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Outethicsofficer

Outethicsofficer

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I'd like to mention something about Wills and that it is important to review them in light of changed circumstances, we did this recently as prior to our departing the church we had my wife's ex as the executor of our estate and he is in the Sea Org...simply that would have been disasterous had something happened to us.:omg:
I know some people, still members of the C of S, who have included the C of S as a benificary of their estate should they die. If that wasn't changed and you were no longer a Scois imagine how pissed off you'd be!

Just a thought.
James
 
Miss Pert

Miss Pert

Silver Meritorious Patron
As my last will and testament I decree that upon my passing that the total of my bankruptcy debt, and any other debts I may have incurred, shall be passed on to the Church of Scientology.

This is true

Miss Pert
 
Free to shine

Free to shine

Shiny & Free
Miss Pert said:
As my last will and testament I decree that upon my passing that the total of my bankruptcy debt, and any other debts I may have incurred, shall be passed on to the Church of Scientology.

This is true

Miss Pert
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Love it.

Did we really say "this is true" like just saying it made it so, and why did we have to say it in the first place?? :confused2:
 
Feral

Feral

Rogue male
:lol:

We willed some money to the cult should we all die.

Wouldn't it have been ironic if we HAD have had a car crash and all died just after getting our repayment!
 
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byte301

byte301

Crusader
This is a good thread. I don't have anything much to leave the CoS except for toilet paper and belly lint.

I hope they appreciate it.:yes:
 
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Betrayed

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Outethicsofficer said:
I'd like to mention something about Wills and that it is important to review them in light of changed circumstances, we did this recently as prior to our departing the church we had my wife's ex as the executor of our estate and he is in the Sea Org...simply that would have been disasterous had something happened to us.:omg:
I know some people, still members of the C of S, who have included the C of S as a benificary of their estate should they die. If that wasn't changed and you were no longer a Scois imagine how pissed off you'd be!

Just a thought.
James
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Definately dad good point... Watch ur back ppl with these faggots they will snap up any opportunity to get ur inheritance and use it to man up their stupid "ideal orgs" and "donations to librarys".... I dont think so...:no:

Ml,
Jordi Girl :dieslaughing:
 
Freeminds

Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
Stop thinking like a wog. Remember, your thetan will survive, and return. You want your money to be ready for you within CofS when you return, don't you?

Dianetics is sixty years old now. Thousands of people have lived and died as Scientologists, and hundreds of those will have signed the billion year contract. Statistically, by now at least a few hundred people must have picked up new meat bodies and showed up back at the org and reported for duty, right?

I assume that the 'church' gives them back their money.

Right?

Hmm... didn't think so.
 
Lee_from_phx

Lee_from_phx

Patron with Honors
I think it would be great to leave the cult billions of Zimbabwean dollars

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_Zimbabwe

The only problem you'd run into is that there are no units of REAL money SMALL enough to equal a billion Zimbabwean dollars. A single US penny is an almost incalculable quantity as measured in Zimbabwean currency.

Zimbabwe is a good case study in what happens when you "spread the wealth around."

That's the funny thing about evil, it is almost universally incompetent. It doesn't matter whether you're talking about a UFO mind control death cult, Marxists in the breadbasket of Africa, or leftist saboteurs in American government, their chief destructive effects are the result of incompetence rather than skilful malice.
 
byte301

byte301

Crusader
Lee_from_phx said:
I think it would be great to leave the cult billions of Zimbabwean dollars

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_Zimbabwe

The only problem you'd run into is that there are no units of REAL money SMALL enough to equal a billion Zimbabwean dollars. A single US penny is an almost incalculable quantity as measured in Zimbabwean currency.

Zimbabwe is a good case study in what happens when you "spread the wealth around."

That's the funny thing about evil, it is almost universally incompetent. It doesn't matter whether you're talking about a UFO mind control death cult, Marxists in the breadbasket of Africa, or leftist saboteurs in American government, their chief destructive effects are the result of incompetence rather than skilful malice.
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Ok then. I will leave them some toilet paper, some belly lint, and maybe as much as a nickel. They can go get the nickel exchanged for Zimbabwean currency themselves.

Since I've upped the anti so much I will not be giving them the Charmin since it's too expensive. I'll get them some of that toilet paper that feels like sandpaper on your butt...you know...the kind they usually have at the org if they're upstat enough to have any at all. If it gets too bad they can always substitute the belly lint since Sears & Roebuck doesn't send catalogs out these days.

Now does anyone know of a online site for wills?
 
M

MrNobody

Who needs merits?
byte301 said:
Ok then. I will leave them some toilet paper, some belly lint, and maybe as much as a nickel. They can go get the nickel exchanged for Zimbabwean currency themselves.

Since I've upped the anti so much I will not be giving them the Charmin since it's too expensive. I'll get them some of that toilet paper that feels like sandpaper on your butt...you know...the kind they usually have at the org if they're upstat enough to have any at all. If it gets too bad they can always substitute the belly lint since Sears & Roebuck doesn't send catalogs out these days.

Now does anyone know of a online site for wills?
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http://www.doyourownwill.com/
 
freethinker

freethinker

Sponsor
I can't imagine people leaving the church money in their will but with what I know it probably happens.

There are wealthy people who have left entire estates to a pet. A much more worthy cause I might add.

I used to think of buying all my services, then if any thing happened I could come back next lifetime and do them then. Wow, I can't believe I used to think that way.

Today I would leave them anonymous.
 
Happy Days

Happy Days

Silver Meritorious Patron
I was sorting through our val docs and came across our Wills and boy it caused me to go into immediate action and remove my ex husband as executor who is in the SO and a cultie through and through.

It was quite an exercise to redo the Wills to ensure that Jordi is protected and that the cult will not get any of our estate. Not that we are planning on going anyway.. :coolwink:

It was certainly worth the $'s to get this done :yes::yes:
 
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