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Introducing, ME!

I am a Citizen of the British Empire and I do favour our unwritten (well written not in one place or in one document) Constitution. We, of course have not seen many Liberals since the Socialists and Tories have been hammering each other skulls.

And I will not mention those rascals and petty tyrants Washington, Jefferson and Franklin who overthrew God's right order of monarchy and Parliament that protected the Rights of ALL in favour of the tyrannical rule of the mob and who after committing felonious acts of disobedience and violence did by force of arms seize the property of those loyal subjects who stayed true to their rightful King and didst turn them out of the country (enabled by the horrible Confiscation Acts passed by the traitorous rabble of Congress).

Might I mention that our Empire, ruled by sane men and by a benevolent monarch didst also outlaw slavery and abolish it peacefully some three decades prior to the supposed land of the Free.

And might I also mention that this Republican Rabble didst also steal and warp that stirring Hymn of Our Land "God Save the Queen"?:melodramatic:

ho ho ho, ha ha ha and a couple of la-di-dahs
that's how we laugh the day away
in the merrie olde land of oz
 

Smurf

Gold Meritorious SP
This looks like a non-specific template post from a troll or spammer to a number of message boards devoted to anything whatsoever. Although I was mildly surprised to get no hits (apart from ESMB) on the opening sentence when I plugged it into Google.

LOL. I did the same thing & look what I found. Howards is an Internet troll.. he posted the same OP in another forum in 2011. :biggrin:

http://politicalhotwire.com/new-users/53950-introducing-me.html

Howards is Bill Schmalfeldt, a notorious troll & alleged cyberstalker that posts on multiple forums to market his books & draw attention to his Parkinson's Disease. He, allegedly, likes to harass & threaten people, too.

https://www.facebook.com/SatireBoy

http://parkypundit.com/

http://www.amazon.com/Doorway-Wide-Enough-Bill-Schmalfeldt/dp/0557520347

http://theothermccain.com/2013/09/0...malfeldt-and-his-massive-mountain-of-failure/

http://leestranahan.com/bill-schmalfeldt-the-stranger-who-harassed-my-family/

He refers to himself here as "Parky Bill"..

http://blog.podiobooks.com/2010/11/...until-the-brain-runs-dry-by-bill-schmalfeldt/
 
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Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
Awesome work thar Smurfy! Seems ta be a few of these serial 'repeat-trollerz' showing up lately, I love it when my spidey senses are working correctly :p

:cheers: & :cake:

:)
 

Anonycat

Crusader
I haven't done the forum thing in awhile, being perfectly satisfied with pontificating on some blogs. I've found places like this tend to be ruled by iron-fisted little dictators who ban those who disagree with them. I will hope that is not the case here.

About me? Just your garden variety liberal who believes in the Preamble to the Constitution and ALL of the non-repealed amendments, not just the second and tenth.

Take your best shots, but be ready for what you get back.

Civility begets civility.

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hpm1999

Patron with Honors
Not to mention your drinking ballad, The Anacreontic Song.

I don't suppose that any of these YANKS (without a sense of humour when it comes to discussing their "more PERFECT Union"):biggrin: have a clue as to the SONG you are talking about- unsingable at best it is- and difficult to remember the words of such at worst (I keep reading of these very public performances where singers foul up the words memorably!).

For some reason when one mentions the US Constitution every Yank of every persuasion gets a hard on (even the women) and salute at attention. Really think about how the over the top Baroque language employed
"We the People of these United States in order to Form a More Perfect union do hereby"

Really- as my tutor used to say to me "these chaps say in 12 words what could be easily said in 4, never mind that the 12 words are nonsensical":yes:
 

NoName

A Girl Has No Name
LOL. I did the same thing & look what I found. Howards is an Internet troll.. he posted the same OP in another forum in 2011. :biggrin:

http://politicalhotwire.com/new-users/53950-introducing-me.html

Howards is Bill Schmalfeldt, a notorious troll & alleged cyberstalker that posts on multiple forums to market his books & draw attention to his Parkinson's Disease. He, allegedly, likes to harass & threaten people, too.

https://www.facebook.com/SatireBoy

http://parkypundit.com/

http://www.amazon.com/Doorway-Wide-Enough-Bill-Schmalfeldt/dp/0557520347

http://theothermccain.com/2013/09/0...malfeldt-and-his-massive-mountain-of-failure/

http://leestranahan.com/bill-schmalfeldt-the-stranger-who-harassed-my-family/

He refers to himself here as "Parky Bill"..

http://blog.podiobooks.com/2010/11/...until-the-brain-runs-dry-by-bill-schmalfeldt/

I know we don't usually dox people 4Chan style, but can we make an exception for this one? I would assume there is pizza delivery in North Dakota :biggrin:
 

OhMG

Patron Meritorious
I've found little iron-minded newbie-posters who start off their firsts post with these sort of statements, inane and trolling, subjecting us yet again to shit throwing boredom, are better be done on other forums, wear pink tu-tu's out of season. Prove me wrong!

Oh Hai Troll-sock! :welcome: Did you bring yer box o' Cispie-creams? (chew toys.... we haven't had a good one for a while, fly at er!)


:p

Yep. Opening with insane Strawman comments doesn't bode well.
 

OhMG

Patron Meritorious
I don't suppose that any of these YANKS (without a sense of humour when it comes to discussing their "more PERFECT Union"):biggrin: have a clue as to the SONG you are talking about- unsingable at best it is- and difficult to remember the words of such at worst (I keep reading of these very public performances where singers foul up the words memorably!).

Why do ya think we still steal the best music from you guys?
 

Udarnik

Gold Meritorious Patron
I don't suppose that any of these YANKS (without a sense of humour when it comes to discussing their "more PERFECT Union"):biggrin: have a clue as to the SONG you are talking about- unsingable at best it is- and difficult to remember the words of such at worst (I keep reading of these very public performances where singers foul up the words memorably!).

For some reason when one mentions the US Constitution every Yank of every persuasion gets a hard on (even the women) and salute at attention. Really think about how the over the top Baroque language employed
"We the People of these United States in order to Form a More Perfect union do hereby"

Really- as my tutor used to say to me "these chaps say in 12 words what could be easily said in 4, never mind that the 12 words are nonsensical":yes:

Careful, I am a Yank, though not a Yankee, despite the fact that I now live north of the Mason-Dixon. :omg:

Where I come from, "Yankee" is only the second half of a word. The first half is "Damn". :hysterical:

The song was intended to make someone puke up their Bass whilst attempting to sing it in the wee hours of a morning after a hard night. So it's usually not the words they fuck up, as it is that high C at the end, which ususally winds up descending into a game of hunt the note.

The words are OK as long as they stick to the first verse. Most people don't even know there is a second verse.
 

hpm1999

Patron with Honors
Careful, I am a Yank, though not a Yankee, despite the fact that I now live north of the Mason-Dixon. :omg:

Where I come from, "Yankee" is only the second half of a word. The first half is "Damn". :hysterical:

The song was intended to make someone puke up their Bass whilst attempting to sing it in the wee hours of a morning after a hard night. So it's usually not the words they fuck up, as it is that high C at the end, which ususally winds up descending into a game of hunt the note.

The words are OK as long as they stick to the first verse. Most people don't even know there is a second verse.

Without getting into to much detail (understanding that OSA trolls this place regularly) My Mother is a YANK . So I guess I am a half- Yank- but truthfully I am British through and through. But Yankee, I do think, has many meanings:

Yank- slang for American (usually the really LOUD kind!) in Europe (mainly UK)
Yankee- someone who roots for the New York Baseball team
Yankee-someone from new England

This is my understanding: the Mason Dixon Line is the line separating the US in halves - north and south- so in order to be a YANKEE one must be from New England of course north of this line (which after googling it is an old railway line).

In my country this Mason Dixon is much like, I suppose the Pennines which separates Manchester (Lancastrians) and Yorkshire (Yorkist) in ONE of our versions of the American Civil War the War of the Roses.

One of the greatest dialect changes comes from those West of the Pennines (think Manchester accent) vs those who live East (in York or the surrounding counties whereby people speak from the front of their mouths). Not only to the accents differ vastly between these two areas (less than 200 KM at best)- but the attitude and mannerism very greatly from each side of the Pennines. Those from the East see those from West of the Pennines as being of low cast; uneducated and rough looking in manner and appearance (not true of course) and those from the West see those East of the Pennines as full of themselves, given to airs and "above themselves" in dialect and manner. Snobbish for no good reason if you will. Of course being "above yourself" is about the worst insult one can be given!
 

Udarnik

Gold Meritorious Patron
Without getting into to much detail (understanding that OSA trolls this place regularly) My Mother is a YANK . So I guess I am a half- Yank- but truthfully I am British through and through. But Yankee, I do think, has many meanings:

Yank- slang for American (usually the really LOUD kind!) in Europe (mainly UK)
Yankee- someone who roots for the New York Baseball team
Yankee-someone from new England

This is my understanding: the Mason Dixon Line is the line separating the US in halves - north and south- so in order to be a YANKEE one must be from New England of course north of this line (which after googling it is an old railway line).

In my country this Mason Dixon is much like, I suppose the Pennines which separates Manchester (Lancastrians) and Yorkshire (Yorkist) in ONE of our versions of the American Civil War the War of the Roses.

One of the greatest dialect changes comes from those West of the Pennines (think Manchester accent) vs those who live East (in York or the surrounding counties whereby people speak from the front of their mouths). Not only to the accents differ vastly between these two areas (less than 200 KM at best)- but the attitude and mannerism very greatly from each side of the Pennines. Those from the East see those from West of the Pennines as being of low cast; uneducated and rough looking in manner and appearance (not true of course) and those from the West see those East of the Pennines as full of themselves, given to airs and "above themselves" in dialect and manner. Snobbish for no good reason if you will. Of course being "above yourself" is about the worst insult one can be given!

I think the Mason-Dixon line is more like Hadrian's wall. :omg:

Especially since much of the Southern Hill Country is populated by Ulster Scotts-Irish. I myself am a mix of Scotts-Irish and German, perhaps the unholiest mix in Europe.

A Yankee fan roots for the baseball team. There are some people outside the NY metro area who commit this despicable act. :melodramatic:

Yankee up North refers to the inhabitants of Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachussetts, and Maine - that is the real New England. New Yawk is definitely not Yankee to these folks.

Down South, it means anyone from above the Maryland border with Pennsylvania, the one that the King had to send Mason and Dixon to survey before a war broke out between those two colonies. (That predates the railroad by about 100 years). The Southern definition includes Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, and sometimes Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. Kentucky is a strange state, in that they are culturally Southern, but remained within the Union in the Recent Unpleasantness Between the States.

Actually, Kentucky is strange for a lot of reasons. Redneck Scotts-Irish mixed with DAR blueblood thoroughbred horse owners.

Anyhoo, New York and New Jersey have their own culture very distinct from the WASPish Daughters of the American Revolution true Yankee culture. Those two states were heavily influenced by both Jewish and Italian immigration in the 19th Century, and Chinese and Indian immigration in the late 20th. While pockets of WASPs can be found in Westchester County just north of NYC, they are mixed with Jewish, Chinese and Indian enclaves, so even there you don't get the exclusionary feel of New England.

Unfortunately the TV show Jersey Shore is not too much of a charicature of lower-class Italian-American Guido culture in NJ and the non-Manhattan boroughs of NYC. Manhattanites refer to them as Bridge and Tunnels - meaning thay have to go over a bridge or through a tunnel to get to their favorite nightclubs in the Meatpacking District of Manhattan.

Pennsylvania is a hybrid Southern / Northern culture, and is sometimes referred to as Pennsyltucky, because it has the urban cultures of Philadelphia in the East and Pittsburgh in the West, with a copy of rural Kentucky in between them. (The capital, Harrisburg, is firmly in the "Kentucky" part).
 

Smurf

Gold Meritorious SP
...and I watched it for it's artistic merit. :eyeroll:

Ugh! Now comes word that Miley & Justin Bieber made a song together on twerking. :duh:

How's this for artistic value?

[video=youtube;a_bwh2RYBWw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_bwh2RYBWw[/video]
 
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