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ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn

ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn

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Why can't a Sea Org Member open a Mission?

Question: WHAT ARE THE REQUIREMENTS TO BECOME A MISSION HOLDER?

Answer: They must have a clean ethical record, no psychiatric or criminal background. They may not have ever worked as a Sea Organization member. They also should have a good grasp of Dianetics and Scientology principles.
 
byte301

byte301

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ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn said:
Why can't a Sea Org Member open a Mission?

Question: WHAT ARE THE REQUIREMENTS TO BECOME A MISSION HOLDER?

Answer: They must have a clean ethical record, no psychiatric or criminal background. They may not have ever worked as a Sea Organization member. They also should have a good grasp of Dianetics and Scientology principles.
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Everbody knows Sea Orgers are too fucking mean to run a Mission.:D
 
JackStraw

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I always wondered about this: Jerry Racheff was in the SO, but is now ED of SF Org (Day, I think) Always wondered how they worked this out.

Jack
 
byte301

byte301

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Here's a picture of the door.


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So it is a city office. Or was. We'll have to wait and see if they really do come back.:)
 
bluewiggirl

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dude, you NEED to tape up a sign that says "we'll be waiting for you" with a gf mask.

DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
 
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GoNuclear

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just the beginning

This is just the beginning.

Just as there has to be the first few kernels of popcorn to pop, just as there has to be the first few autumn leaves to fall ... but lots more are coming, I'm sure.

Until, of course, the public come rushing in in droves just to see the wonderful, swank, brand new black and red uniforms in the ideal orgs, thereby BOOMING Scientology. Wow! Can't wait!

Pete
 
HelluvaHoax!

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Dulloldfart said:
Per Hubbard a person who leaves the SO is a DB or worse. Therefore their ethics standards aren't sufficient.

Crazy arbitrary, but Hubbard said it so they are stuck with it.

Paul
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Weird how all us ex-SO degraded beings cannot be stopped from suppressing the mother church?

How come all those in-ethics, on-purpose, tough son of a bitches, on-source, standard tech applying, ksw breathing, well organized, admin trained SEA ORG MEMBERS cannot kick our esmb asses?

Dunno, but i am guessing that we as DB's must have some special powers or something that the Sea Org Power Beings cannot deal with.

Some kind of Theta Kryptonite??? (jeez, superman doesn't look so VGIs!)

kryptonite.jpg
 
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skydog

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Where is General MacArthur?

Scientology needs inspiring leaders right now that will ensure the Pittsburgh public that the church will return to minister to the needs of those able and willing to pay for salvation.
 
byte301

byte301

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skydog said:
Scientology needs inspiring leaders right now that will ensure the Pittsburgh public that the church will return to minister to the needs of those able and willing to pay for salvation.
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Instead they'll just get a midget with a Napoleon Complex who'll beat the shit out of them.:D
 
EP - Ethics Particle

EP - Ethics Particle

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Canx trip!

I’LL TAKE TWO PICKETS TO TITTSBURGH

As the story goes, two gents from Philadelphia wished to take a road trip to see the Phillies play the Pirates in Pittsburgh. Discussing the logistics, one of the two worked closed to the train station and they decided that taking the train would more to the road trip experience than driving and the plans were laid. One gent would secure tickets to the game and the other would secure the train passage. The next day as they were firming up the details the one gent revealed that he had gotten great seats just above the Phillies dugout for the weekend series and he wanted to know if his friend and gotten the train tickets arranged.

“No, I didn’t get the tickets yet.”

“Why not, your office is next door to Union Station. What’s wrong? The train is going to fill up if you don’t get the tickets tonight.”

“Well, I just got so flustered I couldn’t get the tickets.”

“What?”

“Yeah, I went to get the tickets this afternoon actually, and when I got to the ticket window, there was this woman behind the counter that had the most enormous rack I’d ever laid eyes on. I mean these things were like beach balls.”

“Wow…So I don’t get it. Where are the tickets? How does her rack keep you from buying the tickets?”

“Well, I started to tell her I wanted two tickets to Pittsburgh and I was staring at her melons and I said “I need two pickets to Tittsburgh.”

“Ha Ha”

“No you don’t understand. She got all indignant and said “Excuse me?” She was a bit upset.”

“What did you do?”

“Well, I just sort of stammered and stuttered and then just turned around and left.”

“Man, you shouldn’t let stuff like that bother you. It’s called a Freudian slip. It happens all the time. You mean to say one thing and something else that’s in the back of your mid slips out instead. It’s no big deal.”

“Really, this was awkward.”

“Naw, buddy, like I say, it happens all the time. It’s harmless. Why just the other night me and the missus were having dinner at home and I wanted to tell her to pass the green beans and I had a Freudian slip myself.”

“Really, what did you say?”

“I looked at her and instead of saying ‘Honey, would you please pass the green beans,’ I said ‘you miserable bitch you’ve ruined life.”

EP
 
clamicide

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JackStraw said:
I always wondered about this: Jerry Racheff was in the SO, but is now ED of SF Org (Day, I think) Always wondered how they worked this out.

Jack
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What? Really? I do know that some ex-SO were allowed onto staff, because it "turned out" that they weren't initially qualled for the Sea Org in the first place. A lot of folks who got the "you didn't actually do REAL acid" RFactor were let into the SO, then later told they were OK for staff because now that they were recruitable, they actually "did" do real acid, so their SO experience didn't count. Think I heard of some dudes with past ethics stuff and study bugs that also were OK through this route, but it's been many years, so don't quote me. They couldn't make up for their DBness by rejoining the SO, so they were OK for staff instead...crazy stuff.

Edit--Oh, I also knew one ex-SO who was being recruited for staff on the basis that the guy who ran the EPF he did was later declared SP, so he couldn't be blamed for leaving. Guy never signed, but they're desperate for bodies and will work anything to get someone on board.
 
justaguy

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EP - Ethics Particle said:
I’LL TAKE TWO PICKETS TO TITTSBURGH

As the story goes, two gents from Philadelphia wished to take a road trip to see the Phillies play the Pirates in Pittsburgh. Discussing the logistics, one of the two worked closed to the train station and they decided that taking the train would more to the road trip experience than driving and the plans were laid. One gent would secure tickets to the game and the other would secure the train passage. The next day as they were firming up the details the one gent revealed that he had gotten great seats just above the Phillies dugout for the weekend series and he wanted to know if his friend and gotten the train tickets arranged.

“No, I didn’t get the tickets yet.”

“Why not, your office is next door to Union Station. What’s wrong? The train is going to fill up if you don’t get the tickets tonight.”

“Well, I just got so flustered I couldn’t get the tickets.”

“What?”

“Yeah, I went to get the tickets this afternoon actually, and when I got to the ticket window, there was this woman behind the counter that had the most enormous rack I’d ever laid eyes on. I mean these things were like beach balls.”

“Wow…So I don’t get it. Where are the tickets? How does her rack keep you from buying the tickets?”

“Well, I started to tell her I wanted two tickets to Pittsburgh and I was staring at her melons and I said “I need two pickets to Tittsburgh.”

“Ha Ha”

“No you don’t understand. She got all indignant and said “Excuse me?” She was a bit upset.”

“What did you do?”

“Well, I just sort of stammered and stuttered and then just turned around and left.”

“Man, you shouldn’t let stuff like that bother you. It’s called a Freudian slip. It happens all the time. You mean to say one thing and something else that’s in the back of your mid slips out instead. It’s no big deal.”

“Really, this was awkward.”

“Naw, buddy, like I say, it happens all the time. It’s harmless. Why just the other night me and the missus were having dinner at home and I wanted to tell her to pass the green beans and I had a Freudian slip myself.”

“Really, what did you say?”

“I looked at her and instead of saying ‘Honey, would you please pass the green beans,’ I said ‘you miserable bitch you’ve ruined life.”

EP
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I actually :lol:'d. That was nice.
 
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