MANDATORY CELEBRATION PAC BASE NOV 20, 2009

[Pooks]

Sorry for the short notice, but this is really creepy.


Sent: Thu, Nov 19, 2009
Subject: Mandatory Celebration! (Your presence is required. Read below)

PACIFICA BASE COMMAND: CO CLO & CO CCI
INVITE YOU TO A MANDATORY CELEBRATION AND MORE…

You have come to many mandatory briefings so naturally it is required that you come to
a mandatory celebration with a special announcement!

This is BY invitation only…

Concerning a future more glorious than we could
have ever imagined.

Because we have never abandoned each other.
Because we have not betrayed one another.
Because we have kept faith with one another.
Because we have been true to one another…

Because we know we’re in this together

Roll call at 7 PM! J
Department 3 will be doing chase ups to ensure you arrive and get your gift.
Friday, November 20th at 7 pm AOLA Atrium.
IMPORTANT:
Bring a copy of this email with you to show at the door.
RSVP to me, Claire Taylor
818-482-4112 or click reply to confirm




Subject: Fwd: Department 3
Sent: Thu, Nov 19, 2009

Nancy Cartwright will be at the Mandatory Celebration…..will you?????

Respond Now! Department Three [note: Dept 3 Is the Dept of Inspections and Reports and where "Ethics" is located] is demanding that you arrive and receive your gift!

Friday Night November 20th 7:00 PM AOLA Atrium!

Be there or be square…and this means you!
Click reply

 

[Ladybird]

This IS creepy!

1 day notice for a Mandatory Celebration?

HCO taking roll-call on public??

Are they serving Kool-Aide???

Maybe this is a test to find out who the true believers are because if I was still in I wouldn't go anywhere near this creep-fest.

Maybe they are going to assign people to fly to Australia to protest the Parliment? Or crush reg them for OZ plane fares?

One thing of note is that if they have HCO roll-call lists then they DO know how many (or should I say how few?) members they have.

I hope somebody goes who can give us a report!

 

[Lulu Belle]

That is incredibly creepy.

My first thought was that it was a recruit event.

Second one was an IAS money sucker.

 

[hummingbird]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall!!

Sorry for the short notice, but this is really creepy.


Sent: Thu, Nov 19, 2009
Subject: Mandatory Celebration! (Your presence is required. Read below)

PACIFICA BASE COMMAND: CO CLO & CO CCI
INVITE YOU TO A MANDATORY CELEBRATION AND MORE…

You have come to many mandatory briefings so naturally it is required that you come to
a mandatory celebration with a special announcement!

...

Respond Now! Department Three is demanding that you arrive and receive your gift!

Creepy is the word, Pooks. Once I swallowed the concept of a "mandatory celebration" (I lied, it's still stuck in my throat) the idea of Div 3 giving me a "gift" makes my blood run cold!!

PS "Be there or be square?" Who says that anymore?

 

[HappyGirl]

I thought this thread title was a joke! I thought it would be announcing an Anon demonstration.

Well, I wasn't too far off. It is a joke.

 

[Mystic]

This is wonderful news. Such short-notice mandatoryness will help piss off some more folks already on the edge. Keep up the good work, Criminal Cult, we appreciate all you are doing to destroy yourself.

 

[Blue Spirit]

Could Be Both

That is incredibly creepy.

My first thought was that it was a recruit event.

Second one was an IAS money sucker.

It could well be both !

This just gets more and more INSANE continually.

It is almost (not quite) unbelievable.

It is going to be a sadly amusing activity to spectate on how far south their insanity will go.


The Free Gift is obvious cheese in the mouse trap.

MORE TO COME !

 

[Dulloldfart]

Any locals, please go and spai for us.

YOU VILL HAF FUN! SCHMACK!

Paul

 

[Thrak]

This Claire seems to be a total nutjob. She seems to have a gift for Orwellian emails. Gotta wonder about the free gift. L Ron Buttplugs?

 

[Iknowtoomuch]

I suspect this is an effort to "fix" the public that have walked away.

 

[Blownforgood]

BFG BOOKS is getting the books ready!!!

Every time they have one of these briefings they tell the public NOT to buy the BFG book and we get a flood of orders in right afterwards! I hope them tell them Not to buy it on Amazon.com. Remember that - DO NOT order it from the privacy of your own home with our discreet shipping service!

I cannot pay these people enough to keep getting the word out!

At least they send emails out a day ahead of time so we can prepare ourselves.

Until next time...
BFG

P.S. Kindle version of the BFG Book is now online and they are selling like hotcakes!

 

[Div6]

BFG BOOKS is getting the books ready!!!

Every time they have one of these briefings they tell the public NOT to buy the BFG book and we get a flood of orders in right afterwards! I hope them tell them Not to buy it on Amazon.com. Remember that - DO NOT order it from the privacy of your own home with our discreet shipping service!

I cannot pay these people enough to keep getting the word out!

At least they send emails out a day ahead of time so we can prepare ourselves.

Until next time...
BFG

P.S. Kindle version of the BFG Book is now online and they are selling like hotcakes!

 

[Blue Spirit]

Free Gift

BFG BOOKS is getting the books ready!!!

Every time they have one of these briefings they tell the public NOT to buy the BFG book and we get a flood of orders in right afterwards! I hope them tell them Not to buy it on Amazon.com. Remember that - DO NOT order it from the privacy of your own home with our discreet shipping service!

I cannot pay these people enough to keep getting the word out!

At least they send emails out a day ahead of time so we can prepare ourselves.

Until next time...
BFG

P.S. Kindle version of the BFG Book is now online and they are selling like hotcakes!

Maybe the Free Gift is a Blown For Good book.

If you can't beat them, then join them !

 

[Smilla]

Mandatory fun. Are they having fun? "Are you now, or have you ever had fun?" Run to floating TA, VVGI's, or else.

 

[Lynn Fountain Campbell]

It's in the AOLA Atrium????? Do you know how small that space is? How are they ever going to fit all their loyal members in there?

Lynn

 

[BC1]

BFG BOOKS is getting the books ready!!!

Every time they have one of these briefings they tell the public NOT to buy the BFG book and we get a flood of orders in right afterwards! I hope them tell them Not to buy it on Amazon.com. Remember that - DO NOT order it from the privacy of your own home with our discreet shipping service!

I cannot pay these people enough to keep getting the word out!

At least they send emails out a day ahead of time so we can prepare ourselves.

Until next time...
BFG

P.S. Kindle version of the BFG Book is now online and they are selling like hotcakes!

Is there a count yet on how many books have sold? I noticed it has been hovering around the 1,000 mark on the Amazon rankings the last few days.

 

[Thrak]

I suspect this is an effort to "fix" the public that have walked away.

Mandatory ARC X session?

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

The people who do not show up will he harassed to no end to verify their loyalty to the cult, hopefully they tell them to go fuck off and start acting like a real church.

The gift is probably an updated version of their net nanny software and it only requires you to give a donation of $49.95 to receive it.

 

[Blownforgood]

It's in the AOLA Atrium????? Do you know how small that space is? How are they ever going to fit all their loyal members in there?

Lynn

You could fit ALL of the loyal members in the AOLA men's bathroom!

BFG

 

[glinner]

Jesus, if there are any fence sitters left that should get rid of them.

In fact I bet you that is exactly what the intention is behind this.

At Int whenever the shit hit the fan DM would always talk about getting rid of deadwood as being part of the solution. That philosophy of his helped reduce the base to the few hundred they have left now.

This sounds like more of the same but "public style". Hope I'm right.