Wog tech vs space opera

[Mimsey Borogrove]

Thanks for this beautiful picture of you.....

Us Neanderthals were a happy bunch - nothing like those nut job Cro mangons - always hittin each other wid clubs and chuckin spears at each other. Too much drama - and sex with them? Aieee. I don't think they much enjoyed a good mounting, as much as they turned it into some sort of act of domination. So, you all homo saps wouldn't have a single shred of a sense of humor, ifn it were't fo our happy genes - and a few of us that were too drunk to care who we slept with... See what a bitch this cro mangon girl is? Can you blame us?

 

[arcxcauseblows]

here's what the cavemen are up to, looks like star wars drones

[video=youtube;rVlhMGQgDkY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY[/video]

and the latest advancement in scientology tech, look at that old grey and black lcd screen? wtf? charging thousands of dollars and they can't even throw in a color display? my freakin watch has a color touchscreen and it was hundreds not thousands...

full recall of billions of years of tech and this is what they come up with? lol

knowing how to know produces this?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

So I am a Nimat and the study of Nimats would be…..Nimatology?

"And that's where you and I are, dear reader, we ARE the class IX Nimats."

Helena

 

[TheOriginalBigBlue]

"And that's where you and I are, dear reader, we ARE the class IX Nimats."

Helena

That actually kind of works for me. First there were Wogs, then there were Scientologists, and then there were Ex-Scientologists - the next higher level of evolution.

 

[Mimsey Borogrove]

That actually kind of works for me. First there were Wogs, then there were Scientologists, and then there were Ex-Scientologists - the next higher level of evolution.

Homo sap, then homo novis, homo ex-novis? Or homo uber nova? No - that would be a taxi driver in an old Chevy. Humm....

Mimsey

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Homo sap, then homo novis, homo ex-novis?

The History of Man, per Church of Hoaxology scripture, is:

75,000,000 BC through 1949 AD: Homo Sapiens

1950 - 1985: Homo Novus

1986 - 2016: Homo Blowus


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The highest state attainable (Homo Blowus) became possible in 1986, coincident with LRH shedding his impediment and going into deep space to research. His departure from Earth very favorably changed the theta to entheta ratio on this planet, enabling Scientologists to begin having the BlowCog[SUP]1[/SUP].

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[SUP]1[/SUP] BlowCog: In 1986, when Scientologists shed the impediment of L. Ron Hubbard, they soon began realizing: "I am creating my own wins". Thereupon they blew and, per the Code of Honor, they began to "keep their own counsel" as well as keep their own money.

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[oneonewasaracecar]

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The History of Man, per Church of Hoaxology scripture, is:

75,000,000 BC through 1949 AD: Homo Sapiens

1950 - 1985: Homo Novus

1986 - 2016: Homo Blowus


​

The highest state attainable (Homo Blowus) became possible in 1986, coincident with LRH shedding his impediment and going into deep space to research. His departure from Earth very favorably changed the theta to entheta ratio on this planet, enabling Scientologists to begin having the BlowCog[SUP]1[/SUP].

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[SUP]1[/SUP] BlowCog: In 1986, when Scientologists shed the impediment of L. Ron Hubbard, they soon began realizing: "I am creating my own wins". Thereupon they blew and, per the Code of Honor, they began to "keep their own counsel" as well as keep their own money.

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ROFL

This is some of your best work.

 

[Enthetan]

But seriously, who is spending half a mil or more or devoting a billion years of complete loyalty if not to gain whole track recall abilities? Why even bother to publish "Have You Lived Before This Life", "A History of Man" or "Mission Into Time" if not to build the expectation that this is whats being sold? It must be happening somewhere. Yet, substantial independent proof of accurate whole track recall by way of Scientology is as rare as BT teeth.

One of Scientology's attractions to me, was gaining a whole bunch of past lifetime experiences, and integrating the lessons learned from those experiences to me myself more capable.