A very happy New Year to those already in it

and to those who are waiting some more hours for it to arrive!
This year was my first on ESMB and it has been a very enlightening and healing one. I thank you all for being here and for the interchange and perspective. It has been a very interesting and media fulfilling year here and I'm looking forward to an even better and more exciting one!!
Now, don't forget your quarter stats end March 31st so let's all play the birthday game for real, eh?
Keep a stat graph and report weekly on:
How many events did you not attend?
How many people did you get help get out?
How many people did you plant a seed of doubt within?
How many glasses of wine have you had?
How many protests have you attended?
How much caek have you eaten?
How many hrs. sleep are you getting?
(Extra bonus points for high hours!)
How many phone calls do you not return?
How many people can you speak with freely?
How much do you still give a crap about OSA?
(Of course, numbers lower than last quarter get a bonus!)
Did you keep a stat graph? (Big bonus points for a "no" here!)
Hope you all have a very happy, healthy, healing and joyous year!