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Advance Magazine Issue 191

anonmom

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Wow, I haven't seen one of these in years. Thanks for posting it. I see the OT stories are just as lame. Such as slowing down time in a cab to catch a plane, help fix a car across a distance and my favorite, catch a bus that is about to leave. :dieslaughing: So OT! And the promised abilities are just as vague. For example, my understanding of life has increased and I became cause over my dynamics.

It really makes me wonder, how on earth do I lead such a successful life without scientology? Somehow I manage to arrive early for plane travel, my car runs well and I don't need to take the bus. :D
 
Can't resist.

I just had an amaaaaaaazing OT win!!!!! I couldn't log on to ESMB. I just postulated it would go right. There was a mass near me, and a sad, frustrated misemotion around the computer. I got in comm with the being.
Wouldn't you know it, Loyal Officer! (note to DiR PUBS - edit prior to publication). I orbited the being, the mass blew and before you could say
"Body thetan" my ESMB posting stats were through the roof!!!!
 

duddins

Patron Meritorious
Can't resist.

I just had an amaaaaaaazing OT win!!!!! I couldn't log on to ESMB. I just postulated it would go right. There was a mass near me, and a sad, frustrated misemotion around the computer. I got in comm with the being.
Wouldn't you know it, Loyal Officer! (note to DiR PUBS - edit prior to publication). I orbited the being, the mass blew and before you could say
"Body thetan" my ESMB posting stats were through the roof!!!!

:lol:
 

feline

Patron Meritorious
Can't resist.

I just had an amaaaaaaazing OT win!!!!! I couldn't log on to ESMB. I just postulated it would go right. There was a mass near me, and a sad, frustrated misemotion around the computer. I got in comm with the being.
Wouldn't you know it, Loyal Officer! (note to DiR PUBS - edit prior to publication). I orbited the being, the mass blew and before you could say
"Body thetan" my ESMB posting stats were through the roof!!!!

Nice one, DB! And congrats on those stats- according to Alanzo, mastering the Bridge to Total Status is the most important thing we can do in this life. I don't know if that is true or not but better safe than sorry!
 

Axiom142

Gold Meritorious Patron

Thanks for the link dr3k.

There don't apear to be very many 'proper' completions, i.e. auditing actions as oppose to basic book courses, given that this is one of only two places in the whole of Europe where OTs are made.

Also, notice that one of the two completions for the SHSBC Level F was Jane Kember. Looks like she is back on lines in a big way. Perhaps the CoS will be making use of her services in dealing with Anonymous? Not heard of her before? Check out Operation Snow White: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_snow_white

Axiom142
 
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