Words You Will Never Find In Scientology

[Osiris]

Word's not allowed to spoken in Scientology:

Scientology doesn't work

Scientology is the reason I'm broke & in debt

I have been treated badly by an up-stat Scientologist

Scientology has been Suppressive to me

I want to leave Scientology

I don't want to make a donation to Scientology

I don't want to attend a Regging interview

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

...


All the years I was in Scientology, I never once heard anyone say:

I stopped payment on that check
and don't tell me about losing my eternity
because first of all you don't have my eternity, I do.
And second of all, even if you did have my eternity
it wouldn't be worth shit, so you can keep it
and do whatever the fuck it is you do with peoples' eternity...
because i am just going to walk out that door and have some fun​

.

 

[KissMyStats]

You will never hear this:

I understand you need to take a few days off from course to attend your
son's graduation. Have fun. See you when you get back. And tell him
contratulations ! That's great he's going to college in the Fall.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

WEEKEND!

 

[Demented LRH]

Two simple words that Scientology does not have -- Scientific Research.

 

[AngeloV]

"Oh you are feeling ill? Stay home and get some rest...hope you get better soon!"

"Here are some aspirin for your headache."

Compassion

Empathy

Sympathy

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

You will never hear this:

I understand you need to take a few days off from course to attend your
son's graduation. Have fun. See you when you get back. And tell him
contratulations ! That's great he's going to college in the Fall.

OMG, that is hilarious!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

..

"You're right, $500,000 is wayyyy too much,
even if hypothetically somebody had made it to Clear or OT."​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

..

"Would you like to sign this petition?
We want to change some of Ron's psychotic
policies and just need a few more signatures."​

​

 

[Ogsonofgroo]

Re: Words You Will Never Hear In Scientology

"Put that money away Sir, we will not accept a single dime!
Because Dr. Hubbard's Tech works
We are able to fund everything with the profits generated by the inventions and innovations
Of just one OT,
And,
Because it works so well, we are producing hundreds every week,
We have absolutely no need for your hard earned money.
Your loyalty will be payment enough! ​

(Inspired by one of my favorite SP's, you know who you are HH! )

 

[cayce-case-um]

Science

Scientific method

Sound research and documentation

Peer review

Totalitarian (as in "gosh, when did we become totalitarian?")

Sleep (as in "wow, you need sleep in general, not just to be sessionable")

 

[cayce-case-um]

Sense of humor about self and life

Joy about life

 

[DoneDeal]

"Ron's artwork and photographs suck!"

Which I kept thinking over and over again while in......should have been enough evidence right there to wake me up.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

"Ron's artwork and photographs suck!"

Which I kept thinking over and over again while in......should have been enough evidence right there to wake me up.

Exactly!

Scientology is the world's only religion that asks you survey questions about your opinion on the Founder's music and photographs--and then if you don't answer right, sends you to ethics and orders you to sec checks.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Congratulations on your new job, it's what you always wanted to do, hope you'll be very successful, we clubbed together and got you this little leaving present....it's only a Porsche, hope you like red....

 

[Sindy]

Grateful or gratitude.

I remember one instance where I experienced something very moving and beautiful and I mentioned to the CO OSA that I felt so grateful for the experience I was having. He said, "Grateful?" and looked at me like I was weird.

I am assuming his response came about from his view that I was creating all of my own experiences so why the need for gratitude.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Humility

 

[Sindy]

"Who are we going to elect as leader this year?"

 

[Gadfly]

"Mmm, maybe I am wrong" (as opposed to 100% total certainty)

"Maybe I don't really know it all".

"I am not sure about that, not really, if I am honest".

Honest self-examination, introspection and self-questioning are words and ideas that are entirely non-existent to Hubbard's delusion.

 

[Sindy]

A message to staff:

"Okay everyone, we've just started a matching fund 401K program for you. You'll find out all about it at the open enrollment for your health insurance this spring. For those who have family obligations or who might be on vacation at that time, we will have a second enrollment 3 weeks later. Please mark it on your calendar."