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oneonewasaracecar

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I are moving to the south pole so me can live FOREVER!
:duh:

(I think Pedal means 'thyme', which would be incorrect too since I'm sure the cooks at the research stations would have some on hand)

:biggrin:

:run:< me running away from another ridiculous waste of band-width thread, iya.
You might live forever, but you will put on weight. When you go to the south pole, there is no centrifugal force. At the equator, the centrifugal force is maximum. The centrifugal force pushes you away from the earth.

So the closer you get to the south pole, the more you weigh.
 
You might live forever, but you will put on weight. When you go to the south pole, there is no centrifugal force. At the equator, the centrifugal force is maximum. The centrifugal force pushes you away from the earth.

So the closer you get to the south pole, the more you weigh.
Not to mention the earth is flatter there so you are closer to the core. Mimsey
 

Thrak

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Put the Petal to the Meddle - which means absolutely nothing but neither does this thread. Also at the South Pole you are likely to get dizzy but in slow motion. Something to think about before you make your trip there.
 

Gib

Crusader
Put the Petal to the Meddle - which means absolutely nothing but neither does this thread. Also at the South Pole you are likely to get dizzy but in slow motion. Something to think about before you make your trip there.

but,

waht about "moon" time,

if one lived on the moon at it's south pole,

would there be no time?
 

The_Fixer

Class Clown
You might live forever, but you will put on weight. When you go to the south pole, there is no centrifugal force. At the equator, the centrifugal force is maximum. The centrifugal force pushes you away from the earth.

So the closer you get to the south pole, the more you weigh.

Oh god, I just can't help myself......

Does that mean that at the equator the centrifugal force flings one's dick up their nose?
 

rich

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There is an opening to the hollow earth there. You just need a plane with a long fuel duration to fly into it.
 

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
There is an opening to the hollow earth there. You just need a plane with a long fuel duration to fly into it.


Rich, the opening is at the North pole! Didn't you ever read Edgar Rice Burroughs?

north-pole-opening.jpg
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
You might live forever, but you will put on weight. When you go to the south pole, there is no centrifugal force. At the equator, the centrifugal force is maximum. The centrifugal force pushes you away from the earth.

So the closer you get to the south pole, the more you weigh.

Oh you Debbie Downer you! I'd be like losin' weight, because, ya know, if you start running around the South Pole and time ends, why, you'd just never stop... You'd get skinnier and skinnier until you were a mere shadow. BUT! It wouldn't matter 'cause you'd be like that forever an' ever. The end.

:) :cheers:
 

petal

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You might live forever, but you will put on weight. When you go to the south pole, there is no centrifugal force. At the equator, the centrifugal force is maximum. The centrifugal force pushes you away from the earth. So the closer you get to the south pole, the more you weigh.

Dear, one:
As I have an “A” in physics, I must correct you. There is no such thing as centrifugal force. However, there is centripetal force.
petal
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
Dear, one:
As I have an “A” in physics, I must correct you. There is no such thing as centrifugal force. However, there is centripetal force.
petal

Your 'A' was an illusion created by your teacher to get rid of you...

Wiki said:
Centrifugal force
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

(Not to be confused with Centripetal force.)

Centrifugal force (from Latin centrum, meaning "center", and fugere, meaning "to flee"[1][2]) is the apparent force that draws a rotating body away from the center of rotation. It is caused by the inertia of the body as the body's path is continually redirected. In Newtonian mechanics, the term centrifugal force is used to refer to one of two distinct concepts: an inertial force (also called a "fictitious" force) observed in a non-inertial reference frame, and a reaction force corresponding to a centripetal force.

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Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
I turned red the key word in the definition you provided. It's not a real force. :no:


Your 'A' was an illusion created by your teacher to get rid of you...

Centrifugal force
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

(Not to be confused with Centripetal force.)

Centrifugal force (from Latin centrum, meaning "center", and fugere, meaning "to flee"[1][2]) is the apparent force that draws a rotating body away from the center of rotation. It is caused by the inertia of the body as the body's path is continually redirected. In Newtonian mechanics, the term centrifugal force is used to refer to one of two distinct concepts: an inertial force (also called a "fictitious" force) observed in a non-inertial reference frame, and a reaction force corresponding to a centripetal force.



From the University of Virginia "Physics Show" material:

http://phun.physics.virginia.edu/topics/centrifugal.html

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F.Bullbait

Oh, a wise guy,eh?
I popped in at the south pole and no one could give me the time of day,
I popped in at the north pole and Santa had this to say:


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Apparently y'all been very naughty is all I gotta say.
 

oneonewasaracecar

Gold Meritorious Patron
Oh god, I just can't help myself......

Does that mean that at the equator the centrifugal force flings one's dick up their nose?
If the planet spun a lot faster then yes. At the speed it spins, it marginally decreases gravity at the equator.

The upshot of this is that if you had to hoist a penis for any reason, it would be more difficult at the south pole.

It is much easier on Hollywood Boulevard (that is why it is standard tech).
 

HelluvaHoax!

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If the planet spun a lot faster then yes. At the speed it spins, it marginally decreases gravity at the equator.

The upshot of this is that if you had to hoist a penis for any reason, it would be more difficult at the south pole.

It is much easier on Hollywood Boulevard (that is why it is standard tech).


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