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Bea Kiddo

Crusader
Actually been creating some disastrous effects, but don't let that stop you :)

Creating some excellent effects for Neokind

Me thinks Alanzo is OSA. Why? Well its obvious, isn't it? :yes:

Alanzo? OSA???

Alanzo is too chicken to sign a Sea Org contract!!! CHICKEN!!!!! CHICKEN!!!! CHICKEN!!!!

Therefore he is NOT OSA.

But he is a spy and a PI for OSA, so therefore, he IS OSA!!!

But a CHICKEN OSA!!! CHICKEN!!!!:yes:
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
I am not OSA

1. I actually like people,

2. I have a sense of humor (well I find this amusing :) )

3. I can't keep up with all these threads, as I actually have a real job.

Ergo, etc :D

#2 - proves it. This is a "deadly serious activity" and Neo finds it amusing!
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Alanzo? OSA???

Alanzo is too chicken to sign a Sea Org contract!!! CHICKEN!!!!! CHICKEN!!!! CHICKEN!!!!

Therefore he is NOT OSA.

But he is a spy and a PI for OSA, so therefore, he IS OSA!!!

But a CHICKEN OSA!!! CHICKEN!!!!:yes:

I tried to sign a Sea Org contract but I did too much LSD!!!
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
"Fabian"

Only OSA would even use the word fabian, since no one else on the planet has ever even heard of that word.
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
"Fabian"

Only OSA would even use the word fabian, since no one else on the planet has ever even heard of that word.

The Fabian Society is a well-known socialist movement that has influenced many modern left-wing British politicians.

A true OSA op would be ignorant of any meaning of a word other than that given to it by Hubbard.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
LIAR!!!! You are just chicken.....


Plus, if that was true, you coulda lied for the greatest good. They do it all the time.


Admit it, you are OSA. Chicken PI spy OSA.... :yes:

I'm the only one on the board, besides Alex, and maybe Good Twin, who is NOT OSA.

Here's why:

First, I have more posts than anyone else on the Ex-Scientology Message Board.

Second, I'm the one who STARTED the game called "Who's OSA?"

Third, I go around exposing OSA agents, like you, on the board and no OSA agent would ever do that.

And Fourth, I even admitted I was OSA in order for Tansy to see that I was not OSA, because no OSA Agent would ever openly admit to being OSA.

So nice try, OSA!!
 

happynow

Patron
Sorry, me again. I just noticed I had patron not newbie next to my name.
How did that happen without me getting rid of thousands of dollars?
hahahahahaha(evil laugh) I'm really liking the evil laugh thing.
OK, off to have way too much fun!
 

Neo

Silver Meritorious Patron
Sorry, me again. I just noticed I had patron not newbie next to my name.
How did that happen without me getting rid of thousands of dollars?
hahahahahaha(evil laugh) I'm really liking the evil laugh thing.
OK, off to have way too much fun!

Yes, you're on the 'Bridge to Total Status' now. :)

Just post away.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Happynow!!

Congratulations, Little Patron!!

VWD on making it to lowly Patron status!!

See, right now, you are on the very lower rungs of ESMB's Bridge to Total Status. You're aberrated. You know nothing. You've got tons of overts and wittholds. You are so out-ethics in so many areas that you would not believe it.

And you see all these big Silver and Gold Meritorious Patrons floating around with great and huge powers.

You are wide-eyed with fear and excitement. Can they read your thoughts? Heal you of sickness and disease? Knock your hat off at 50 paces?

Well, yes. But we choose not to at this time - until at least a few more of the boys make it.

How'd we get such status and power?

By posting! And posting and posting and posting!!

Only by posting to ESMB will you ever achieve the status you crave deep down in your little staten.

So hop to it, little Patron!!!

Your only hope is to get up the Bridge to Total Status!!:hamster::hamster::hamster:
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
Happynow!!

Congratulations, Little Patron!!

Right now, your are on the very lower rungs of ESMB's Bridge to Total Status. You're aberrated. You know nothing. You see all these big Silver and Gold Meritorious Patrons floating around with great and huge powers.

You are wide-eyed with fear and excitement. Can they read your thoughts? Heal you of sickness and disease? Knock your hat off at 50 paces?

Well, yes. But we choose not to at this time - until at least a few more of the boys make it.

How'd we get such status and power?

By posting! And posting and posting and posting!!

Only by posting to ESMB willyou ever achieve the status you crave deep down in your little staten.

So hop to it, little Patron!!!

Your only hope is to get up the Bridge to Total Status!!:hamster::hamster::hamster:

It's funny cos it's true! :D
 

Twin A

Patron with Honors
NotLRH, there was a project done at INT around 1985 to get rid of some old PC folders and staff files. I was on the project for a brief time. If your PC files were in storage there either under the Qual building or under some other buildings or in an attic somewhere, AND your name was on a black list of SPs (or Sheri Aljibouri reported that you were not paying yuour FL debt at all) --- then there is probably an 80 % chance that your PC folders have been destroyed. If they were not destroyed, they were given all new file folders, labelled neatly and put into the giant new storage building on shelves in alphabetical order ( I was also on this project around 1995) where they would still be sitting today in a nice clean and cool room.

Maureen
 

duddins

Patron Meritorious
Happynow!!

Congratulations, Little Patron!!

VWD on making it to lowly Patron status!!

See, right now, you are on the very lower rungs of ESMB's Bridge to Total Status. You're aberrated. You know nothing. You've got tons of overts and wittholds. You are so out-ethics in so many areas that you would not believe it.

And you see all these big Silver and Gold Meritorious Patrons floating around with great and huge powers.

You are wide-eyed with fear and excitement. Can they read your thoughts? Heal you of sickness and disease? Knock your hat off at 50 paces?

Well, yes. But we choose not to at this time - until at least a few more of the boys make it.

How'd we get such status and power?

By posting! And posting and posting and posting!!

Only by posting to ESMB will you ever achieve the status you crave deep down in your little staten.

So hop to it, little Patron!!!

Your only hope is to get up the Bridge to Total Status!!:hamster::hamster::hamster:

Well would ya check this one out!

Alanzo has hijacked this thread to disseminate his nasty OSA propaganda on the unsuspecting innocents.

And...as usual the egotistical misguided assumption that total status is achieved by quantity rather than quality!

:pfft:

I say that it is about time for a :protest: :protest: :protest: :protest: !
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Well would ya check this one out!

Alanzo has hijacked this thread to disseminate his nasty OSA propaganda on the unsuspecting innocents.

And...as usual the egotistical misguided assumption that total status is achieved by quantity rather than quality!

:pfft:

I say that it is about time for a :protest: :protest: :protest: :protest: !

Didn't you know that this universe is one of QUANTITY? The number of grains of sand on the beach, the number of stars in the sky is awesome arithmetic!

I'm afraid it's just one more datum that you will have to confront, duddins, if you are ever going to have the status you so deeply crave.

With a post count of only 602, I can see why you are justifying for your little "Patron with Honors" existence.

It's normal for little statens to resent and try to undermine the bigger statens on the board.

But look at it this way - at least you made one more post for your post count!!

VERY GOOD, little staten! Very very good!!!
 

duddins

Patron Meritorious
Didn't you know that this universe is one of QUANTITY? The number of grains of sand on the beach, the number of stars in the sky is awesome arithmetic!

I'm afraid it's just one more datum that you will have to confront, duddins, if you are ever going to have the status you so deeply crave.

With a post count of only 602, I can see why you are justifying for your little "Patron with Honors" existence.

It's normal for little statens to resent and try to undermine the bigger statens on the board.

But look at it this way - at least you made one more post for your post count!!

VERY GOOD, little staten! Very very good!!!

:blah:
Big statens are not supposed to invalidate little statens! :stickpoke:

( If I try hard enough I know I will be able to find a commandment. If not I will tell momma Ems and I sure she will make one and inscribe it on the great tablet)

Some of us "little statens" have to go to work to pay internet bills.

Some of us go to school too. So we can become more clever in our postings.

Remember Mr. Super Staten......"the harder they fall....":bully:
 
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