Need an Auditor in Australia
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Sharone Stainforth
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Good!
UmbalumTeapot
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Google never gives satisfactory results for "purple-pixies named Elizabeth who own 3 horses and live in Brisbane with their Uncle Bob" either. Life's a bummer.
Feral
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If you paid him enough, Feral would probably audit you
Mind you, it would probably take place in the sheep shearing shed out by the black stump.
Are we talking millions here or merely thousands?
No, wouldn't do it to you. If you want an auditor and are going to do a life repair then I'd say go for it, but if you're thinking of going up the bridge I'd like to warn you, it isn't a bridge, it's a pier and it ends in very deep, cold, dark water.
Ask Rex Fowler.
Free to shine
Shiny & Free
You may have noticed from the replies this may not be the most interesting thread to most people here who are EX scientologists.
You could request a moderator move your thread to the Freezone section and perhaps one of those who still audit could contact you.
Though you're probably better off going for a long ride to find the Black Stump and enjoy nature and adventures along the way - much better for your mental health.
Outethicsofficer
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Hi Sir E'
Welcome to ESMB, you must have a story to tell.
The Freezone suggestion is probably your best bet, I wouldn't recommend going to Ferals for auditing he's had more than enough of it and while he might start the session with you he's likely to stop part way through stand up walk out the door get his rifle and come back and shoot you...he doesn't like to see beasts or anyone suffer.
Meanwhile take a look through the forum. You may just change your mind.
Hi Sir E'
Welcome to ESMB, you must have a story to tell.
The Freezone suggestion is probably your best bet, I wouldn't recommend going to Ferals for auditing he's had more than enough of it and while he might start the session with you he's likely to stop part way through stand up walk out the door get his rifle and come back and shoot you...he doesn't like to see beasts or anyone suffer.
Meanwhile take a look through the forum. You may just change your mind.
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UmbalumTeapot
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When Aussies leave Scientology - we LEAVE. We don't generally hang around in wishful thinking/true believer/LaLa land aka the Freezone.
Once an Aussie calls "bullshit" it stays called.
Good luck in finding an Aussie auditor.
Bullshit © 1996-2010 CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY INTERNATIONAL. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Aussies are Sex™
haiqu
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Newbie walks in, asks for Freezone auditor to expose himself.
Naah, this couldn't be an OSA setup, could it?
Holy shit, I'm becoming as paranoid as the rest of you.
UmbalumTeapot
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You searched on the enturbanet or in rl?
You're going to struggle searching for an "auditor" as you will only get search results pertaining to the true meaning of the word, rather than the HubTard-Version.
Use Google. Go away.
UmbalumTeapot
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Aussies have balls bigger than mine.
And that's saying something.
I wish I was 20 years older so I could have migrated there for £10!
haiqu
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Voltaire's Child
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People have their own ways of coming to terms with their past experiences. I tend to doubt that nationality has anything to do with it.
Most people who leave CofS don't get into the Free Zone or any other spin off. Some do for a while. Some do and keep doing it. Some turn into Jeeboids. Atheists. Jews. Etc.
I don't think Australian Free Zoners are non existent. Just as I know one can find Americans and Europeans who left CofS and never did any more Scn in any way, shape or form after that.
It's all relative. And if you'd met my relatives, you'd know why I just said that.
Most people who leave CofS don't get into the Free Zone or any other spin off. Some do for a while. Some do and keep doing it. Some turn into Jeeboids. Atheists. Jews. Etc.
I don't think Australian Free Zoners are non existent. Just as I know one can find Americans and Europeans who left CofS and never did any more Scn in any way, shape or form after that.
It's all relative. And if you'd met my relatives, you'd know why I just said that.
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blownstaffmember
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When Aussies leave Scientology - we LEAVE. We don't generally hang around in wishful thinking/true believer/LaLa land aka the Freezone.
Once an Aussie calls "bullshit" it stays called.
Good luck in finding an Aussie auditor.
That's what I like about Aussies: Bullshit = Bullshit = Bullshit
anonomog
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Hi Sir E'
Welcome to ESMB, you must have a story to tell.
The Freezone suggestion is probably your best bet, I wouldn't recommend going to Ferals for auditing he's had more than enough of it and while he might start the session with you he's likely to stop part way through stand up walk out the door get his rifle and come back and shoot you...he doesn't like to see beasts or anyone suffer.
Meanwhile take a look through the forum. You may just change your mind.
I won't mention my headache then