The amazing thing about DMSMH ... the number of people in Scientology who NEVER actually finished reading it, but, who went on to rave about it and encourage others to read it ... thinking, of course, that there was something wrong with THEMSELVES for not finishing it, for finding it confusing, for disagreeing with the endless abortionistic nonsense, or for finding it, style-wise, a total crashing bore. And, of course, for all of us in that catagory, I just had to write a parody tune about that book sometime back, which I will repost.
Pete
DMSMH
(parody of Strangers in the Night)
DMSMH, not worth one glance at,
Reading it at night,
There’s little chance that, you’ll be still awake,
After a page or two.
Something in that book, is just so boring,
Something in that book, will have you snoring,
Something in that book,
Is meant to con you, too!
DMSMH, the flakey people,
Who hack DMSMH,
Up to the tear-page,
And then just like a retard,
Mail in that tear-card,
Soon have clams come out their way,
To love-bomb all their doubts away and -
Then they get on course, and become Rondroids,
They become ass-pains, far worse than hemorrhoids,
Fished by LRH,
With DMSMH.
(instrumental)
Soon have clams come out their way
To love-bomb all their doubts away and -
Then they get on course, and become Rondroids,
They become ass-pains, far worse than hemorrhoids,
Fished by LRH,
With DMSMH.
Doobie doobie do,
Do doobie da da,
Da da doobie da …
Here's the original to sing along to!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF09jJlJCU0