WHERE'S RON?

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Since 1986 there are as many people spotting Ron as Elvis.

Scientologists keep spotting him in the theta universe.

Rumors keep swirling that he is alive...

If you see him, please post here.

He was last seen in a dandy cowboy getup. Probably some kind of disguise he needed cause paparazzi and fans tend to mob the reincarnated Buddha.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Okay, he is small, but he's in there.

He used to be such a big being. . .

 

[Gadfly]

Another thread on the capricious cowboy!

 

[Gadfly]

Here he is!

Did I win a prize?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Another thread on the capricious cowboy!

HellYeah!

I figured after you and I and TAJ started lovin' RBC (Ron-Buddha-Cowboy) we better give him a home thread all to himself....

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[HelluvaHoax!]

Here he is!

Did I win a prize?

LOLOLOL


Dammmmmm! You have exposed high-level, advanced confidential materials to people who are not ready to know that!!!

ps: Don't spend hours looking for Ron-Buddha-Cowboy in that last one. He's not in there. I was just putting it there to punish you for feeding the EP to everyone.

 

[Gadfly]

OK, where's Ron?

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

Where Has Ron Been?

Where Does Ron Belong?

The Capricious Cowboy Collector's Edition is long overdue

 

[GoNuclear]

There might be a parody in this ... Like A Bhuddist Cowboy tune of Rhinestone Cowboy original by Glen Campbell.

I've been contemplatin' so long,
The meaning of right and wrong,
That my horse and I no longer know where we're goin'.

Am I feelin' the wind and the rain,
Or is it just in my brain
Or is this silly refrain causin' my slowin ...

Like a Bhuddist Cowboy ... etc

If I was serious I would do it in Word and post it in my usual Navy Blue. Perhaps some other time.

Pete

 

[Jump]

OK, where's Ron?

Whoa! That's two cans of whoop-ass right there.

 

[Gadfly]

Look up in the sky!

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No, it's COWBOY Super Ron!

He has got them BIG Boots in the Sky!

With the fluffy white sideburns waving in the wind!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Look up in the sky!

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No, it's COWBOY Super Ron!

He has got them BIG Boots in the Sky!

Luvvvvvvvved that one!

 

[Sindy]

With Jimmy, remember?

 

[R6Basic]

LOL, this is great.

 

[PirateAndBum]

With Jimmy, remember?

Jimi: Anger he smiles tow'ring shiny metallic purple armour.
Queen jealousy, envy waits behind him.
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground.
Blue are the life giving waters taking for granted,
They quietly understand.

Ron: Yeah, that's so indicates about me Jimi

Jimi: My red is so confident he flashes trophies of war
And ribbons of euphoria.
Orange is young, full of daring but very unsteady for the first go 'round.
My yellow in this case is no so mellow.
In fact I'm trying to say it's frightened like me.
And all of these emotions of mine keep holding me
From giving my life to a nutjob like you.
But I'm a yeah, I'm bold as love,
Yeah yeah.

Ron: Yeah, my red on white is like that too man. My hair used to be orange! Feeling kinda yellow, yeah, secondaries, engrams, BTs all up in your fro man. Did you ever hear my song "Road to freedom" Jimi?

Jimi: Well, I think I'll go turn myself off,
And go on down
All the way down
Really ain't no use in me hanging around
In your kinda scene


Ron: Oh, mumbles bleepin wog

 

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[PirateAndBum]

OMG !

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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[guanoloco]

OK, where's Ron?

Squeeze my cans, please.