guanoloco
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Antarctica is misspelled once as well - "hoax meter" is starting to light up.
If this is for real then it's the all time stupidest bowel movement of Scn to date.
Scientists = wrong target.
Time to Clear Antarctica!
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Antarctica is misspelled once as well - "hoax meter" is starting to light up.
If this is for real then it's the all time stupidest bowel movement of Scn to date.
Scientists = wrong target.
Free Being Me
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Funny OP based on my joke in my 2011 prediction (post 12). 
http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?t=21707&page=2
http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?t=21707&page=2
Blown in ANZO
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HAHAHA!
BIA likes to leave the hoaxes to the CofS.
The promo was sent from ASHO to their mailing list, errors included.
Weird I know but truth is often stranger than fiction.
Cop ya later!
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I actually thought this was probably a hoax when I first read it.
I was pretty sure I did not write it.
But then, in a blinding flash, a Scientology Koan came into my mind....
ANSWER: Antarctica did not ask to be saved. And when it did the free personality test, it didn't have any ruin either.
I was pretty sure I did not write it.
But then, in a blinding flash, a Scientology Koan came into my mind....
If Scientology is, itself, a hoax...
But they are legitimately trying to save Antarctica.
Is their plan to save Antarctica, ipso facto, a hoax?
But they are legitimately trying to save Antarctica.
Is their plan to save Antarctica, ipso facto, a hoax?
ANSWER: Antarctica did not ask to be saved. And when it did the free personality test, it didn't have any ruin either.
jenni with an eye
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Royal Prince Xenu
Trust the Psi Corps.
"Let's "clear" a continent on which no one is legally a resident."
Well, that was easy! We've cracked the Antarctic CASE.
Well, that was easy! We've cracked the Antarctic CASE.
ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn
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So much for Clearing Antarctica
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After all libraries of the world are filled to the brim with the Commodore's books, there is still so much more that Scientologists can do to help....
SCIENTOLOGY SIBERIA NEEDS RON'S BOOKS!
Siberia currently has....
No Scientologists and...
No LRH books in Siberian libraries.
No wonder there are no Scientologists!
Actually no libraries either.
DONATE TODAY TO BUILD A LIBRARY
So we can then stock it with LRH Books!
Then we are pretty sure people will
start coming to Siberia to flourish and prosper!
I'm afraid that Siberia is already populated by the Freezone. Close
but no cigar.
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DOX or STFU.
We want to see pictures of the stress test tables in Antarctica.
Can they speak " Penguin"?
scooter
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I'm pretty sure that's the Linux penguin they are using - I doubt Linux would be too happy about having their "mascot" associated with Scientology:
man the harpoons: http://www.linux.org/about/contact.html
man the harpoons: http://www.linux.org/about/contact.html
HelluvaHoax!
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I'm afraid that Siberia is already populated by the Freezone. Close
but no cigar.
Oh!
In that case, I have a Technical Question:
1. In Siberia, when a BT blows where do they go?
2) Do the BT's there speak only Russian?
I have been solo auditing on VII, trying to offload a particularly sticky Russian BT here and I am not sure what they are saying.
It could be natter with an ARC X F/N or it could be a major cognition with a dial wide F/N.
Here is what they keep saying:
"Пожалуйста остановите ревизовать меня. Я получаю боль в моей головке. Мне нужна некоторая водочка. вы не любите быть с мной после этого, то почему не делаете ВЫ дуновение?"
I tried one of those free translation programs online but I think the translation is squirrel. It says:
"Please stop auditing me. I am getting a pain in my head. I need some vodka. If you don't like being with me then why don't YOU blow?"
Would it be possible to check with one of the top FZ C/Ses and get my next C/S? Thanks in advance if you can help!
The Great Zorg
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Must be a hoax. Speaking of which, Hoax's avatar clearly shows the clever need and use of scientology written material in Antarctca (or anywher els.e)
Stat
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Next C/S:
1. Fly no Rud.
2. R-Fac: You and the complaining BT can mock up having 2-3 shots of Stoli and happily let each other go. Congratulations, You just EPd Scientology!
3. Get a life and love someone.
HelluvaHoax!
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Heyyy Heyyy!
Save the planet!
Recycle Ron's books!
Be sure to use special eco-friendly, color-coded containers...
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Save the planet!
Recycle Ron's books!
Be sure to use special eco-friendly, color-coded containers...
Red for Tech Green for Policy
HelluvaHoax!
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Cool C/S!
But....in case I have a com lag finding a "terminal" to love, is it okay in the meantime if I have sex with those Russian speaking, unbelievably hot Eurasian looking babes from Khazakstan?
Stat
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Thank you! I try to keep it standard.
And yes, your request is approved.
P.S. How did you know I am hot babe from Khazakstan?
Stat
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Heyyy Heyyy!
Save the planet!
Recycle Ron's books!
Be sure to use special eco-friendly, color-coded containers...
Red for Tech Green for Policy
AWESOME. I can finally "go green" (and red). Straight in a dumpster.
And just be myself again.