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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by SmellYaThetaBitch, Jun 9, 2019.

  1. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    OK, I'm not going to say anything more on it.
  2. SPsince83

    SPsince83 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Out with you, quisling.
  3. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    If the something you picture in my hand is my dick you might be psychic. As I've said I've been having physical problems which have landed me in the hospital several times the last few years but I've been recovering lately and am pleased to report I've jacked off four times in the past few days.
  4. How else do I get my employees to behave? :^)

    Wow. I came back from vacation to see my thread turned into a shit post.
  5. Voodoo

    Voodoo Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow

    You know, the boy who played the lead in that movie was a Scientologist, right? I used to work with his dad, who was very proud of his kid.
  6. PirateAndBum

    PirateAndBum Gold Meritorious Patron

    That often happens when Clay P shows up
    Bill likes this.
  7. chewbacca980

    chewbacca980 New Member

    who wants to take a trip to teegeeack?