Would you like fries with that "Enlightenment?"

[MrNobody]

My cats love macdonalds burgers *and* chicken nuggets. It's one of the few things they all agree on. Of course, they love my armpits too, whatever that means.

Zinj

That just means they've lost their sense of smell and taste, but still like warm places,

 

[Auditor's Toad]

On the way over to Ventura we stopped in a McDonald's that had - no shit - a conference room.

Anyone else seen a squirrel McDonalds ?

 

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

On the way over to Ventura we stopped in a McDonald's that had - no shit - a conference room.

Anyone else seen a squirrel McDonalds ?

I went to Mcdonald's in Russia. Really.

I gave my order to the girl at the counter.

The girls working McDonald's in Russia are very attractive, probably because the job has status over there.

I gave her my order. She asked me if I'd like turnips with that (not really).

When I got to my seat and looked at my order, I said to the Russians who were with me "This is just like in America. They gave me the wrong thing!" Really.

The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

Quite right. It isn't food. Only humans are stupid enough to eat it. Even fungi and bacteria won't touch it. For example, see some 18-year-old burgers here . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYyDXH1amic

Paul

The Big Macs kind of remind me of the sex life of some priests.

A forty year old piece of meat between twelve-year-old buns.

The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[Zinjifar]

That one actually dates back to 'Macdonalds new burger; the MacMartin...' yadda yadda.

Kind of embarassing nowdays.

Zinj

 

[Winston Smith]

"Would you like lies with that?"

Good one Nurse! I like that

 

[Panda Termint]

'Stuporsize me!'

Zinj

"Would you like lies with that?"

 

[justin1985f]

Always when I eat in a McDonalds "Restaurant" I get an allergy

 

[Royal Prince Xenu]

Always when I eat in a McDonalds "Restaurant" I get an allergy

Maybe you're having a problem with BTs -- Burger Thetans.