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sallydannce

Gold Meritorious Patron
Hot shit! This has cowboy thread potential.. I'm still hoping for J&D DM stories :begging:

Miss Wog, please go research Dave's post history (you are bloody good at that). Look for clues, any clues, if no clues, make shit up. :wink2:

I'll get some tea (beer too) and pop-corn ready. :p
 

aegerprimo

Summa Cum Laude
Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

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Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
Does the idea of needing a proctologist worry anyone else? I mean, no one normal starts out in medical school saying "I want to spend my career looking at assholes!". So the ones who set out in that specialty from the start are a little warped. And they are the good ones.

Because, you have to imagine at the end of training, the budding specialist who isn't any good at anything else, but who still doesn't want to be a GP, says, "well, there are still lots of proctology residencies open, they'll almost HAVE to take me". And then you run into the old medical school joke: "what do you call someone who got straight C minuses in Med School?". Answer: "Doctor".

So, Dave B., given that, which would you rather do? See a proctologist? Or listen to another LRH lecture series back-to back?

Tough call. Can I choose the LRH lecture? I'd make it a short one. lol.
 

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
No dice. I said lecture series. :yes:


Oh shit!!

I'd hate to try to actually listen to La Fatty these days. I'd probly be good for like 3:27 before I rolled on the floor laughing. So I guess I'd have to take the Hubbard rather than the proctologist. I mean, my mind has already been royally fucked. lol.
 

Anonycat

Crusader
Dave, I think I have a friend near where you live, that you might know. I forget what year you got in, but he was on the ship with LaFayette too, and in numerous posts that people would have access to, like Chaplain.
 

MissWog

Silver Meritorious Patron
Miss Wog, please go research Dave's post history (you are bloody good at that). Look for clues, any clues, if no clues, make shit up. :wink2:

I'll get some tea (beer too) and pop-corn ready. :p
Alright, I'm on the outside of the joke then :)
ill do it tomorrow.. I'm tired..Katie wore me out.. I'm in bed with my men watching PBS and just feeling silly at this point.. I can't research another thing tonight hahaha.. But I'll catch up!
 

sallydannce

Gold Meritorious Patron
Alright, I'm on the outside of the joke then :)
ill do it tomorrow.. I'm tired..Katie wore me out.. I'm in bed with my men watching PBS and just feeling silly at this point.. I can't research another thing tonight hahaha.. But I'll catch up!

Yes that has been quite an extravaganza. Sleep well. If I can find my clipboard and carbon paper, I'll write ya a commendation.

Oh, did you send those telexes reporting ESMB stats to the psychs/big pharma before you hit the hay? :wink2:
 
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