lol tom cruise tv
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Cornelius Bigot
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Lol that would be so great to have the clams broadcasting to people in AND out of the cult. How would they manage the insanity if it was broadcast to the masses. They had enough trouble with the fallout from their nutzo Super Bowl adverts.
Orglodyte 2
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It's gratifying to see Hollywood Life quoting Ortega and Chris Shelton.
"Scientology critic Tony Ortega, who runs the anti-church website Underground Bunker, told the outlet, “They will try to do TV shows which are legitimate, speaking about every day things with a Scientology slant.”
“'I don’t personally believe that Tom Cruise left the church,' former high-ranking Scientology Sea Org. member Chris Shelton tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY."
Come on Star! Come on People! You can get the straight skinny if you know where to look.
Gizmo
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I can't wait to see TC jumping up on couches & shouting !
Maybe he can even do a re-enactment of his dressing down Matt Lauer ?
TC could talk about Suri at dance lessons - or his other kids ( where ever they are these days )
Maybe he'll do segments on how to keep a marriage together ?
Or how nice it is to have a best buddy that a whole lot shorter ?
Maybe JT can plug Battlefield Earth movie ?
Maybe JT can attest to how auditing makes hair grow over bald spots ?
Who is going to do the segment on the best scotch ? Best Shoes ? Best Suits ? Best ties ? Best Shrimp ?Best Private Jet ?
So much helpful info to share with the SO
Maybe he can even do a re-enactment of his dressing down Matt Lauer ?
TC could talk about Suri at dance lessons - or his other kids ( where ever they are these days )
Maybe he'll do segments on how to keep a marriage together ?
Or how nice it is to have a best buddy that a whole lot shorter ?
Maybe JT can plug Battlefield Earth movie ?
Maybe JT can attest to how auditing makes hair grow over bald spots ?
Who is going to do the segment on the best scotch ? Best Shoes ? Best Suits ? Best ties ? Best Shrimp ?Best Private Jet ?
So much helpful info to share with the SO
arcxcauseblows
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Article says a rival to cnn, so regular programming I assume
They're insane if they leave the Scientology name on it nobody has any reason to trust that, their name is toxic
They're insane if they leave the Scientology name on it nobody has any reason to trust that, their name is toxic
Boson Wog Stark
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Miscavige will go nuts trying to approve and control all the content, and also trying to fix things when something goes awry and becomes an unintentional comedy sensation.
It will be equally problematic if they have actors pretending they're Scientologists though, because in real life they'll have to keep making disclaimers for their careers, "I'm not a Scientologist -- I just pretended I was for one of their productions." Then they can talk about how nutty Scientology was, just like the contractors Scientology hires sometimes do.
Let's say some actors, desperate for a job, join Scientology and think that acting in their propaganda is going to lead to bigger things. But it doesn't, and instead after they've spent all their money, they're encouraged to join the Sea Org. Well, they're going to go on the web before that happens.
It's as if now that Scientology has been outed as a money-sucking scam, they are desperately trying to go mainstream, in an attempt to lure in the shrinking number of people who will go for it. That's not going to work. Their success was predicated on secrets. They lured in vulnerable people, or very bored people, who were usually totally uninformed about Scientology, showing up at orgs, and who might as well have been saying, "Brainwash me -- I'll try anything."
How are they even going to do this when they can't get Karin Pouw on TV now, not even once? And as far as playing only to the followers, hearing people talk about various Scientology topics on TV, or even trying to sell things, is going to give people more pause to think, than it would if they were being sold something in person. That's going to work against the cult.
It'll be hilarious if Tom Cruise tries to take an active role and has his own show.
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looking forward to the various shows that ScientologyTV will be broadcasting.
Especially the Tom Cruise "CRUISE-IN' WITH TC" reality show, where he drives around Beverly Hills and Malibu looking for a car accident.
When he spots one he screeches to a halt, puts on a fireman's paramedic costume and leaps out of his car. Then we get to see a real OT in action.
It gets really exciting when the driver is trapped in the car and he doesn't allow any wogs with equipment to help him, because "Scientologists are the only one that can help". Even when a real fireman comes up with the "JAWS OF LIFE" and screams that the guy needs to be cut out before the car explodes, Tom calmly looks at him with TRO and a grin and says:
The key word in Tom's brilliant briefing and r-factor is "states". When a Scientologist uses that word (instead of more pedestrian words like "Ron said..."), they gain instant & total certainty that the LRH quote is like totally scientific or some junk.
looking forward to the various shows that ScientologyTV will be broadcasting.
Especially the Tom Cruise "CRUISE-IN' WITH TC" reality show, where he drives around Beverly Hills and Malibu looking for a car accident.
When he spots one he screeches to a halt, puts on a fireman's paramedic costume and leaps out of his car. Then we get to see a real OT in action.
It gets really exciting when the driver is trapped in the car and he doesn't allow any wogs with equipment to help him, because "Scientologists are the only one that can help". Even when a real fireman comes up with the "JAWS OF LIFE" and screams that the guy needs to be cut out before the car explodes, Tom calmly looks at him with TRO and a grin and says:
"Thank you. I really got that you think we need MEST
tools. But we don't. In the reference on that, LRH states
that a being survives better without MEST vias and 'machines'.
Please just stand aside while I run a touch assist on
that PTS driver so we can locate the SP that
caused the accident."
tools. But we don't. In the reference on that, LRH states
that a being survives better without MEST vias and 'machines'.
Please just stand aside while I run a touch assist on
that PTS driver so we can locate the SP that
caused the accident."
The key word in Tom's brilliant briefing and r-factor is "states". When a Scientologist uses that word (instead of more pedestrian words like "Ron said..."), they gain instant & total certainty that the LRH quote is like totally scientific or some junk.
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A Tom Cruise Channel?
CRINGE
What a comedic lulzy foot bullet of fail.
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Some people, well, if they don't like Catholicism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Pope Francis.
Some people, well, if they don't like Protestantism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Archbishop of Canterbury.
Some people, well, if they don't like Buddhism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Dalai Llama.
Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Tom Cruise
Spot the Odd-Man-Out.
Some people, well, if they don't like Protestantism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Archbishop of Canterbury.
Some people, well, if they don't like Buddhism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Dalai Llama.
Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Tom Cruise
Spot the Odd-Man-Out.
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Free Being Me
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Some people, well, if they don't like Catholicism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Pope Francis.
Some people, well, if they don't like Protestantism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Archbishop of Canterbury.
Some people, well, if they don't like Buddhism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Dalai LLama.
Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Tom Cruise
Spot the Odd-Man-Out.
degraded being
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Some people, well, if they don't like Catholicism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Pope Francis.
Some people, well, if they don't like Protestantism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Archbishop of Canterbury.
Some people, well, if they don't like Buddhism, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Dalai Llama.
Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period. - Tom Cruise
Spot the Odd-Man-Out.
If you faggots want to get married, well then fuck you, Really. Fuck you. Period.
arcxcauseblows
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I wonder if this is tc's big reaction to going clear?
seems that way to me, his phone tapping butt got got plastered on tv so he thinks this might balance it out, or cause a distraction
they're on drugs if they think the public is going to take them seriously, this is going to be possibly the most biased tv station on earth
or maybe it's just something to show the idiots donating to the ias so they feel like their money actually went somewhere other than paying pi's to chase ron miscavige and gang around
i hope they sell commercial time, we can run a commercial for zenu.tv\
i also hope they have a series called prison planet, similar to animal planet but showing how much they despise wogs
and maybe an elitist how to show become more narcissistic or a psychic show displaying OT powers with cgi
seems that way to me, his phone tapping butt got got plastered on tv so he thinks this might balance it out, or cause a distraction
they're on drugs if they think the public is going to take them seriously, this is going to be possibly the most biased tv station on earth
or maybe it's just something to show the idiots donating to the ias so they feel like their money actually went somewhere other than paying pi's to chase ron miscavige and gang around
i hope they sell commercial time, we can run a commercial for zenu.tv\
i also hope they have a series called prison planet, similar to animal planet but showing how much they despise wogs
and maybe an elitist how to show become more narcissistic or a psychic show displaying OT powers with cgi
Purple Rain
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.... New...!! From the makers of Battlefield Earth!!
Leland
Crusader
It will be interesting to see what the Cult does....
Sure....they have studios.....and can make some "content" as it is called....
But delivering that content is another matter.
It will either have to be broadcast....or they will have to try someway to get a Cable Company or Verizon to carry them on optic cable....or Dish Network to deliver via satellite....
I doubt very much any Cable Provider or Verizon or Dish would do it....
Broadcasting is city by city....town by town....and the Cult certainly doesn't have Broadcast capabilities...
I suppose they could do some sort of Web Broadcast....but that would require a lot of bandwidth....
I must say, there are several Christian Broadcast Networks in the States....perhaps the Cult is thinking to model themselves along those lines....??
anyway....it will be interesting....and I predict lots of footbullets....
Sure....they have studios.....and can make some "content" as it is called....
But delivering that content is another matter.
It will either have to be broadcast....or they will have to try someway to get a Cable Company or Verizon to carry them on optic cable....or Dish Network to deliver via satellite....
I doubt very much any Cable Provider or Verizon or Dish would do it....
Broadcasting is city by city....town by town....and the Cult certainly doesn't have Broadcast capabilities...
I suppose they could do some sort of Web Broadcast....but that would require a lot of bandwidth....
I must say, there are several Christian Broadcast Networks in the States....perhaps the Cult is thinking to model themselves along those lines....??
anyway....it will be interesting....and I predict lots of footbullets....
Purple Rain
Crusader
It will be interesting to see what the Cult does....
Sure....they have studios.....and can make some "content" as it is called....
But delivering that content is another matter.
It will either have to be broadcast....or they will have to try someway to get a Cable Company or Verizon to carry them on optic cable....or Dish Network to deliver via satellite....
I doubt very much any Cable Provider or Verizon or Dish would do it....
Broadcasting is city by city....town by town....and the Cult certainly doesn't have Broadcast capabilities...
I suppose they could do some sort of Web Broadcast....but that would require a lot of bandwidth....
I must say, there are several Christian Broadcast Networks in the States....perhaps the Cult is thinking to model themselves along those lines....??
anyway....it will be interesting....and I predict lots of footbullets....
It will be completely hilarious!! This is awesome!!
Free Being Me
Crusader
[video=youtube;UFBZ_uAbxS0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0[/video]
Here is the leaked $cio event video of Tom Cruise, a cringy off the rails train wreck of unprecedented I.Q. dropping magnitudenesses. Imagine the reactions of people watching ole Tom on a $cio t.v. channel talking about the cult. J&D heaven!
Little David
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I can't watch that video and think Tom Cruise is anything except a sociopath like his best friend David Miscavige.
Free Being Me
Crusader
I know what you mean. I watched it years ago all the way through. It's a morbid macabre once is enough peek into the cult, complete unhinged bizarre madness.
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