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HelluvaHoax!

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I don´t get what is your problem. :coolwink: I mean, you have read a lot of El Con Hubbard´s vomit especially that about Xenu-Space-Opera-Space-Cuties. So you should be familiar with stuff where you have to ask yourself: "Is any of this stuff true ?". Who cares ?

The correct question should be: "Does anybody out there believe this vomit ?"

But as a result of reading such stuff to get a feeling like killing oneself ? Never.....


:hysterical::hysterical:

Thanks for flowing power particles to me. I am feeling better now.

During session today, I cognited that I actually did not feel like killing myself by jumping in front of a train. I was getting false meter reads due to listening to Ron talking about nearly being run over by a train on Venus the other day. I had unknowingly slipped into the winning valence (Ron) and then realized that if he was nearly hit by a train that he must be PTS (or "nearly" PTS).

I am trying to find an LRH reference on going nearly PTS, because I think that is going to debug my entire case and handle my ruin. If anyone can help me with a Source reference, it would be much appreciated!
 

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UPDATE: ALL ESMB MEMBERS

URGENT!


Dear Comrades,

ESMB has been under such constant attack from our enemies that there are only 8 members left!


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Apparently, our previous ethics gradients have not impinged because we have not yet located the SP that is causing our stats to crash to almost zero!

We ask that you search your area for any signs of SPs and report them immediately!

If something comes up in your auditing where you think you might be the SP, you should write this up in a "THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE" report and turn yourself in to the nearest Ethics Officer.

We must find the SP now people!!!


 

anonomog

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Is going nearly PTS something like being half pregnant?

Do trains on Venus have wheels?
I read an article about an early mission to Venus, Russian I think, and a bot was sent to the surface and all they ever received back was half a squawk (SQU-!!!) before it died. It could very well have been hit by a freight train rather than being flattened and then baked. I should start a blog.

I'm not sure how this DDOS rumour got started, but using 1809 users online as a way to identify it happening is a little out there, like half pregnant out there. I would be interested to see what page was attracting the interest but I am sure Ethercat has a life.
 

JustSheila

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I looked at the forum subjects when it went on; it was interesting and I was curious. There wasn't any one single topic that attracted them, about half were pretty equally spread percentage-wise amongst the most popular discussion topics. The other half were just lurking nowhere (forum index?) That eliminates the idea that a link was provided elsewhere that caught interest in some particular thread or topic.

The guests were very sudden and dropped just as rapidly. Hundreds at a time. Lasted just over an hour. Genuine visitors would not come and go so quickly. You can look at the time I posted the thread. I'd already been online and glance at the guests pretty frequently, just out of curiosity. So it could have been a little longer, but not much. It was also at the lowest time of day for posts.

Thy started dropping when I posted the thread. You can check the times from my posts. They weren't real guests, whatever they were. I don't know anything about spamming or DDOS, I just like seeing who's online when I'm on and this was very strange, very unusual and extremely short-lived. :confused: I'll leave it to you computer folks to figure out.
 

Lone Star

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I looked at that thread..and then the new thread about the bf who jumped in front of a train and then sneaked into your apartment after that to take a shower. I kept reading the details & drama from those threads but was not able to understand virtually anything. Disorienting!

So, if he killed himself by jumping in front of a train, did you see his death certificate and how the coroner's office determined that it was, in fact, him?

<snipped>

No HH you don't understand. It was her dead bf as a ghost/astral being/thetan who came in and turned her bathwater on to "give her a sign".

So, you see, it makes much more sense now! LOL....
 

HelluvaHoax!

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No HH you don't understand. It was her dead bf as a ghost/astral being/thetan who came in and turned her bathwater on to "give her a sign".

So, you see, it makes much more sense now! LOL....


:hysterical:

Ohhhhhhhhhh! Now I understsand. Finally!

It was all the work of invisible BTs!

Bathwater Thetans.
 

Smurf

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Thy started dropping when I posted the thread. You can check the times from my posts. They weren't real guests, whatever they were. I don't know anything about spamming or DDOS, I just like seeing who's online when I'm on and this was very strange, very unusual and extremely short-lived. :confused: I'll leave it to you computer folks to figure out.

The wacko McClaughery's did say they would be getting revenge against those "psychos" on ESMB. Are they capable of implementing a DDOS attack? I'm not a computer techie.
 

Lone Star

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The wacko McClaughery's did say they would be getting revenge against those "psychos" on ESMB. Are they capable of implementing a DDOS attack? I'm not a computer techie.

Terril seems to think that Mike is capable because he apparently has IT professional experience.
 
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HelluvaHoax!

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The wacko McClaughery's did say they would be getting revenge against those "psychos" on ESMB. Are they capable of implementing a DDOS attack? I'm not a computer techie.


I think, rather than a DDOS attack, we are much more likely to see other forms of warfare.

This morning, without any explanation or logical reason, a lightbulb in my kitchen mysteriously and suddenly "POPPED" and blew out. When I examined it closely, I could clearly see that the MEST filament was in fact broken. So this is not just my imagination. Someone managed (somehow) to get inside that bulb and use their powers to split that metal filament!

Using the data series, I have looked at all possibilities and narrowed it down to the unavoidable fact that we are under psychic attack by the McClaugherys.

After that light bulb incident, their OT powers are freaking me out!
 

mockingbird

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THAT explains all my problems - I am a psycho on ESMB !
Well why should a guy who admits terrorizing victims and pulling classic pranks like giving people acid in their toothpaste and other fun stuff need to get back at me ?
Most people would want to get back at him ! Jeez I must really be psycho , I have all this stuff backward . Admitted terrorist wants to get back at victims and folks who never met or interacted with him ? Bizarre , if true .

Tell Smersh I want my damned back pay too !!!
 

Lone Star

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I think, rather than a DDOS attack, we are much more likely to see other forms of warfare.

This morning, without any explanation or logical reason, a lightbulb in my kitchen mysteriously and suddenly "POPPED" and blew out. When I examined it closely, I could clearly see that the MEST filament was in fact broken. So this is not just my imagination. Someone managed (somehow) to get inside that bulb and use their powers to split that metal filament!

Using the data series, I have looked at all possibilities and narrowed it down to the unavoidable fact that we are under psychic attack by the McClaugherys.

After that light bulb incident, their OT powers are freaking me out!

We should all post weird, unexplainable events that happen to each of us today. That way this psychic attack can be documented and tabulated. We'll turn all of the data over to Udarnik because he has experience with conducting scientific studies. Plus, he believes in psychic stuff. Or was it psychotic stuff? Oh well.... Something like that.

Anyway, my garbage disposal suddenly stopped working!! :omg:
 

mockingbird

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Has Lisa really been banned ? What causes all the disconnection around here ? I am baffled as to how some things work . Also where do babies come from and what is the meaning of life ?
 

uncover

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I had unknowingly slipped into the winning valence (Ron) and then realized that if he was nearly hit by a train that he must be PTS (or "nearly" PTS).

I am trying to find an LRH reference on going nearly PTS, because I think that is going to debug my entire case and handle my ruin. If anyone can help me with a Source reference, it would be much appreciated!
Your wish is my command.

That´s easily explained - with "valence" you are on the right track. You are not "nearly PTS", you are in the "valence of being nearly PTS". That is similar, but not the same:

VALENCE:
1.) One’s own universe can be overwhelmed by the universes of others. These in Scientology we call valences. (PAB 86, 29 May 1956)
2.) Valence is a mocked up other-beingness a person thinks he is. (HCOB 9 June 1960)

Now let´s move on to your case cracking:

El Con Hubbard said:
P.A.B. No. 95
PROFESSIONAL AUDITOR'S BULLETIN

1 September 1956

VALENCES
Amongst the several types of valences the least suspected and most interesting in terms of processing is the "synthetic valence." By synthetic valence we mean those valences which have never actually confronted the preclear in the flesh.
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The little boy who looks at television and sees the cowboy in the white hat triumphing over all, or who sees Superman in the comic books, and then assumes these identities, is actually doing more or less a direct transfer. Where he is simply told about these and has never been confronted with any form of any kind to corroborate the telling, he would have a case of synthetic valence. He has been read to about Tom Sawyer and becomes Tom Sawyer without ever seeing Tom Sawyer or looking at Tom Sawyer. This would be a case of synthetic valence.
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Got it ?
You haven´t been on venus and seen that the great El Con Hubbard how he has been nearly hit by a train - you only have been told or read about it. El Con Hubbard is such a charismatic person that you have been overwhelmed only by looking at his unique teeth. In this way you have now obtained a synthetic valence of "El Con Hubbard nearly being PTS".

But El Con Hubbard wouldn´t be El Con Hubbard if he wouldn´t offer a cure for this. Normally for good money, today for free - here you go:
EL Con Hubbard said:
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The way to run out any synthetic valence, of course, is to run out the valence of person or book which told one about the synthetic valence.
See ? You are already moving in the right direction :

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HelluvaHoax! "running out" the books which told him El Con Hubbards vomit.
 

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From what Terril wrote on this thread http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?37980-Hi-all!&p=990656#post990656

it was probably Tom McClaurety (sp?) that did the spam attack. But who really knows. It was pretty lame - all over in 1:15 and appears ESMBs software handled it and ESMB never glitched once.


Don't think there is a Tom McClaurety. Tom Rhodes is "agent ice" here
and is Virginia's son and Mikes stepson. Doubt he's trying to spam ESMB.

He was M&Vs main IT guy. As M&V like to "investigate" all and sundry
its quite possible they have learned to hack and steal info.
 
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