On the Phone with the Auditing Elite

[Andrew Moore]

Just got off the phone with a Flag auditor (didn't catch the name, sorry.) A wonderful conversation ensued wherein I laid out my reasons for leaving the church (i.e. Miscavige) without touching on my opinion that the whole thing is a web of nonsense spun by a loon with bad grammar and worse dental hygiene. I encouraged the nice lady to "Look, don't listen."

Not once did I raise my voice. I remained very cool and polite.

The conversation ended with a "Just fuck off!" and being hung-up on.

Well, well, well. So much for the TRs of the auditing elite!

I used to screen my calls -- when I was in. I didn't want to be regged or pestered endlessly for events. Nowadays whenever the phone rings I hope it's the church! I want to talk to them, to show them it's okay to have contrary thoughts; to show them that you can disagree with "Command Intention" without being a snarling monster.

 

[Gadfly]

Just got off the phone with a Flag auditor (didn't catch the name, sorry.) A wonderful conversation ensued wherein I laid out my reasons for leaving the church (i.e. Miscavige) without touching on my opinion that the whole thing is a web of nonsense spun by a loon with bad grammar and worse dental hygiene. I encouraged the nice lady to "Look, don't listen."

Not once did I raise my voice. I remained very cool and polite.

The conversation ended with a "Just fuck off!" and being hung-up on.

Well, well, well. So much for the TRs of the auditing elite!

I used to screen my calls -- when I was in. I didn't want to be regged or pestered endlessly for events. Nowadays whenever the phone rings I hope it's the church! I want to talk to them, to show them it's okay to have contrary thoughts; to show them that you can disagree with "Command Intention" without being a snarling monster.

I just don't answer the phone, as I find them too "solid" to have any sort of conversation with. But, I like your approach. And, you actually knocked the Flag auditor's TRs OUT to the point where he screamed "just fuck off".

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[Infinite]

Just got off the phone with a Flag auditor (didn't catch the name, sorry.) A wonderful conversation ensued wherein I laid out my reasons for leaving the church (i.e. Miscavige) without touching on my opinion that the whole thing is a web of nonsense spun by a loon with bad grammar and worse dental hygiene. I encouraged the nice lady to "Look, don't listen."

Not once did I raise my voice. I remained very cool and polite.

The conversation ended with a "Just fuck off!" and being hung-up on.

Well, well, well. So much for the TRs of the auditing elite!

I used to screen my calls -- when I was in. I didn't want to be regged or pestered endlessly for events. Nowadays whenever the phone rings I hope it's the church! I want to talk to them, to show them it's okay to have contrary thoughts; to show them that you can disagree with "Command Intention" without being a snarling monster.

Heh! Excellent. In fact, I would say being told to fuck off and getting hung up on is a major win. Such an emotional response from an Auditor indicates to me you pierced her tech bubble. Also, good to know that Scilon Auditors have been reduced from saviours of mankind down to telesale drones. Whether she knows it or not, you did her a favour today. 106 Internets to you, sir.

 

[TG1]

I like it. Knock yourself out. Enjoy the hell out of it.

Life's a banquet, and most poor fools are starving to death!

TG1

 

[CarmeloOrchards]

Whether it is important to you or not, the best auditors left the Co$ by 1982. They are 99% out, with the exceptions of Peter Crundall and Rick Melrose (who remain stuck in)

 

[programmer_guy]

Just got off the phone with a Flag auditor (didn't catch the name, sorry.) A wonderful conversation ensued wherein I laid out my reasons for leaving the church (i.e. Miscavige) without touching on my opinion that the whole thing is a web of nonsense spun by a loon with bad grammar and worse dental hygiene. I encouraged the nice lady to "Look, don't listen."

Not once did I raise my voice. I remained very cool and polite.

The conversation ended with a "Just fuck off!" and being hung-up on.

Well, well, well. So much for the TRs of the auditing elite!

I used to screen my calls -- when I was in. I didn't want to be regged or pestered endlessly for events. Nowadays whenever the phone rings I hope it's the church! I want to talk to them, to show them it's okay to have contrary thoughts; to show them that you can disagree with "Command Intention" without being a snarling monster.

They still call me. I tell them not to call any more but they still do (after a few weeks).
Maybe I am just too blunt and they can't take "no" for an answer.
I'm gonna hafta use your routine. Maybe that will work for me. :confused2:

 

[Cherished]

Just got off the phone with a Flag auditor (didn't catch the name, sorry.) A wonderful conversation ensued wherein I laid out my reasons for leaving the church (i.e. Miscavige) without touching on my opinion that the whole thing is a web of nonsense spun by a loon with bad grammar and worse dental hygiene. I encouraged the nice lady to "Look, don't listen."

Not once did I raise my voice. I remained very cool and polite.

The conversation ended with a "Just fuck off!" and being hung-up on.

Well, well, well. So much for the TRs of the auditing elite!

I used to screen my calls -- when I was in. I didn't want to be regged or pestered endlessly for events. Nowadays whenever the phone rings I hope it's the church! I want to talk to them, to show them it's okay to have contrary thoughts; to show them that you can disagree with "Command Intention" without being a snarling monster.

Sensational, John.

 

[programmer_guy]

Whether it is important to you or not, the best auditors left the Co$ by 1982. They are 99% out, with the exceptions of Peter Crundall and Rick Melrose (who remain stuck in)

http://www.clambake.org/archive/books/apobs/bs7-1.htm

During 1982, Scientology Missions International, which oversaw the activities of Missions, issued new contracts to Mission Holders. In the words of Mission Holder Bent Corydon, "we were quickly confronted with new articles to sign, which would essentially take away all our legal autonomy as a separate corporation. All our corporate books were removed .... About a month after most of us had signed these articles we were called to the Mission Holders' Conference."

 

[Free Being Me]

Just got off the phone with a Flag auditor (didn't catch the name, sorry.) A wonderful conversation ensued wherein I laid out my reasons for leaving the church (i.e. Miscavige) without touching on my opinion that the whole thing is a web of nonsense spun by a loon with bad grammar and worse dental hygiene. I encouraged the nice lady to "Look, don't listen."

Not once did I raise my voice. I remained very cool and polite.

The conversation ended with a "Just fuck off!" and being hung-up on.

Well, well, well. So much for the TRs of the auditing elite!

I used to screen my calls -- when I was in. I didn't want to be regged or pestered endlessly for events. Nowadays whenever the phone rings I hope it's the church! I want to talk to them, to show them it's okay to have contrary thoughts; to show them that you can disagree with "Command Intention" without being a snarling monster.

Good for you John It will take that SO'er a million years to figure out he was outflanked with simple honesty. Since that lady has a million years of contract on her hands........

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

The reason the Flag auditor was not able to handle you with that non-standard command "JUST FUCK OFF!" is that it is a squirrel. This was discovered during Ron's research on advanced OT levels.

It's supposed to be run solo. Matter of fact, it is the last command Ron gave to himself here on Teegeack before he did so.

 

[Stat]

"Just Fuck Off" is actually a repetitive process that you run on NCG (no case gain) pc, until they get really fucking annoyed and tell you "Just Fuck Off" back. Duplication Restoration. Getting an SP to get the point. Wait... Never mind.

 

[scooter]

Nice work, John - I'm sure that auditor is having a lot of trouble right now reconciling their conversation with you and their orders to be on the phone selling stuff.

Hoping it starts another on the way "out."

 

[Stat]

Nice work, John - I'm sure that auditor is having a lot of trouble right now reconciling their conversation with you and their orders to be on the phone selling stuff.

Hoping it starts another on the way "out."

That. That Auditor is probably will end up here soon. Probably a few month from now.

 

[AngeloV]

Nice work, John. Scio tech fails again.

 

[blownstaffmember]

The reason the Flag auditor was not able to handle you with that non-standard command "JUST FUCK OFF!" is that it is a squirrel. This was discovered during Ron's research on advanced OT levels.

It's supposed to be run solo. Matter of fact, it is the last command Ron gave to himself here on Teegeack before he did so.

Yeah I remember that! I was there at the Palladium, where Miss Cabbage proclaimed that he causitively went on to do his advanced research. So that's it's done!

 

[Auditor's Toad]

Yeah I remember that! I was there at the Palladium, where Miss Cabbage proclaimed that he causitively went on to do his advanced research. So that's it's done!

Is to " causitivity drop the body ".....isn't that plain old suicide?

 

[Dulloldfart]

Is to " causitivity drop the body ".....isn't that plain old suicide?

Only for the non-OT.

Paul

 

[Auditor's Toad]

Only for the non-OT.

Paul

You do have a point. LOL !

Anyway, I must be in a nastier than usual mood. When I see ' phone from church : ' I think of the air powered boat horn blasted into the phone.

Is that wrong? :roflmao