From the size of my latest deal!

See the upstat redge in the mirror there,
Who can that registrar be?
Such an upstat case,
Such an upstat face,
Such an upstat smile,
Such an upstat me!

Others cower,
From my power,
I'm exterior from all of the joy,
I just redged,
A Hollywood billionaire boy!

:D excellent

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Old MacHubbard had a cult...
 

Ron

Patron
:happydance: Hi Daydreamer... :thumbsup: wuuuuz up?

:happydance: Your cult-church is imploding...and the HQ too...
I keep hearing that the Church is collapsing, yet I don't see any evidence of it. That video certainly doesn't prove anything. Do you think if you keep saying it, it will come true?

(Hint: it won't.)
 
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