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HelluvaHoax!

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Well, you said 'I am an auditor'. Didn't you mean 'I last did some auditing 34 years ago'? It's like me saying 'I am a Pit Boss' despite the fact that I haven't seen the inside of a casino since 1995. I once was a Pit Boss.
I am not currently a Pit Boss.

Nor have I ever worked as a Pit Boss.

However, I self-identify as a Pit Boss.



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strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
I am not currently a Pit Boss.

Nor have I ever worked as a Pit Boss.

However, I self-identify as a Pit Boss.



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And in this day and age you have every right to HH, in the same way that I self-identify as a marine iguana; although in the light of current events I am thinking of reverting to self-identfying as Ludwig van Beethoven - any problem with that? :biggrin:
 

Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
And in this day and age you have every right to HH, in the same way that I self-identify as a marine iguana; although in the light of current events I am thinking of reverting to self-identfying as Ludwig van Beethoven - any problem with that? :biggrin:
Back many years ago when I was a freshman at Northeastern University, I was in a building looking for the location of one of my classes I was in.

I saw a woman sitting on the floor outside of a classroom I thought was in the right area. I asked her:
"Is this the room for the freshman English class?"

She responded, "No, Beethoven"

I asked "Do you like Beethoven?"

She replied matter-of-factly "Yeah, he's great to get laid by".

That for me was the beginning of an interesting 2-3 day relationship.
 

Clay Pigeon

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The auditor is courageous?

Is "The Auditor" the same person as "The Being"?

As in, "the being always knows".

Dianetics was heralded as a bigger discovery than fire or the wheel.

It will be a far bigger discovery that Dianetics when someone finally discovers who "the being" is.

I started listing it in session recently and didn't come up with any LFBD F/N item yet.

Here's what I've got so far after 12.5 hours of solo L&N:


WHO IS THE BEING?

The Commodore sf

The COB tic

Buddha x

Tom Cruise x

Xenu tic

Yeah, I know, that's not much to show after an intensive of listing items.

Obviously this listing question restimulates a very heavy part of the wholetrack, so that means that my awareness is so high that I am bumping into advanced materials and that is causing me to not be able to list more items so far.

It's really a validation, I guess, that I can't find the right item, it shows I am an elite Pre-OT with extreme knowingness. So, I've got that going for me.​

It appears "The Being" is either Tom Brady or Bill Belichek
 

Clay Pigeon

Gold Meritorious Patron
When was the last time you sat down in front of a pc and asked him/her to pick up the cans? In fact, have you ever sat down in front of a pc and asked him/her to pick up the cans?

It's 34 years since I did model session metered auditing but I believe you have read my account of the compassionate and effective use to which I put my auditor training when my best friend was dying in 2006.

And my two biggest group auditing (done on a predominately spiritual level) groups are The Boston Red Sox and The New England Patriots. Although you are a Brit, you might have heard of them


To audit means "to listen". It is governed by a noble code; The Auditor's Code whose spirit I abide quite well though it's letter has some spin to favor CoS which I do not necessarily respect.
 

strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Look CP, I don't doubt for one moment your intentions towards your friend, The Boston Red Box and the New England Patriarchs were altogether commendable and honourable, but to ascribe positive results in these fields as being due to some mysterious woo woo you have engendered using Hubbard's Tek is simply laughable. I''m sorry mate, but that's the way I see it.

Noble code my arse! Tell that to all the PC's who have had their innermost secrets divulged in session plastered all over the Internet in order to defame and discredit them.
 
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Clay Pigeon

Gold Meritorious Patron
Look CP, I don't doubt for one moment your intentions towards your friend, The Boston Red Box and the New England Patriarchs are altogether commendable and honourable, but to ascribe positive results in these fields as being due to some mysterious woo woo you have engendered using Hubbard's Tek is simply laughable. I''m sorry mate, but that's the way I see it.

Noble code my arse!
I recommend critical thinking.

The results were produced by the players on the field. With spiritual matters of this sort no scientific proof is possible. Either way; neither proof nor disproof.

But with my pal Stratsie, I was there with him and I know what I did and I m confident of it's effect
 

JustSheila

Crusader
I recommend critical thinking.

The results were produced by the players on the field. With spiritual matters of this sort no scientific proof is possible. Either way; neither proof nor disproof.

But with my pal Stratsie, I was there with him and I know what I did and I m confident of it's effect
You should watch the movie, "Angels in the Outfield." You'd like it. :yes: There are all kinds of influences on professional games. :omg:
 

phenomanon

Canyon
The auditor is courageous?

Is "The Auditor" the same person as "The Being"?

As in, "the being always knows".

Dianetics was heralded as a bigger discovery than fire or the wheel.

It will be a far bigger discovery that Dianetics when someone finally discovers who "the being" is.

I started listing it in session recently and didn't come up with any LFBD F/N item yet.

Here's what I've got so far after 12.5 hours of solo L&N:


WHO IS THE BEING?

The Commodore sf

The COB tic

Buddha x

Tom Cruise x

Xenu tic

Yeah, I know, that's not much to show after an intensive of listing items.

Obviously this listing question restimulates a very heavy part of the wholetrack, so that means that my awareness is so high that I am bumping into advanced materials and that is causing me to not be able to list more items so far.

It's really a validation, I guess, that I can't find the right item, it shows I am an elite Pre-OT with extreme knowingness. So, I've got that going for me.​
You are fortunate that you are unable to list to that one item. NOTs tells us that what is correct for one, is wrong for another.
I strongly advise anyone who is foolish enough to even use the L & N tek. remember this: "What is correct for one, is wrong for another".
Consider the repercussions of accepting the item "me".:pixiedust:
 

HelluvaHoax!

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You are fortunate that you are unable to list to that one item. NOTs tells us that what is correct for one, is wrong for another. I strongly advise anyone who is foolish enough to even use the L & N tek. remember this: "What is correct for one, is wrong for another".
Consider the repercussions of accepting the item "me".:pixiedust:
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LOL !

Whoa! I believe you have just discovered Scientology's dirtiest little secret!

To wit, that it is a lavishly expensive, decades-long auditing session focused on as-ising the ultimate source of all counter-intention and evil purposes that aberrates a being and in so doing, prevents Scientology from clearing the planet.

Once that is vanquished, planetary conquest & clearing becomes a reality!

It's so simple.

And best of all, Scientology generously allows you to pay for erasing yourself.

Everyone please now stand, facing the wall portrait of the mentally ill con man in a naval costume and flow admiration by loudly chanting: HYP-HYP----HYP-POCRISY!

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George Layton

Silver Meritorious Patron
I recommend critical thinking.

The results were produced by the players on the field. With spiritual matters of this sort no scientific proof is possible. Either way; neither proof nor disproof.

But with my pal Stratsie, I was there with him and I know what I did and I m confident of it's effect
You recommend critical thinking? Have you tried using it?
 
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