The crazy legends of Scientology

[Ulduz]

The Scientology lore is a pathetic well-documented myth. In addition to written data there is a lot of silly legends about all-mighty LRH floating around (LRH is the incarnation of Buddha, LRH was Napoleon in one of his past lives, etc.) This is my favorite -- LRH could turn himself into a pink elephant! (no kidding!) I was a faithful Scientologist when I heard this one, and yet I was laughing my head off. I’m pretty sure there is plenty of other stories about LRH’s “supernatural abilities” Let’s hear those stories!

 

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

The Scientology lore is a pathetic well-documented myth. In addition to written data there is a lot of silly legends about all-mighty LRH floating around (LRH is the incarnation of Buddha, LRH was Napoleon in one of his past lives, etc.) This is my favorite -- LRH could turn himself into a pink elephant! (no kidding!) I was a faithful Scientologist when I heard this one, and yet I was laughing my head off. I’m pretty sure there is plenty of other stories about LRH’s “supernatural abilities” Let’s hear those stories!

The myth that Scientology works is the most all-encompassing one I can think of.

The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[Gadfly]

The myth that Scientology works is the most all-encompassing one I can think of.

The Anabaptist Jacques

Well, SOME of it "works".

The Church of Scientology has used overwhelming lawsuits, threats of noisy investigations and more to effectively silence some critics and shut down some critical web sites in the past. The exact "tech" as laid out by Herr Hubbard has been carefully followed to obtain "exact results" (in some cases). Of course, it has also GREATLY backfired in other cases, such as with Paulette Cooper, where the details of their shenanigans now have been published widespread on the Internet, thus creating a lowly and despicable view of Scientology (that is well warranted).

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Legends & Myths...

How about Ron's biggest myth-ed withhold?

OT.

 

[Voltaire's Child]

pink elephant?

 

[freethinker]

Once had a class XII auditor tell me that he walked in on LRH while he was writing a policy with his right hand and a bulletin with his left hand Simultaneaously.

 

[Dulloldfart]

Once had a class XII auditor tell me that he walked in on LRH while he was writing a policy with his right hand and a bulletin with his left hand Simultaneaously.

Maybe he was trying to see if the left-handed one would be less illegible.

Paul

 

[Freeminds]

I think that one of the daftest cult legends in recent years was perpetrated by Pasadena's Scientology victims, who claimed in propaganda circulated in late 2010 that LRH "sparked" America's space program.

 

[GreyWolf]

How about the one where the two doubters left his office, heard a crash, went back in in a matter of two seconds and found him sitting in his chair but the heavy oak desk was across the room in splinters.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Originally Posted by Freethinker
Once had a class XII auditor tell me that he walked in on LRH while he was writing a policy with his right hand and a bulletin with his left hand Simultaneaously.

How about the one where the two doubters left his office, heard a crash, went back in in a matter of two seconds and found him sitting in his chair but the heavy oak desk was across the room in splinters.

What???????!!

What-What???????!!

Please, God, let the people who "saw" these things be Ex-Scn, ESMB posters who can say what really happened!

Please please please God, I beg you.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Once had a class XII auditor tell me that he walked in on LRH while he was writing a policy with his right hand and a bulletin with his left hand Simultaneaously.

Once, when I was on the Apollo working for Ron while he was doing research on the tech of eliminating vias (so that beings could connect directly to the source of Scientology scripture) he was piloting a new method of writing HCOBs and HCOPLs without either hand!

Regrettably, he was forced to abandon the OT writing technique because the pen was causing anal chafing.

 

[Jachs]

Are we talking the legends of L Ron by L Ron

or exclusively legends of L Ron by others?

I heard he was an OT smoker he could smoke up to 3 packs of cigarettes a day,

3 packs was a fleeing from the FBI get-away kind of day though, 2 packs was a normal OT day.

There is standard tech to be a professional OT smoker, its not as simple of just lighting them up.

suprisingly he still had enough lungs left to puff his chest out and act out how unconcerned he was about the FBI.

 

[GoNuclear]

Once, when I was on the Apollo working for Ron while he was doing research on the tech of eliminating vias (so that beings could connect directly to the source of Scientology scripture) he was piloting a new method of writing HCOBs and HCOPLs without either hand!

Regrettably, he was forced to abandon the OT writing technique because the pen was causing anal chafing.

 

[degraded being]

I heard that we are all victims of some intergalactic warlord and that only Ron
knows how to save us. No...that's just silly...I bet he didn't really say that.

 

[Pooks]

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and the space ship he road in on.

Honestly.

P

 

[freethinker]

I know someone who asked him through the SO 1 line what his thoughts were on smoking and cancer.

His response was to smoke in present time.

Are we talking the legends of L Ron by L Ron

or exclusively legends of L Ron by others?

I heard he was an OT smoker he could smoke up to 3 packs of cigarettes a day,

3 packs was a fleeing from the FBI get-away kind of day though, 2 packs was a normal OT day.

There is standard tech to be a professional OT smoker, its not as simple of just lighting them up.

suprisingly he still had enough lungs left to puff his chest out and act out how unconcerned he was about the FBI.

 

[Jachs]

Legend ..L Ron Hubbard exterior with full perception

He was able to stably maintain that lie-gend.

That he audited every tomato and cabbage before he ate it.

 

[Jachs]

I know someone who asked him through the SO 1 line what his thoughts were on smoking and cancer.

His response was to smoke in present time.

Smoke in PT!!! Hee hee

If you smoke in PT maybe the assimilation of nicotinic acid (niacin) is higher.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and the space ship he road in on. Honestly.P

Hmmm..

Critical? No.

Antagonistic? Why, yes.....

It appears you have some sort of by-passed-charge. Let's use Ron's tech and assess, shall we?

Not recognizing mankind's greatest friend? x

Were you implanted and given orders to kill Ron? x

Don't really care about your eternity? x

Unexpressed disagreements with helmet-cam-tech? x

Are you afraid of deities and supreme beings like buddha & ron? x

Something to do with psychotic, criminal, lying con men ? LFBD
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Okay, then, feeling any better, dear?

 

[guanoloco]

Once had a class XII auditor tell me that he walked in on LRH while he was writing a policy with his right hand and a bulletin with his left hand Simultaneaously.

I heard this one too...it was all about how productive he was in order to crank out the amount of information in one lifetime. The exact same thing I heard was that Ron could write with both hands simultaneously regarding two separate things.