TAJ, have you been
remote viewing Mark???
How do you know he LOVES to sing show tunes?!?

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Can't you hear him singing this now?
“Scientologist on the Internet”
Music by Jerry Bock
Lyrics by The Anabaptist Jacques
Choreography by Annonymous
Based on the Orgs of L. Ron Hubbard
Positions (sung to the tune of “Tradition”)
[Spoken] Here in our org we have positions for everything.
Who is to do call in, who is to write letters, who is to answer phones.
Even who to write your O/Ws to.
For instances, there is a post to start muster.
How did this post get started. I’ll tell you. I don’t know
But it’s a position. And because of our positions we know who we are and what Ron expects us to do.
[Sung]
Positions, Positions,….Positions.
Positions, Positions,….Positions.
Who day and night must scramble for a product, never get to study, mark his daily graph.
And who has the job as master of his staff, to keep their ethics fully in.
The Seniors, the Seniors….the Seniors
The Seniors, the Seniors….the Seniors
And who do seniors hit, with work they cannot do.
Then face-rip them to pieces, completely through and through
The Jurniors, the Jurniors….the Jurniors
The Jurniors, the Jurniors….the Jurniors
At 8 a.m. I started staff, at midnight I went home.
I hear they picked a post for me, I hope it’s easy.
The Recruits, the Recruits…..The Recruits.
The Recruits, the Recruits…..The Recruits.
And who do we call in, until we make them sick.
Preparing them to come in and get their pockets picked,
The Public, the Public…..the Public.
The Public, the Public…..the Public.
[Spoken] And in the empty halls of our ideal org we have our own special posts.
For instances, Mary the course super
Mary the course super: “Joey, I have a perfect twin for your TRO, the guy right over there.”
Joey: “The guy right over there! He’s got bottle-thick glasses. He can’t even see.”
Mary the course super: “Well the way he sees and the way you confront, you’re a perfect match.”
And Harry the IAS reg.
Harry the IAS reg: “Donos to the IAS, Donos to the IAS. A hundred dollars?”
Public donating $100: “ I’m sorry, I had a bad week.”
Harry the IAS reg: “So you had a bad week. Why should the future of mankind suffer?”
And the most feared of all, Heinrich, the ethics officer:
Staff member: E/O, is there a handling for my foxy and sexually active girlfriend.
Heinrich the E/O: “Yes. Disconnect from her—and give me her phone number.”
[Sung]
Positions, Positions,….Positions.
Positions, Positions,….Positions.
[Spoken] Without our positions, our lives would be as shaky as…as…as a Scientologist on the Internet!