HELP!! I need a SCILLION interpreter! WTF is Hubbtard talking about??

[Idle Morgue]

A friend ex-clam had sent me this e-mail last week that came from an Oatee Committee member sending out "the tech" to get more people on the OATEE committee - see, I just knew I did not have to pay to be OATEE - I can just join the OATEE committee and bee Oatee - a fund raiser for the Idle Morgues!


I have no idea WTF this means! I have been sitting here for hours - days and months - word clearing all the words - doing clay demos - drawing stick figures !! I don't get it!!



HELP ME PLEASE - I am spinning!



Here is what the promo states:


"You don't have to wait to be OT to BE OT!! JOIN the movers and shakers on this planet and join the OT Committee!



Jane ___________ did and here is what she said:


"It was just the right thing to do"! WE are responsible for clearing this planet and I have to do everything I can - I am not OT but I joined the OT Committee and have raised over $20,000 in 6 months! I am at cause! I am OT!" Jane, OT Committee member since 2011



And here's a verse from the PDC's from LRH:



“What can a thetan do? Now, we'll say a "cleared theta clear". You couldn't put down such a goal because that's the postulated, outer-line, unattainable absolute.





Probably anything we understand it to be is probably
attainable already, but what is the outermost limit of it? Lord Knows. Haven't got any idea and you haven't either.”



L. Ron Hubbard
PDCs


YIKES!! I think at this point - I need GAD to come up with a avatar of a "cleared theta clear"! Please Gad - I can't sleep!!

 

[AnonyMary]

Google and Wikipedia are your friends, lol:

After attaining the state of Clear, a person may go on to study the Operating Thetan levels, in which Scientology materials assert the ability to operate outside the body via "exteriorization" becomes commonplace. Beyond that comes "Cleared Theta Clear," which Hubbard describes this way:

"A thetan who is completely rehabilitated and can do everything a thetan should do, such as move [matter, energy, space, and time (MEST)] and control others from a distance, or create his own universe; a person who is able to create his own universe or, living in the MEST universe is able to create illusions perceivable by others at will, to handle MEST universe objects without mechanical means and to have and feel no need of bodies or even the MEST universe to keep himself and his friends interested in existence".[7]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_(Scientology)

Cleared Theta Clear = delusion

 

[GoNuclear]

A friend ex-clam had sent me this e-mail last week that came from an Oatee Committee member sending out "the tech" to get more people on the OATEE committee - see, I just knew I did not have to pay to be OATEE - I can just join the OATEE committee and bee Oatee - a fund raiser for the Idle Morgues!


I have no idea WTF this means! I have been sitting here for hours - days and months - word clearing all the words - doing clay demos - drawing stick figures !! I don't get it!!



HELP ME PLEASE - I am spinning!



Here is what the promo states:


"You don't have to wait to be OT to BE OT!! JOIN the movers and shakers on this planet and join the OT Committee!



Jane ___________ did and here is what she said:


"It was just the right thing to do"! WE are responsible for clearing this planet and I have to do everything I can - I am not OT but I joined the OT Committee and have raised over $20,000 in 6 months! I am at cause! I am OT!" Jane, OT Committee member since 2011



And here's a verse from the PDC's from LRH:



“What can a thetan do? Now, we'll say a "cleared theta clear". You couldn't put down such a goal because that's the postulated, outer-line, unattainable absolute.





Probably anything we understand it to be is probably
attainable already, but what is the outermost limit of it? Lord Knows. Haven't got any idea and you haven't either.”



L. Ron Hubbard
PDCs


YIKES!! I think at this point - I need GAD to come up with a avatar of a "cleared theta clear"! Please Gad - I can't sleep!!

I think what they are saying is that you have to assume the beingness of an oatee before you can do your oatee levels. Notice what she is doing is fund raising, this is significant. People used to think that Ron said that "the most valuable being on the planet is an auditor" but that was an alter-is from an evil espee transcriptionist. DM discovered that what Ron really said was that the most valuable being on the planet is a redge. Meanwhile, I did this one a while back about seeking answers, to a tune about seeking answers.

Pete


[FONT= "arial"]
Going on the Web
(tune of Blowing in the Wind, apologies to Bob Dylan)


How many times must you pick up the cans,
Before you realize you’ve been scammed?
How many swipes can your credit card take,
Before you stop being a clam?
How many times will the Osuh PR’s lie,
Before Scientology’s banned?
The answer my friend, is going on the web,
The answer is going on the web.

How many years can Miscavige persist,
As head of Scientology?
And how many times will Tom Cruise insist,
That he’ll shatter any espee?
How many times will a judge nod his head,
While Ken Moxin collects his fee?
The answer my friend, is going on the web,
The answer is going on the web.

How many words must a clam look up,
Before he can see it’s a lie?
And how many hours of Op-pro-by-dupe,
To get him to break down and cry?
How much redging will it take till he knows,
That on his PC folders they’ve spied?
The answer my friend, is going on the web,
The answer is going on the web.
[/FONT]

 

[skydog]

How many OT VIII's does it take to change a lightbulb? At least five.

One to recognize that a light bulb doesn't work and write a knowledge report.
Two to sec check the author of the knowledge report.
One to review the sec checkers work and communicate up lines the "why".
One to tell the maintenance man to change the bulb.

 

[Arthur Dent]

"It was just the right thing to do"! WE are responsible for clearing this planet and I have to do everything I can - I am not OT but I joined the OT Committee and have raised over $20,000 in 6 months! I am at cause! I am OT!" Jane, OT Committee member since 2011

Yeah, well, yeah...the newbies have all the juice. They are gung-ho. Janie here has only been with the OTC since 2011. That's likely less than 1 year. She's not OT yet, so she hasn't been spiritually beaten to a pulp or audited on sec checks ad nauseam. Janie holds the promise, in her own mind, of single-handedly clearing her sector of the universe.

By the time she arrives to do her OTEE levels, she will have paid her estimated costs (WHICH ARE NEVER THE REAL COSTS) and will have checked herself into the Church's hotel for the estimated time (WHICH IS NEVER THE REAL TIME).

She will get broken down along the way, (any sane person would tell them to fuck off at this point) but she will be told that the way out is the way through. So, she will dry her tears, look brave, and march on....raising MORE money for her services and coming up with MORE time that she EVER thought possible. Once she does this (and not a minute before) she will be love-bombed about how able she is and how wonderful and how Oatee she really is. She will know she is among the elite on the planet having done some Oatee levels and knowing, now, how powerful she really is. Finally, after more song and dance that he didn't expect, she will be allowed to return home (BROKE). Bhe will never speak of the horrors she had to endure to get out in one piece. She has now entered the elite code of silence. She has to look like a shining example of "the tek works" or she will be recalled like a malfunctioning auto part for more of the same.

Go Janie, go!!

But then she will start to fizzle. And in 2014 you won't hear about how much money Janie raised for her non-ideal org. She'll be here on the board with us. Broke but greatly relieved! Welcome in advance, Janie!!

It's the innocent people who are helping because they actually got some gains in auditing or training. Maybe their lives turned around for the better. This is craftily manipulated by the cult to their favor. It's either the newbies or the really old timers who rely for their very nourishment upon their stats. And if you've seen some of these folks in recent years, let me tell you, they look pretty haggard and worn out.

 

[Panda Termint]

How many OT VIII's does it take to change a lightbulb? <snip...>

None, the OT VIIIs seem quite happy being kept in the dark.

 

[secretiveoldfag]

"It was just the right thing to do"! WE are responsible for clearing this planet and I have to do everything I can - I am not OT but I joined the OT Committee and have raised over $20,000 in 6 months! I am at cause! I am OT!" Jane, OT Committee member since 2011

Yeah, well, yeah...the newbies have all the juice. They are gung-ho. Janie here has only been with the OTC since 2011. That's likely less than 1 year. She's not OT yet, so she hasn't been spiritually beaten to a pulp or audited on sec checks ad nauseam. Janie holds the promise, in her own mind, of single-handedly clearing her sector of the universe.

By the time she arrives to do her OTEE levels, she will have paid her estimated costs (WHICH ARE NEVER THE REAL COSTS) and will have checked herself into the Church's hotel for the estimated time (WHICH IS NEVER THE REAL TIME).

She will get broken down along the way, (any sane person would tell them to fuck off at this point) but she will be told that the way out is the way through. So, she will dry her tears, look brave, and march on....raising MORE money for her services and coming up with MORE time that she EVER thought possible. Once she does this (and not a minute before) she will be love-bombed about how able she is and how wonderful and how Oatee she really is. She will know she is among the elite on the planet having done some Oatee levels and knowing, now, how powerful she really is. Finally, after more song and dance that he didn't expect, she will be allowed to return home (BROKE). Bhe will never speak of the horrors she had to endure to get out in one piece. She has now entered the elite code of silence. She has to look like a shining example of "the tek works" or she will be recalled like a malfunctioning auto part for more of the same.

Go Janie, go!!

But then she will start to fizzle. And in 2014 you won't hear about how much money Janie raised for her non-ideal org. She'll be here on the board with us. Broke but greatly relieved! Welcome in advance, Janie!!

It's the innocent people who are helping because they actually got some gains in auditing or training. Maybe their lives turned around for the better. This is craftily manipulated by the cult to their favor. It's either the newbies or the really old timers who rely for their very nourishment upon their stats. And if you've seen some of these folks in recent years, let me tell you, they look pretty haggard and worn out.

There are still people like Janie? Where do they come from? Don't they ever switch on a computer? Look at a board? How can you protect the innocent against themselves?

 

[PirateAndBum]

"You don't have to wait to be OT to BE OT!! JOIN the movers and shakers on this planet and join the OT Committee!

Well, I'll tell you what it means Idle (as if you don't already know you liar!)

It means, we've run out of OTs, the ones we had are all jumping ship under the evil influence of SPs. The clears are in short supply too, they're following right behind the OTs. So OMG puuuleeease join the OT comittee, otherwise lil Davey's gonna sec check me extra on my next 6-mo check.

What few of us bigOTs need now are you OT-wannabes to join us so we can make you into expert shakedown artists and move in on the few remaining friends you have and harrass them to distraction so we can finish this job of total destruction, oops, I meant expansion!

Forget about the clear theta clear shit, that's what is known in Scio parlance as "added inapplicable data"

Rest your weary head Idle. All is well in the land of scilon. After all Tom Cruise just reported: "I'm good!"

Yeah Tom, but a few weeks ago you wuz sayin "I'm GREAT!!!!"

 

[Reasonable]

A friend ex-clam had sent me this e-mail last week that came from an Oatee Committee member sending out "the tech" to get more people on the OATEE committee - see, I just knew I did not have to pay to be OATEE - I can just join the OATEE committee and bee Oatee - a fund raiser for the Idle Morgues!

An Oatee can do anything he sets out to do. The most importnat thing is to raise money. So therefore the more money you raise the more oatee you are. That is called the transitive property of bullshit.

 

[Sindy]

How many OT VIII's does it take to change a lightbulb? At least five.

One to recognize that a light bulb doesn't work and write a knowledge report.
Two to sec check the author of the knowledge report.
One to review the sec checkers work and communicate up lines the "why".
One to tell the maintenance man to change the bulb.

And that's all before you get to the 4 members of Exec Counsel who continue to disapprove the PO for the light bulb for at least 5 months until a public trips in the folder archives and writes it up, only to be sec checked for "other reasons" and then asked to donate for 25 library campaign packages to make amends, none of which results in enough profit to actually purchase a light bulb.

So actually, the answer is "What light bulb?"

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

There are still people like Janie? Where do they come from? Don't they ever switch on a computer? Look at a board? How can you protect the innocent against themselves?

Answer: You can't. Because they are intending to protect you against your R6, BTs, SPs and Psychs.

I wonder why "Psychs" never got a cool 2-letter abbreviation like R6, BT, DB and SP?

Maybe they need some help on that. It has to be something cool & catchy. Okay, here's a possible. . .

PY
Psychs Yikes!
​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

And that's all before you get to the 4 members of Exec Counsel who continue to disapprove the PO for the light bulb for at least 5 months until a public trips in the folder archives and writes it up, only to be sec checked for "other reasons" and then asked to donate for 25 library campaign packages to make amends, none of which results in enough profit to actually purchase a light bulb.

So actually, the answer is "What light bulb?"

LOLOL

Don't forget the KRs that the Exec Council members write on each other, like. . .

The KR written against one member when they criminally tried to push thru the PO for toilet paper--instead of approving the command intention PO for a fresh pack of Kools in the dead OT's office.