Office of Special Abominations.
Rank & file Scientologists only deal in footbullets.
OSA, however, has taken it to an entirely new level of mass self-destruction.
I like to call OSA operatives A-Bombs as in A-bom-inables.
Besides, it has a nice "ring" to it. A-Bomb kinda calls to mind A-Hole.
a·bom·i·na·tion -noun. [uh-bom-uh-ney-shuhn]
1. anything abominable; anything greatly disliked or abhorred.
2.intense aversion or loathing; detestation: He regarded lying with abomination.
3. a vile, shameful, or detestable action, condition, habit, etc.: Spitting in public is an abomination.