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R6Basic

Patron Meritorious
I've been keeping a collection of the PR pieces I get in the mail about the SP building.


2011 - It's nearing completion

Circa July 2,011 - "The final cut-off date to have all remaining Mecca personnel in place in November 30th!

18 OCT. 2,011 - Basically stating it will be here soon and it will kick butt."
:shrug:

2012 Jan. - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, starts out "As we get closer and closer to the release of Super Power..."

2012 March - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, bla, bla, bla.

-- I don't have a date on this one but it's saying like five people joined SO.

28 March 2012 - Large post card stating "We are now loser than ever..."

April 2012 - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, bla, bla, bla.



One thing is FOR SURE - they are getting CLOSER. But what does that mean...?

If you wanted to get from point A to point B you would 1st have to go half that distance. But b4 you go 1/2 A to B you have to get 1/2 that distance or 1/4 the way to B. Each step can be cut into half infinitely so it can take an eternity to get to B.

I think this is how they will keep getting closer to opening SP building but NEVER arrive.
 

FoTi

Crusader
I've been keeping a collection of the PR pieces I get in the mail about the SP building.


2011 - It's nearing completion

Circa July 2,011 - "The final cut-off date to have all remaining Mecca personnel in place in November 30th!

18 OCT. 2,011 - Basically stating it will be here soon and it will kick butt."
:shrug:

2012 Jan. - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, starts out "As we get closer and closer to the release of Super Power..."

2012 March - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, bla, bla, bla.

-- I don't have a date on this one but it's saying like five people joined SO.

28 March 2012 - Large post card stating "We are now loser than ever..."

April 2012 - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, bla, bla, bla.



One thing is FOR SURE - they are getting CLOSER. But what does that mean...?

If you wanted to get from point A to point B you would 1st have to go half that distance. But b4 you go 1/2 A to B you have to get 1/2 that distance or 1/4 the way to B. Each step can be cut into half infinitely so it can take an eternity to get to B.

I think this is how they will keep getting closer to opening SP building but NEVER arrive.

In another 75 million years they'll still be getting closer, but then they'll have to release another Bridge to take them from where they are to possibly completing the building. (Of course it won't work.) :eyeroll:

I wonder if Florida will still be there by then? If it's gone, they will have an excuse for not completing the building.
 

LongTimeGone

Silver Meritorious Patron
I don't get the graphic at all....cubes in orbit above an earth like planet?

:confused2:

But then this whole thing is a scam, and has been for the last 20+ years.....maybe they are trying to appeal to the blockheads..."you too can achieve escape velocity..."

:no:

It's obviously the Borg.
LTG
 

guanoloco

As-Wased
I've been keeping a collection of the PR pieces I get in the mail about the SP building.


2011 - It's nearing completion

Circa July 2,011 - "The final cut-off date to have all remaining Mecca personnel in place in November 30th!

18 OCT. 2,011 - Basically stating it will be here soon and it will kick butt."
:shrug:

2012 Jan. - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, starts out "As we get closer and closer to the release of Super Power..."

2012 March - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, bla, bla, bla.

-- I don't have a date on this one but it's saying like five people joined SO.

28 March 2012 - Large post card stating "We are now loser than ever..."

April 2012 - Letter from Lauri Webster wanting $$ for SP project, bla, bla, bla.

:omg:

One thing is FOR SURE - they are getting CLOSER. But what does that mean...?

If you wanted to get from point A to point B you would 1st have to go half that distance. But b4 you go 1/2 A to B you have to get 1/2 that distance or 1/4 the way to B. Each step can be cut into half infinitely so it can take an eternity to get to B.

I think this is how they will keep getting closer to opening SP building but NEVER arrive.

Would this be Xenu's Paradox by any chance?
 

guanoloco

As-Wased
According to the Rons Orgers, Black Static Thetans like to align themselves into cube shaped lattices called Power Cubes.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Freezone#Ron.27s_Orgs

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Michael Hobson - Banned himself from ESMB when he found out in auditing that his hat was an OSA spy.

Say this isn't so?

Or should I be demanding dox or something?



*****OMG! I just realized that they're referring to the article of clothing and not his post in life! Right?
 
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PirateAndBum

Gold Meritorious Patron
You'll get to learn earth shattering datums like, "Christmas comes once a year."

Followed with, "Giive me an example of that."

LOL, no shit.

Coach: 1,2,3,4,5. What did I say?
Student: 12,2,3,4,5
Coach: Flunk!

OH Yeah, let's promote something that every friggin scilon knows about already and make them wonder if they really do know that that is what it is, but no, it couldn't be that lame... they think a bit more, no, it must be something, SUPER. Wow, I can't wait for this.

Impatient scilong (in the future): Shit I was right, friggin learning drills! But wow, they are so awesome in a new unit of time! I can't wait to put them to use!

Silly scilons, it sure takes them a long time to learn

Here's a learning drill for them:

Coach: They just want your money. Get the fuck out.

Scilon: um, hang on, I'm feeling kinda bent, spinny...

Coach: Yes, that's lack of mass phenomena, it comes about when you see the lack of mass you're gonna have in your future, like no home, car, bank accounts, spouse, kids, etc. if you don't pass this drill, so shall we continue? They just want your money. Get the fuck out. What did I say?
 
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