BULLSHIT!

[Lamb]

Was OT IX considered bullshit even by the cult and then left out of the chart??

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Hey, recently on the Stupid Thread there was a leak of the newest GRADE CHART release of OT "X":

Shouldn't there also be an advanced OT LEVEL somewhere on the Scientology Bridge that has:

Ability Attained: ABILITY TO CALL BULLSHIT!

End Phenomena: FREEDOM FROM BULLSHIT!


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[Rene Descartes]

Nice to see you, DB.

How about the idea that you are infested with zillions of unwanted aliens of limited inteliigence that you have to slough off with Scientology? (No, a shave won't do, nor will antiseptics)

BULLSHIT!

Zillions?

I think you are exagerating there.

If a peron had zillions then that person's mind would likely be so hellish that they would probably try to develop a procedure to rid themselves of them.

Hmm, perhaps Hubbard had the world record for most BTs.

Rd00

 

[Rene Descartes]

Actually wouldn't the ability to recognize bullshit be "Truth Revealed"?

Isn't that already on the Grade Chart?

Just saying

Rd00

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Zillions?

I think you are exagerating there.

If a peron had zillions then that person's mind would likely be so hellish that they would probably try to develop a procedure to rid themselves of them.

Hmm, perhaps Hubbard had the world record for most BTs.

Rd00

That's what they mean when they said he had a magnetic personality.

BT's stuck to him like iron filings to a magnet.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Was OT IX considered bullshit even by the cult and then left out of the chart??

That was just my amateur shopping and to be honest, i was thrilled i figured out how to cut and paste an extra row above OT VIII and make it look kinda like it belonged there. LOL

Actually learning how to really do a high-quality photoshop is one of the top 100 projects i would like to do if I can get through my other list first (top 500 projects that people are really annoyed about because i didn't do them yet)

 

[Udarnik]

My mother has a really funny story about bullshit.

She and her two sisters grew up on a dairy farm in the 40s and 50s. They were often left about to amuse themselves. One day, one of them decided that a dried meadow muffin would make the perfect frisbee. And it did. Until it cracked in half. So they went searching for another, and soon found it. Lather, rinse, repeat, until someone finds one that is not entirely desiccated. It had dried on the outside, but still had that gooey chocolate goodness that cows are famous for in the middle. And someone (none of the three will now admit who) tosses this one a little too hard at someone who just happened to be looking the other way at the time, and WHOP! Right in the back of the head!

The erstwhile toy chooses this moment to crack open and convert itself into a weapon of mass destruction.

There ensued what can only be described as a literal shitstorm of epic proportions.

When the three girls came back to the farmhouse, my grandmother smelled them from a considerable distance and came out on the porch meet them with what I can only imagine to be barely suppressed laughter and indignation all rolled into one incredulous package. "What on Earth?" she said. "Good Lord! You've been dipped in shit!".

They had to get hosed off in the barn with the returning cows before she would let them in the house.

Somehow, whenever I hear about KRs or ethics cycles, or other such goings on, I think of this story. I can't imagine why.

 

[Knows]

Here is some good BULLSHIT! A waxing enthusiastic success story about Stupid Powerz that only last inside the bubble.

Once this guy steps off the plane and gets home to the REALITY of credit card debt, upside down mortgage, no one coming into the empty 90,000 sq.ft. Org, people leaving in droves and the media spraying all the entheta about his cult....the wins fade away.

If one was to test Stupid Powerz objectively - one would not read anything, do it for free and see if it lasts!

It won't because it is hypnosis and mind control.

It does not last - it has to be re-enforced over and over and over. Rehabilitate the wins in his next auditing session. Blame him for being out ethics when it does not last!

The way it works - they validate the "out ethics / out points he experienced during his tenure in Scientology.

Did you notice he brought up the ethics procedure where the "tech" validated HIM for what he experienced "out tech" for him in Scientology?

Then they feed him cognitions on how Ethical he is! This makes him feel ten feet tall and bulletproof!

This will make him feel better and let his guard down - now the hypnosis is done to him and he will repeat all the propaganda he read in the brochures when he finishes his Stupid Powerz rundown.

I know another guy who was caved in by his Org. He went away for a few years, licking his wounds, hiding under the radar until an Advanced Org finally got a hold of him. It worked! He went back for more!

He told me that they called him and agreed that what his Org did to him was an injustice.

He agreed to go to the Advanced Org for his next Bridge action. He flew out to get lots of validation on how HIS Local Org was not applying the tech and they would send a mission in to that Org to straighten them out....so he felt better.

You see - he finally got some validation and then, trusting again, proceeded to buy himself some "pretended certainty"...only to return to his City and continue be floundering out in the World by himself with no group nearby to help him deal with life.

When he returned, he told me he was very excited about the "Ideal Org" strategy so they probably fleeced him for a huge chunk of money.

I looked him up in the public records and he has lawsuits straight up and vertical from creditors going after him for unpaid debt. He lost his home to foreclosure and is renting a shit hole apartment.

This guy in the video probably used his IRA or inheritance to buy $40,000 worth of "pretended Knowingness" on Stupid Powers.

Part of making it work is to charge a lot of money and make the person jump through hoops to "get there".

That will convince anyone of Stupid Powerz and it is all BULLSHIT!

I love applying my knowingness of how this cult operates to see how they use it to control the lost sheep looking for a way out of the mad house!

You do need to know the tech to see how they use the tech and that IT IS STANDARDLY APPLIED!!

http://vimeo.com/91663831

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Here's some of my favourites.
Thetans don't need sleep, you'll be OK.
Thetans don't get energy from food, you'll be fine.
Thetans don't have relatives, only bodies, you don't want to be a body do you?
Up stats can get away with anything, don't worry.
SO members get auditing and training if they are productive.
The most ethical beings on the planet.

Bullshit all of them.

 

[Type4_PTS]

Originally quoted by L. Ron Hubbard:

"Our organizations are friendly. They are only here to help you."
- L. Ron Hubbard, "Dianetic Contract" 23 May 1969


"There is no more ethical group on this planet than ourselves."
- L. Ron Hubbard, KEEPING SCIENTOLOGY WORKING. 7 February 1965, reissued 27 August 1980


"In all the broad Universe there is no other hope for Man than ourselves."
- L. Ron Hubbard, "Ron's Journal" 1967


"This [Scientology] is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner. By its use the thousand abilities Man has sought to recover become his once more."
- L. Ron Hubbard, SCIENTOLOGY: A HISTORY OF MAN, 1952

"You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps."
- L. Ron Hubbard, "Eyesight and glasses," "Dianetic Auditor’s Bulletin," Vol. 2, No. 7, January 1952

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More Bullshit!

OK, just as long as you remember that I suggested it be a NOT-BULLSHIT thread.

That thread would've been much shorter, NOT-BULLSHIT!

OK, here's a bit of NOT-BULLSHIT to balance this post off:

"MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY."
- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384


"I’m drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys."
- L. Ron Hubbard in a 1967 letter to his wife, written during the period when he was creating Scientology’s secret "upper levels." (Bent Corydon and L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. a.k.a. Ronald DeWolf, L. RON HUBBARD: MESSIAH OR MADMAN? Random House 1989)

"THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them."
- L. Ron Hubbard, "Off the Time Track," lecture of June 1952, excerpted in JOURNAL OF SCIENTOLOGY issue 18-G, reprinted in TECHNICAL VOLUMES OF DIANETICS & SCIENTOLOGY, vol. 1, p. 418


"Scientology...is not a religion."
- L. Ron Hubbard, CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY, 1954, p. 251

"Let’s sell these people a piece of blue sky."
- L. Ron Hubbard to an associate in 1950, soon after the opening of the Hubbard Dianetic Research Foundation. (Jon Atack, A PIECE OF BLUE SKY: SCIENTOLOGY, DIANETICS AND L. RON HUBBARD EXPOSED, Lyle Stuart/Carol Publishing Group. 1990)



"I’d like to start a religion. That’s where the money is."
- L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach, in 1949; quoted by Eshbach in OVER MY SHOULDER: REFLECTIONS ON A SCIENCE FICTION ERA, Donald M. Grant Publisher. 1983

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NOT-BULLSHIT!


All quotes taken from:
http://www.xenu.net/archive/infopack/5.htm
http://www.xenu.net/

 

[Adam7986]

When a Scientologist told me the moon landing was fake because hubbard said there is a screen that surrounds the planet to trap souls at 50km above the earth's surface.

When a scientologist told me that cigarettes cure cancer.

When a scientologist told me that quitting cigarettes is what causes cancer, not smoking them.

The part where anyone antagonistic towards Scientology is an SP.

When hubbard calls babies and kids "little adults".

When Hubbard says the best thing to do with a crying child is lock him in a room until he stops.

When Hubbard says that all women use coat hangers to dig babies out.

When Hubbard says that society is on the way out when it considers women equal.

When Hubbard says that Napoleon had it right when he put a bunch of lepers on a ship and pushed them into the river and blew them up.

When Hubbard says gay people should die.

When Hubbard says gay people are the same as child molesters.

The study tech.

The overt-motivator sequence.

Xenu.

Bullshit. All of it. Everything.

 

[Knows]

How about this one?

Flag - The friendliest place on the Planet!

 

[Churchill]

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Hey, recently on the Stupid Thread there was a leak of the newest GRADE CHART release of OT "X":

Shouldn't there also be an advanced OT LEVEL somewhere on the Scientology Bridge that has:

Ability Attained: ABILITY TO CALL BULLSHIT!

End Phenomena: FREEDOM FROM BULLSHIT!


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Hey, I just had the cognition that the EP of Scientology itself

is the full-blown realization that

Slavery is Freedom,

War is Peace,

and

Lies are Truth.



To Which empty building do I go to attest?

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

There's a truly classic quote that needs to be in this thread! - It is a quote so thunderously poignant to any ex-scientologist that it COMPLEETLY blows the intire reactive mind in a reverberating spiritual burp from deep in the inner core of your soul!

At the moment you realize what kind of a 'philosopher' L.Ron Hubbard was.. And what Scientology really is! - That exact moment!

"There comes a time when a man must grab the bull by the tail and face the.. erh.. situation!"
(Groucho Marx)

 

[Knows]

Hey, I just had the cognition that the EP of Scientology itself

is the full-blown realization that

Slavery is Freedom,

War is Peace,

and

Lies are Truth.



To Which empty building do I go to attest?

Go to the Santa Barbara Org - it is empty and up for sale but there are body thetan,s hanging around with the new E-Meter, fully trained and hatted to take your money, uh, I mean - help you attest to the state of "bamboozled", receive your waxing enthusiastic and theetie wheetie success story and route you onto your next step of mind control!

Now - here is another one:

Tom Cruise cares so very, very deeply! LOL

Heh - Tom, how does that seem to you now?

 

[Rene Descartes]

Calculus was Newton's idea of a practical joke.
--LRH

If it looks smells and feels like...

Rd00

 

[guanoloco]

Right now, in numerous HCOs the world over, officers in Mankind's Greatest Friend's Church have in their possession 40+ paged lists of "enemies".

I'm thinking that "Mankind's Greatest Friend" thing is bullshit...

 

[lotus]

Right now, in numerous HCOs the world over, officers in Mankind's Greatest Friend's Church have in their possession 40+ paged lists of "enemies".

I'm thinking that "Mankind's Greatest Friend" thing is bullshit...

It ''smells'' the coming of a new era of freedom for mankind and fundraising!

After engraving all ''LRH [STRIKE]bullshit[/STRIKE] sacred scripture secured from next nuclear war, in a secret vault built underground

CO$ POB office
is announcing The ''building of THE ennemy vault''
according to LRH instructions

Billions of pages of all earth SP's names will be engraved
Never they will be lost and forgotten,
thus giving way more than hope, but certainty for mankind to be protect from such degraded harmfull beings

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How much will they bill us for hosting our name there, the next billions of years

 

[guanoloco]

I suppose they'll keep the lights on with an eternal battery or something.

I wonder what happened to Xenu's mountain after 75 million years of erosion? Do you suppose it was reduced to a pile of bullshit?

 

[NonScio]

Actually all the Bullshit thrown about in the cult is really advanced Bull Baiting..you know...to see if the cultists can sit there with a straight face
regardless of what is being thrown at him/her. That's why the first Comm Course has all those TRs... to prepare the victim for all the BS to come.

The problem now for the cult is that the bullshit is finally hitting the fan....Boy, does it stink! Funny, one would think the manure would have dried
up after all these years...but maybe it simply was being cast about in the dark for so long?

 

[ThetanExterior]

They spend hours drilling on bullbait to be able to handle any situation then what do they do when confronted with an "SP"?

Disconnect.