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Dave B.

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
Mimsey Borogrove said:
What I need is a good survey - OT's please help me here: I need some one to hop into different human bodies from different races and breeds and give me a rundown on the following:

Which race / body type has:
Best eyesight
Best hearing
good sense of tactile
has most sensational sense of taste
biggest orgasms
has most accurate rendition of color
has best rendition of sound
least sensation of pain when hurt

Please post the results here, so I can make a good qualified choice for my next body. These subjective qualities are important, but can't be measured by modern science. Unfortunately, I never did my L's so I can't exteriorize at will and test the waters, so to speak.

Thanks in advance,

Mimsey
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I'm sorry, but that's a cult viewpoint. You have to decide for yourself.
 
programmer_guy

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Mimsey Borogrove said:
What I need is a good survey - OT's please help me here: I need some one to hop into different human bodies from different races and breeds and give me a rundown on the following:

Which race / body type has:
Best eyesight
Best hearing
good sense of tactile
has most sensational sense of taste
biggest orgasms
has most accurate rendition of color
has best rendition of sound
least sensation of pain when hurt

Please post the results here, so I can make a good qualified choice for my next body. These subjective qualities are important, but can't be measured by modern science. Unfortunately, I never did my L's so I can't exteriorize at will and test the waters, so to speak.

Thanks in advance,

Mimsey
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Oh, Mimsey, you got it all wrong!
It's not all the body.
You want to pick the nation that has the best economy.
(Just teasing.)
 
programmer_guy

programmer_guy

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I'm trying to decide between:

1. siberian tiger in a Russian zoo,

2. child in the Rockefeller family.

Either way I am well taken care of. :confused2:
(But as a siberian tiger in a zoo I won't have to learn Keynesian economics nor learn how to manipulate human national governments.)
 
programmer_guy

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Wait a minute!
What if I have to fight other thetans over possessing the new body?
What do I do then?

All suggestions are welcomed. :coolwink:
 
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Gottabrain

Guest
programmer_guy said:
Wait a minute!
What if I have to fight other thetans over possessing the new body?
What do I do then?

All suggestions are welcomed. :coolwink:
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:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

You have to put a tractor beam on the body, the sooner the better. Then you pull your thetan towards the body with the beam until you are at the controls.

Then you use repeller beams toward the other thetans and electrify the amniotic fluid like a moat so they cannot cross it. :yes:
 
Dave B.

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
programmer_guy said:
Wait a minute!
What if I have to fight other thetans over possessing the new body?
What do I do then?

All suggestions are welcomed. :coolwink:
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It's mostly just Thetan "posturing". It's a Zen thing, if you give off the vibe that you're willing to fight most of the time you don't have to.
 
Mimsey Borogrove

Mimsey Borogrove

Crusader
Wait a minute!
What if I have to fight other thetans over possessing the new body?
What do I do then?

All suggestions are welcomed.
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You need to get out that large glass ashtray and yell at it " Stand up!" " Thank you" "This is MY body - stay the hell away" "Thank you" as loudly as you can until the ashtray explodes.

Mimsey
 
programmer_guy

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Mimsey Borogrove said:
You need to get out that large glass ashtray and yell at it " Stand up!" " Thank you" "This is MY body - stay the hell away" "Thank you" as loudly as you can until the ashtray explodes.

Mimsey
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Maybe that Comm Course drill will work.
I won't know until I try it after I die. :biggrin:
 
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GoNuclear

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The trick would be to come back as a bull moose. It's the closest thing that nature has to offer that mimics being a big time pimp, and it is the perfectly natural thing to do if you were born a moose and happen to be male as well.

Pete
 
Helena Handbasket

Helena Handbasket

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Auditor's Toad said:
Next LT ? Hmmmm.

Right now we are working on which country to move since in the US Santa Claus got elected.....again.

Looks like within 3 years the US might well achieve 3rd World status.

Maybe somewhere in South Africa ?

Hellfire, even West Africa would be better than the US.
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While I'm happy that Obama and not Romney won, I've been of the opinion that the US economy to about to implode -- and it doesn't matter who occupies the oval office. It's inevitable.

And I think the US economy will resemble Spain's soon.

BTW, I started this thread only yesterday and already it's got over 50 replies. :omg:

Helena
 
Helena Handbasket

Helena Handbasket

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DoneDeal said:
ok..that ain't a bad idea...but what defines winning?

I think I'll go for the sidelines...Brazil....seem to get along with anyone....good energy policy...and the gals are gorgeous.

Heading for the sidelines. Next time I'm gonna get it right! lol
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(Emphasis mine above) this time I didn't get it right, and went through a lot of needless suffering in this lifetime because of it. I've decided next time to make a more suitable choice, and if I get it wrong, to run R2-45 on myself by the age of 3. Okay, be shocked if you want, but that's the way it has to be.

I'm not going through these problems again.

Helena
 
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Gottabrain

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Helena Handbasket said:
(Emphasis mine above) this time I didn't get it right, and went through a lot of needless suffering in this lifetime because of it. I've decided next time to make a more suitable choice, and if I get it wrong, to run R2-45 on myself by the age of 3. Okay, be shocked if you want, but that's the way it has to be.

I'm not going through these problems again.

Helena
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Well, Helena, I'll tell you one thing. I've been enjoying your posts and threads a lot more lately. They've been more entertaining, creative and even your writing has been better than previously. It seems as if you're just having more fun with it.

Whatever you've changed recently seems to have affected you in a positive way. The hits and comments are testimony to that. Good on ya! :yes:
 
Helena Handbasket

Helena Handbasket

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Anonycat said:
be born anyone I please ... by being born into the Ellison family, guaranteeing you'll be a billionaire at 18, no matter what you do - just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Obviously, this would lead to a high demand on "high end" families, of established wealth, power, intelligence, looks, or all of the above. It's all up to you!
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Even without the time-travel scenario you postulate, I'm sure that would happen.

Anonycat said:
Pretty soon all positions of power would be occupied by OTs and Clears.
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I'm sure LRH would be quite pleased by that, indeed, I'm sure that was part of his plan.

Currently all these power positions are occupied by Markabians, who would be reluctant to give them up.

Next lifetime I think I'll go into government. Things should be real interesting by then.

Helena
 
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Gottabrain

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Helena,

Will you ever tell us how much of what you write you actually believe as true versus how much of it is just your creative sci fi?

I do love your imagination. Truly. And always enjoyed scifi. :yes:
 
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