Panda Termint
Cabal Of One
Oh, they all seem so shiny, so happy... on the outside.
Keep pedaling, kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s
Keep pedaling, kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s
MELBOURNE Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread
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sallydannce
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They all seem so happy and earnest. What's not to like about scientology?
Let me the count the ways....
Let me the count the ways....
Zhent
Leakus Maximus
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 62, July 5 2012
14 bridge steps in the last 60 days? Why am I not impressed at all about this?
What happened to the 'flood' of TRs & Objectives completion that was lauded in previous newsletters (only 4???) ? What about all those purif completions (only 3???) ?
Of course I have little concept of what is actual 'good' production for a Class V org, but really this boastful crowing about 14 completions just seem rubbish. Good luck clearing the planet...
Completion list text version:
Melbourne Saint Hill Size Newsletter (quietly renamed to 'recruitment newsflash' as they have no hope of going saint hill size)
ANOTHER person joins staff and ANOTHER person leaves (implicitly). I cannot stress this enough, this is absolutely ridiculous staff turnover. And they are now so desperate for staff they appear to be pinching recruits from right under Sydney Org's nose!!!
Text list:
14 bridge steps in the last 60 days? Why am I not impressed at all about this?
What happened to the 'flood' of TRs & Objectives completion that was lauded in previous newsletters (only 4???) ? What about all those purif completions (only 3???) ?
Of course I have little concept of what is actual 'good' production for a Class V org, but really this boastful crowing about 14 completions just seem rubbish. Good luck clearing the planet...
Completion list text version:
Melbourne Saint Hill Size Newsletter (quietly renamed to 'recruitment newsflash' as they have no hope of going saint hill size)
ANOTHER person joins staff and ANOTHER person leaves (implicitly). I cannot stress this enough, this is absolutely ridiculous staff turnover. And they are now so desperate for staff they appear to be pinching recruits from right under Sydney Org's nose!!!
Text list:
scooter
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Despite having a dozen or so SO now stationed in Melbourne (including Snr HCO working full-time on recruiting for Melbourne) they can't crack the 110 mark
Shrinking much, cult? No matter how much "Command Intention" tells you to make Melbourne work, it isn't going to happen.
Three Taiwanese bridge completions - they wouldn't be CLO crew stationed in Melbourne by any chance?
Shrinking much, cult? No matter how much "Command Intention" tells you to make Melbourne work, it isn't going to happen.
Three Taiwanese bridge completions - they wouldn't be CLO crew stationed in Melbourne by any chance?
Panda Termint
Cabal Of One
Yep, all that long-hoped-for expansion, all those dreams of a truly ideal org, all that time, money, blood, sweat and tears and it's just not happening.
It's amazing how long it takes some people to see that.
I've said it here on ESMB several times before but, just for fun, I'll say it again;
I think John Duignan said it best in his book, The Complex.
On page 164, discussing the Hubbard method of statistical management of the CofS he says,
"Despite the Founder's insistence that an accurate statistical analysis would solve all the organisational problems and cause a huge boom in income and delivery, the real reason these little churches remained impoverished was simply that the general public did not, never had and never would like Scientology."
I think that is as good as it gets in terms of explaining these things.
It's amazing how long it takes some people to see that.
I've said it here on ESMB several times before but, just for fun, I'll say it again;
I think John Duignan said it best in his book, The Complex.
On page 164, discussing the Hubbard method of statistical management of the CofS he says,
"Despite the Founder's insistence that an accurate statistical analysis would solve all the organisational problems and cause a huge boom in income and delivery, the real reason these little churches remained impoverished was simply that the general public did not, never had and never would like Scientology."
I think that is as good as it gets in terms of explaining these things.
Zhent
Leakus Maximus
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 63 - July 9th 2012
Oh good grief... they even pulled Virginia Stewart out for this one, extolling how regging people for staff is magically going to 'turn the tide of suppression'
I like how they are seated dining style, couldn't get enough people in for regular rows of seats?
Oh, and I almost missed this beauty:
"Following them were further performances which were simply from that time and age where anything went."
LOL
Disgusting.
Oh good grief... they even pulled Virginia Stewart out for this one, extolling how regging people for staff is magically going to 'turn the tide of suppression'
I like how they are seated dining style, couldn't get enough people in for regular rows of seats?
Oh, and I almost missed this beauty:
"Following them were further performances which were simply from that time and age where anything went."
LOL
Disgusting.
Purple Rain
Crusader
It sounds like people are starting to at least want a feed in exchange for decades of being hassled by debt collectors.
Wants2Talk
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Purple Rain
Crusader
I do not know, Supa, but I assume it would include responsibility for the major Scientology front groups such as Way to Happiness, Applied Scholastics, Narconon, Criminon etc. Scientology's idea of "social reform" is a bit like Norman Bates' idea of how to treat your mother, of course, but I am confident she will get the same kind of impressive results she did with handling the hell out of the Australian media, which may well have landed her the plum new role.
Zhent
Leakus Maximus
Virginia has always been the Social Reform Aide (at least for quite a while). A Social Reform Aide basically being the OSA PR title for the person organising the front groups, as Purple Rain suggested.
It is interesting that she was not introduced as OSA ANZO, which would be the senior title from Social Reform Aide. (she surely could not have been kicked out of OSA...)
She also wears the PR hat, but since the last time we properly got a spokesclam on tv to give a serious response was in Four Corners back in 2010 (as far as I can recall) its hard to know who is actually the designated media liaison.
Edit: tentative list of staff clams who have acted as spokespersons, in person or in statement:
Cyrus Brooks
Virginia Stewart
Vicki Dunstan
supafreak
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Thank you, Zhent.
That was my thought, too. "Social Reform Aide" sounds like a rather junior title.
That was my thought, too. "Social Reform Aide" sounds like a rather junior title.
xseaorguk
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first of all I thought those were a bunch of Mormons rapping around.
While Melbourne is busy "getting their stats up" and playing the wonderful "LRH birthday game", they are oblivious to the empty orgs around the rest of the world.
As the Ideal orgue there is still new and shiny, it may take years before people (especially these young ones seen here) realise it is all part of the same trap, we also once fell for many years ago.
If they were at least interested in hearing about past experiences from old members, but no... they are just as deluded as we once were.
Very sad when you consider they WILL look back in maybe 15-20 years time see that it was just a waste of time, where they could have been concentrating on something that would really have an effect their lives.
Instead they choose to live in their own little $cientology world with their own group of believers.
They really think they are making the world a better place.
Very sad
While Melbourne is busy "getting their stats up" and playing the wonderful "LRH birthday game", they are oblivious to the empty orgs around the rest of the world.
As the Ideal orgue there is still new and shiny, it may take years before people (especially these young ones seen here) realise it is all part of the same trap, we also once fell for many years ago.
If they were at least interested in hearing about past experiences from old members, but no... they are just as deluded as we once were.
Very sad when you consider they WILL look back in maybe 15-20 years time see that it was just a waste of time, where they could have been concentrating on something that would really have an effect their lives.
Instead they choose to live in their own little $cientology world with their own group of believers.
They really think they are making the world a better place.
Very sad
Zhent
Leakus Maximus
ITT: Melbourne org spams me relentlessly with crap
The thought of Scientologists trying to teach people internet promotion always makes me facepalm.
Melbourne Org Saint Hill Size Newsletter
Well they have given the newsletter a revamp and there is now a full staff tally. WOW are they seriously trying to get 120 staff? They are wasted.
WHOA Melbourne Org made a clear. How many is that this year? 2? Has anyone been keeping track?
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 64, 19th July 2012
No comment.
Damn I am sick of going through this spam. If anyone wants to take over my job and get the Leaks I/C hat write-up send me an expression of interest PM.
The thought of Scientologists trying to teach people internet promotion always makes me facepalm.
Melbourne Org Saint Hill Size Newsletter
Well they have given the newsletter a revamp and there is now a full staff tally. WOW are they seriously trying to get 120 staff? They are wasted.
WHOA Melbourne Org made a clear. How many is that this year? 2? Has anyone been keeping track?
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 64, 19th July 2012
No comment.
Damn I am sick of going through this spam. If anyone wants to take over my job and get the Leaks I/C hat write-up send me an expression of interest PM.
PirateAndBum
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PirateAndBum
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Wow, didn't they get the word that there's NO universe corp coming to be their "personal auditors" to OT? Dupedom RULES!
Zhent
Leakus Maximus
Channel Seven? I wonder if he did any ads for Today Tonight...
Melbourne Saint Hill Size Newsletter
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter, Issue 64, 26th July 2012
I was watching a TV report of violence in Kings Cross, with the usual video shots of drunk idiots parading for the camera, and I finally had the recognition connection to those ridiculous scientology graduation photos they keep posting in the newsletters. These people are the same drunk fools who have lost their grip of rationality and critical thinking. They are drunk on Scientology and, dare I say it, very low toned...
So when are they going to wakeup and feel the hangover?
Oh, and we also learn the IAS is going to fund a major campaign in a Australia. Right let me guess, funded from fresh donation drives as usual with most siphoned off to the US?
And a reminder, the position of ANZO Leaks I/C is open, enquire within. Don't expect me to be processing through this bullshit forever.
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