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The Armadillo is back - And he's Really Mad

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
When I look at the member's list, and sort by the number of posts, I see that Zinj, and Paul, and Fluffy, all have more posts than I do.

There is nothing more humiliating to me than losing my position on the Bridge to Total Status on ESMB.

And, since Anderson Cooper Week is coming up, I have decided to spend it HERE, where all the real SPs and DBs and PTSes and out-ethics cats and Fitness-Boarded Out (DBs, SPs, and PTSes) and Low-toned (DBs, SPs and PTS) Mo-Fos are!

ESMB!!!!

So RAH!!!

Alanzo is all about

ANDERSON COOPER!!!!

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Tiger Lily

Gold Meritorious Patron
Alanzo! :bighug:


I've missed you!!! This place just ain't as much fun when you're not posting!

And I'm a girl and I've always loved Anderson Cooper -- ever since I first saw him covering that mining disaster several years ago. Was disappointed when I heard there's not much chance of him admiring me back, but I love him nonetheless.

-TL
 

Good twin

Floater
No. I did not know that.

Is she hotter than Anderson Cooper?

Dunno. I s'pose you could ask her.

I mean if you go by her avatar -- she looks more like Tommy Davis. Which reminds me I found out that who we are on the internet is not exactly who we are in real life. Did you know about that?
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Alanzo! :bighug:


I've missed you!!! This place just ain't as much fun when you're not posting!

And I'm a girl and I've always loved Anderson Cooper -- ever since I first saw him covering that mining disaster several years ago. Was disappointed when I heard there's not much chance of him admiring me back, but I love him nonetheless.

-TL

I've missed you too, TL!

You have not been around much, I see. (By your post count.)

But yes, I don't care about human sex as an Armadillo. We look at you humans and laugh at your lurching, fumbling, fleshy ways.

WE LOVE ANDERSON COOPER!!!

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Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Dunno. I s'pose you could ask her.

I mean if you go by her avatar -- she looks more like Tommy Davis. Which reminds me I found out that who we are on the internet is not exactly who we are in real life. Did you know about that?

NO!!!

 

Good twin

Floater
NO!!!


:hmm: Are you yelling like you are surprised cause you just realized it too or like you can't believe I was so stupid? Cause if you're thinking I am stupid for just now figuring that out, that's just mean. Maybe you been hangin out on that protech board too long to appreciate us SPs PTSes and DBs. (I missed you too)
 

Kathy (ImOut)

Gold Meritorious Patron
Liar.

I've watched you and your human love for Sarah Palin.

That alone is evidence that you love Anderson Cooper!

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Alanzo,

Sarah and Anderson aren't even in the same galaxy, politically speaking. And I don't love Sarah either. I think she's a really ballsy chick and from what she wrote in her book "Going Rogue", she did a great job as Gov of Alaska. But in a creepy way she reminds me of this Scn I used to know. And it totally creeps me out. :nervous:
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
:hmm: Are you yelling like you are surprised cause you just realized it too or like you can't believe I was so stupid? Cause if you're thinking I am stupid for just now figuring that out, that's just mean. Maybe you been hangin out on that protech board too long to appreciate us SPs PTSes and DBs. (I missed you too)

I'm yelling 'cause I just realized it.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Alanzo,

Sarah and Anderson aren't even in the same galaxy, politically speaking. And I don't love Sarah either. I think she's a really ballsy chick and from what she wrote in her book "Going Rogue", she did a great job as Gov of Alaska. But in a creepy way she reminds me of this Scn I used to know. And it totally creeps me out. :nervous:

I know what you mean.

As an Armadillo, I love her, but there is a part of her that makes me gag.
 
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