Create your own Scientology win!

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

Create your own Scientology win!

Just circle the appropriate statements.


“Ever since I completed (put service here)…

I have felt more (certain, knowledgeable, powerful, OT, exterior)

and (in complete control, in high-ARC, gained KRC) …

with (the planet, the galaxy, the physical universe, mankind, my weight, space cooties).

I am now fully (aware, myself, in debt, brainwashed)…

and (fully, totally, awesomely, literally, completely) OT.

I want to thank (my auditor, my supervisor, my credit card companies, my 2nd mortgage broker, my bankruptcy lawyer, all of the above)…

for helping me (to become aware, to make it go right, to gain control, to stop the pesky bill collector’s calls, to not worship rabbits)…

and become more (powerful, knowledgeable, at cause, totally certain, OT)”


The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[Danger Mouse]

It's like, wow, I just don't have words to describe it.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

..

I applied your create-your-own-win tech and my wins are: (beyond my wildest expectations, beyond my ability to service the debt incurred, beyond my reality and I will be re-signing in order to unburden my case and come upscale to being able to have the wins).

 

[DoneDeal]

..

I applied your create-your-own-win tech and my wins are: (beyond my wildest expectations, beyond my ability to service the debt incurred, beyond my reality and I will be re-signing in order to unburden my case and come upscale to being able to have the wins).

Oh here, let me help you word that better....(takes his paper and scribbles on it)

"Wow! I realize I am at cause over mest and no longer need to follow the little rules of survival that mankind has had to use for centuries to survive. I can truly be separate and above the riff raff! I'm free!!!!"

There much better, now if you'd just sign the bottom. Ok...now I need you to go see the reg and route onto the "How to write great Success Stories" course.
It's only 600 bucks! We used to let people do it for free, but we had too many people relapsing and not writing very good SS's. We've found that charging for the course solved that problem.

Have a nice day.

 

[Infinite]

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Another near-ubiquitous term one hears in Scientology success stories is how "stable" things have become. Trouble is, the horse has bolted.

 

[Idle Morgue]

“Ever since I completed the Bridge to Total Spiritual Freedom - became CLEAR and Oat Tee

I have felt more scared, paranoid, unclear, not at cause and just plain freaked out that I spent all that money and time!

and now realize I have been totally SCAMMED!

with extortion, bribery, russian mind control and space cooties!

I am now fully brainwashed...have shit my pants because I have no one in my life - I have disconnected from everyone and am broke!

and realize what a lie it is to BE OT. There is no such state and I was conned by LardAss Ronnie Blubbard!

I want to thank Ex Scientology Message Board, Clam Bake, Jason Beghe, Debbie Cook, Maria Pia Gardini, Magoo, Lisa McPherson and her family, ANON!!, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, Jeff Hawkins, Ray Jeffries, Graham Berry, Jamie DeWolf, Mark and Claire Headley and all of the other bitter, defrocked apostates for exposing the truth about the Cult of Scientology!

for helping me see the truth and finally go FREE!

and become more ... powerful, knowledgeable, self - determined, honest, courageous and totally certain that Scientology is a very dangerous and evil CULT and should be destroyed at all costs!! Scientology really does destroy lives and it KILLS! Wow - I feel so CLEAR and at cause over my life now that I finally have the truth! Whoooo Hoooooo I am FREEEEEEEE!

This is true!

End of Success Story!

 

[Idle Morgue]

Oh here, let me help you word that better....(takes his paper and scribbles on it)

"Wow! I realize I am at cause over mest ....

because I don't have any...Scientology convinced me to give it all away!

A Sea Orgre told me not too long ago - "wow...I am glad that I don't have a house, a car or anything I have to take care of!"

Translated: I lost my house to foreclosure, my car got repossessed, I never had any furniture ... but I did have to get rid of all my books and lectures (800 lbs) and could not find anyone to take it - not even my local Org - so I had to throw them in the dump! I am free!! Wow - now I can devote my full attention to being a SLAVE for the Co$$$$ and David Miscavige in exchange for being tortured for the rest of my life!"

Lurkers:

COB lives in a nice luxurious villa on the Int Base - he has a personal chef, personal trainer, tanning bed, luxury cars, Italian suits costing my my whole life savings at $5,000 each, Italian suits, the best foods flown in daily...and he is clearing the planet of everyone who believes in Scientology...killing them off one at a time!

Please go and LOOK, don't think, don't believe the thousands of testimonials here or the news ... go and LOOK! Oh, I see, you can't - you are not allowed to LOOK! We of the Church believe that you have "alien" rights to not look at your COB - not to think for yourself - you must think as you are told.... OR ELSE! Freedom? Self-determined? Free? Spiritual?

Can you clay demo that ^ for me and show me how this helps you or anyone? I don't get it?? Where is my MU?