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Petey C

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Mmmmm indeed. ASI must be in a lower condition. I wonder whether it's NE (find out what's needed and wanted), Danger (bypass normal habits and routines) or Emergency (promote promote promote) ....

(I think I am a bit weird in being able to recite these formulae off by heart even after so many long years away from the cult.)

I wonder whether the Seymour Centre knows that the scios are leasing their hall.
 

Miss Pert

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Well since the release of the Basics I guess they now have to raise money so that they can put them all on titanium plates to be preserved forever because the previous titanium copies are now squirrel tech. :biggrin:
 
Mmmmm indeed. ASI must be in a lower condition. I wonder whether it's NE (find out what's needed and wanted), Danger (bypass normal habits and routines) or Emergency (promote promote promote) ....

(I think I am a bit weird in being able to recite these formulae off by heart even after so many long years away from the cult.)

I wonder whether the Seymour Centre knows that the scios are leasing their hall.

Hehehehe.......L.Ron Fucking Hubbard is in danger. They have to by-pass the usual religion scam and try to pimp him as a literary figure.

But...it looks like a dwindling spiral into treason for hub and the pimps.
They will have to find out "that" he is.
There will be some wordclearing, study, rpfing and the cognition will be "that" hub is a Saviour of Mankind. Not a frigging bookshop stocker.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Favorite part of that ASI promo piece:

Source Briefing

A unique insight into the life of L. Ron Hubbard by the Executive Director Fiction Affairs, Author Services Inc., Ms. Gunhild Jacobs.

That is wonderfully ironic and crazily perfect. And proof positive that '...even a broken tech is right twice a day." What could possibly be more apropos than getting a "Source Briefing" from the Executive Director "Fiction Affairs".

Nothing is more fictional in Scientology than a briefing about Source.
 

Kookaburra

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Source Briefing

A unique insight into the life of L. Ron Hubbard by the Executive Director Fiction Affairs, Author Services Inc., Ms. Gunhild Jacobs.

I'm sure ASI does not see the humour in this that I do. :eyeroll: :giggle:
 

Kookaburra

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Favorite part of that ASI promo piece:



That is wonderfully ironic and crazily perfect. And proof positive that '...even a broken tech is right twice a day." What could possibly be more apropos than getting a "Source Briefing" from the Executive Director "Fiction Affairs".

Nothing is more fictional in Scientology than a briefing about Source.

:lol: Great minds think alike! :thumbsup:
 

Purple Rain

Crusader
I'm still rofling at the name of the hero... 'Old Shellback'!! Oh, that cracks me up! That's nearly as bad as Bruce from Australia's Canberra song. Nearly.
 

Feral

Rogue male
Happy Days, wasn't there a leaked pic on someones blog of a shit load of boxes marked LRH or Cof$ discovered in an ACT car park in the last month or so?

Where was that pic?

This could be the properties for sale and true to form they look bulky and expensive, got to keep that "sate of the art" CD factory and printing press making money!
 
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Zhent

Leakus Maximus

Feral

Rogue male
I remember Gunhild, she called me at work one morning and when I tried to excuse myself to serve customers she refused to get off the phone, I asked what she wanted and she told me, "to make LRH's dream come true", eventually I hung up.

She then called my poor receptionist and would not get off the phone. I had Cassie hold up the phone so Gunhild could hear me and told Cass to tell her to "fuck off".

My next trip to Flag was via "ethics" where I was "handled", now Gunhild knew what was happening and lay in ambush as I came out of the ethics interview. I didn't give her anything but was caught off gaurd at how hot she was............... :/

Sharks, I tells ya! Working in teams.
 

Gadfly

Crusader
Sharks, I tells ya! Working in teams.

Yeah, they call it "tagging" in Big League Sales lingo.

Like a pack of hungry wolves! Address and handle with overwhelm. That is just so "Scientology". (like gang-bang Sec Checks, or crush regging with MANY staff involved in a locked and guarded room)
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
Also, omg, they have an unsubscribe link!! I wonder if it works?!
Well.. Good decent companies respect your wish and will unsubscribe you.. Sleazebag companies will simply use your answer to verify that they have a 'live' e-mail adress..

Scientology is a sleazebag company.

:yes:
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
<snip> was caught off gaurd at how hot she was............... :/ <snip>
That is true.. I know Gunhild well too.. From back when she was 18 or so.. Absolutely adorable and huggable. She's a genuine wholesome country girl from Denmark. And she could think for herself back then.

BTW.. Did you mean to say you were caught off gourd?

:yes:
 

Feral

Rogue male
That is true.. I know Gunhild well too.. From back when she was 18 or so.. Absolutely adorable and huggable. She's a genuine wholesome country girl from Denmark. And she could think for herself back then.

BTW.. Did you mean to say you were caught off gourd?

:yes:

Errr....I kept thinking about shagging her. :unsure:
 

Feral

Rogue male
:lol: I remember that! :lol:

Yeah, we were there together, I'd forgotten that!

They were the fuckin' days, where we dangled ourselves as bait in front of wolves in sheep's clothing, eh?

I remember you had a line that just blew them off straight away; "I'm a muso!"
 
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