Elronius of Marcabia
Silver Meritorious Patron
Depends how you define a Scientologist ?
"one who taps the phone of your wife to break up your marriage" ?
"one who taps the phone of your wife to break up your marriage" ?


Coming back to the United Kingdom 2011 census, 2418 people are self confessed scientologists, sixty-three million one hundred and ninety-seven thousand five hundred and eighty-two are not.
[highlight]2418 scientologists is a pathetically small amount[/highlight].

Yeah....LOL....
Of course we know how DM counts Scientologists: Every person who is on their mailing list. So that means every person who's ever bought a book, done an Intro course, done a street Stress Test and given them their address, or who's ever given the cult their address for any reason at all. All of these people are "counted".
Hell I'm probably still counted as a Scientologist most likely. I was never officially declared. Oh, I am off the mailing list though. LOL... I used perfect Tone 40 tech in successfully getting my name removed from all mailing lists. But, somehow I bet I'm still "counted".
Arithmetic police here: 200 x 50 is 10,000...
...so it would be ten thousand "active members" in the whole USA, not one thousand.... but, it's more likely that the "average" number of "active" members per state is 20 (yes, that's twenty) -- how many "active" members in such states as Alaska, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, all those little New England states, Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, Oklahoma, (not counting Chilloco), Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa. There are missions or orgs in SOME of these states, but I'd guess there's hardly anyone -- staff OR public -- in them. Might be as many as 200 "active" in the orgs/missions in larger cities, so your final figures could be close to correct.
If you want to have some fun, go to the Scientology org locator at www.scientology.org/churches/locator.html
and get a list of orgs and missions. Try actually calling a few during normal business hours and see how many actually have anybody answering the phone. Or where the numbers even are in service.

If someone does answer the phone, tell them you want the abilities of a Clear, as defined in the Dianteics book, and ask how much it will cost.![]()
Sam Freeman/Domingo talks about scientology...Advance notice! I've just seen a trailer for a documentary on Scientology to be broadcast next Monday (24th) at 9.00pm on Channel 5. I don't know anything else about it, I just caught the trailer while watching the Test Match highlights.

Advance notice! I've just seen a trailer for a documentary on Scientology to be broadcast next Monday (24th) at 9.00pm on Channel 5. I don't know anything else about it, I just caught the trailer while watching the Test Match highlights.
Maybe Elron was telling the truth after all...
Source
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Note: This publication is registered as a 'newspaper'. I never buy it or read it, but if the above is what it is selling, the owners should be prosecuted under the 'Trade Descriptions Act' IMO.
Actually looking at those headlines I might just buy a copy for the shits and giggles.

Why do that? Just click on the link and save yerself a quid or whatever they charge for their horrible rag!![]()
That's 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
The science section is even weirder than the weird section. That's one paper that's even worse than I remember from decades ago. Utter bollocks, great dangling ones! But the good news is that I didn't waste money to see photos of ghosts seen in outer space, or any of the other stuff I have already forgotten. People actually buy it and buy it again the next day, perhaps there's no hope for mankind!
The Express is relatively sensible there are worse ones! The Daily Star has a photo of what David Cameron and other politicians would look like with a beard, and they must have spent at least 3 minutes on the photoshopping.
To be quite honest I didn't even bother to read any of it, I simply saw the headline and thought it would make an amusing post.
I think the quality of this 'newspaper' has gone right down the pan. 50 years ago my mother used to read the Daily Express regularily. She was an intelligent woman and wouldn't have wasted her time on it if the paper in those days contained any of the drivel it currently peddles.
Stratty you've really changed your image! and back again!

Dolly P. eat yer heart out!![]()
Try not to explode!