The Armadillo is back - And he's Really Mad

[Alanzo]

When I look at the member's list, and sort by the number of posts, I see that Zinj, and Paul, and Fluffy, all have more posts than I do.

There is nothing more humiliating to me than losing my position on the Bridge to Total Status on ESMB.

And, since Anderson Cooper Week is coming up, I have decided to spend it HERE, where all the real SPs and DBs and PTSes and out-ethics cats and Fitness-Boarded Out (DBs, SPs, and PTSes) and Low-toned (DBs, SPs and PTS) Mo-Fos are!

ESMB!!!!

So RAH!!!

Alanzo is all about

ANDERSON COOPER!!!!

 

[skollie]

Welcome back Alanzo and thank you for those BEAUTIFUL pictures of Anderson.

 

[Good twin]

That reminds me. Hey Alanzo, skollie's a girl!!!

 

[Alanzo]

Welcome back Alanzo and thank you for those BEAUTIFUL pictures of Anderson.

Thank you, Skollie.

I love Anderson Cooper and I am not afraid to say it.

 

[Alanzo]

That reminds me. Hey Alanzo, skollie's a girl!!!

Even the girls love Anderson Cooper on ESMB!

 

[Good twin]

Even the girls love Anderson Cooper on ESMB!

Yeah. But did you know that skollie is a girl? That Tommy Davis avatar had me completely fooled.

 

[Alanzo]

Yeah. But did you know that skollie is a girl? That Tommy Davis avatar had me completely fooled.

No. I did not know that.

Is she hotter than Anderson Cooper?

 

[Tiger Lily]

Alanzo!


I've missed you!!! This place just ain't as much fun when you're not posting!

And I'm a girl and I've always loved Anderson Cooper -- ever since I first saw him covering that mining disaster several years ago. Was disappointed when I heard there's not much chance of him admiring me back, but I love him nonetheless.

-TL

 

[Good twin]

No. I did not know that.

Is she hotter than Anderson Cooper?

Dunno. I s'pose you could ask her.

I mean if you go by her avatar -- she looks more like Tommy Davis. Which reminds me I found out that who we are on the internet is not exactly who we are in real life. Did you know about that?

 

[Alanzo]

Alanzo!


I've missed you!!! This place just ain't as much fun when you're not posting!

And I'm a girl and I've always loved Anderson Cooper -- ever since I first saw him covering that mining disaster several years ago. Was disappointed when I heard there's not much chance of him admiring me back, but I love him nonetheless.

-TL

I've missed you too, TL!

You have not been around much, I see. (By your post count.)

But yes, I don't care about human sex as an Armadillo. We look at you humans and laugh at your lurching, fumbling, fleshy ways.

WE LOVE ANDERSON COOPER!!!

 

[Alanzo]

Dunno. I s'pose you could ask her.

I mean if you go by her avatar -- she looks more like Tommy Davis. Which reminds me I found out that who we are on the internet is not exactly who we are in real life. Did you know about that?

NO!!!

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[Kathy (ImOut)]

Even the girls love Anderson Cooper on ESMB!

I'm a girl and I don't "love" Anderson Cooper.

 

[Alanzo]

I'm a girl and I don't "love" Anderson Cooper.

Liar.

I've watched you and your human love for Sarah Palin.

That alone is evidence that you love Anderson Cooper!

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[nozeno]

I love Alanzo and I'm not afraid to admit it.

 

[Good twin]

NO!!!

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Are you yelling like you are surprised cause you just realized it too or like you can't believe I was so stupid? Cause if you're thinking I am stupid for just now figuring that out, that's just mean. Maybe you been hangin out on that protech board too long to appreciate us SPs PTSes and DBs. (I missed you too)

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

Liar.

I've watched you and your human love for Sarah Palin.

That alone is evidence that you love Anderson Cooper!

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Alanzo,

Sarah and Anderson aren't even in the same galaxy, politically speaking. And I don't love Sarah either. I think she's a really ballsy chick and from what she wrote in her book "Going Rogue", she did a great job as Gov of Alaska. But in a creepy way she reminds me of this Scn I used to know. And it totally creeps me out.

 

[Alanzo]

I love Alanzo and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I told you not to say that in public.

 

[Alanzo]

Are you yelling like you are surprised cause you just realized it too or like you can't believe I was so stupid? Cause if you're thinking I am stupid for just now figuring that out, that's just mean. Maybe you been hangin out on that protech board too long to appreciate us SPs PTSes and DBs. (I missed you too)

I'm yelling 'cause I just realized it.

 

[Alanzo]

Alanzo,

Sarah and Anderson aren't even in the same galaxy, politically speaking. And I don't love Sarah either. I think she's a really ballsy chick and from what she wrote in her book "Going Rogue", she did a great job as Gov of Alaska. But in a creepy way she reminds me of this Scn I used to know. And it totally creeps me out.

I know what you mean.

As an Armadillo, I love her, but there is a part of her that makes me gag.

 

[Alanzo]

But Anderson Cooper is one guy an Armadillo can love!!!

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