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[Helena Handbasket]

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Don't think it isn't already being done.

Here's an interesting consideration to ponder: if such a thing becomes common, you'll have rich people socking it away for their future selves -- while their sons and daughters won't be getting a big inheritance when The Old Man kicks off. If you're young and relatively penniless when Reincarnation Banking starts to be widely available, you'll stay that way, lifetime after lifetime.

And what about safe deposit boxes? I have a great music collection that I built up over a period of many years, and I'd like to stick a few music DVD's in there.

Helena

 

[Helena Handbasket]

The trick would be to come back as a bull moose. It's the closest thing that nature has to offer that mimics being a big time pimp, and it is the perfectly natural thing to do if you were born a moose and happen to be male as well.

Pete

What if you find yourself in a moose body in Frostbite Falls? Mimsey

What else? Find yourself a flying squirrel to hang out with. Just watch out for Russian spys.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Well, Helena, I'll tell you one thing. I've been enjoying your posts and threads a lot more lately. They've been more entertaining, creative and even your writing has been better than previously. It seems as if you're just having more fun with it.

Whatever you've changed recently seems to have affected you in a positive way. The hits and comments are testimony to that. Good on ya!

(Emphasis mine above) that's no secret. See http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?26857-ClearBird-addresses-GPMs&p=683536#post683536 . In fact, I just had a session with Heidrun today. Write her at [email protected] if you're interested.

Will you ever tell us how much of what you write you actually believe as true versus how much of it is just your creative sci fi?

That will never happen. There're a lot of strange things going on in this universe, things that most people will reject out of hand as being "unbelievable". If I came right out and said what I think, I'd be ridiculed like the astronaut guy in the movie Iron Sky when he tried to warn people that the moon Nazis are coming. It's my goal to write stories that present themselves as fiction and get people to think about what could be. Then, when trouble starts happening for real, they'll have some familiarity with different possible scenarios.

For example, do you think this is real? http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?25994-Sprig-Lore&p=649386#post649386

In any case, remember this thread wasn't originally about stories or warnings or science fiction but a factual survey listing the best places to be born next year: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/best-places-born-2013-175300116.html

Helena

 

[Gottabrain]

(Emphasis mine above) that's no secret. See http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?26857-ClearBird-addresses-GPMs&p=683536#post683536 . In fact, I just had a session with Heidrun today. Write her at [email protected] if you're interested.]

Nah, I'll pass on that. But Heidrun is a sweetie. I can see you two getting along.

That will never happen. There're a lot of strange things going on in this universe, things that most people will reject out of hand as being "unbelievable". If I came right out and said what I think, I'd be ridiculed like the astronaut guy in the movie Iron Sky when he tried to warn people that the moon Nazis are coming. It's my goal to write stories that present themselves as fiction and get people to think about what could be. Then, when trouble starts happening for real, they'll have some familiarity with different possible scenarios.

Helena, I like your goal and you have every right to privacy for your personal opinions. IMHO, it's healthy to be objective about it the way you are now, where you are open to the possibility that things may be vastly different than you believe, but then, they may be vastly different than we believe, too. Scifi is fun. Creativity is beautiful. I wish you all success in your writing.

For example, do you think this is real? http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?25994-Sprig-Lore&p=649386#post649386

No, I don't. My concept of spirit is far different than yours, but I do believe in the interconnectedness of life, and you and I might share that belief.

[In any case, remember this thread wasn't originally about stories or warnings or science fiction but a factual survey listing the best places to be born next year: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/best-places-born-2013-175300116.html

Helena

Yes, I know. But you sparked imagination and creativity. That is a beautiful thing. So are many wonderful places in the world.

 

[phenomanon]

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A palm tree on a beach in Hawaii would be good for my next go-around.
A coconut palm with fine firm fronds to feel the breeze, and the eyes in the coconuts will be able to see all the beautiful ppl in bikinis. O yeah.

 

[TG1]

Oh, lard!

Lard, lard, lard!

Lardy Mussy!

 

[Smilla]

(Emphasis mine above) that's no secret. See http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?26857-ClearBird-addresses-GPMs&p=683536#post683536 . In fact, I just had a session with Heidrun today. Write her at [email protected] if you're interested.


That will never happen. There're a lot of strange things going on in this universe, things that most people will reject out of hand as being "unbelievable". If I came right out and said what I think, I'd be ridiculed like the astronaut guy in the movie Iron Sky when he tried to warn people that the moon Nazis are coming. It's my goal to write stories that present themselves as fiction and get people to think about what could be. Then, when trouble starts happening for real, they'll have some familiarity with different possible scenarios.

For example, do you think this is real? http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?25994-Sprig-Lore&p=649386#post649386

In any case, remember this thread wasn't originally about stories or warnings or science fiction but a factual survey listing the best places to be born next year: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/best-places-born-2013-175300116.html

Helena

I got up in the middle of the night last night to look at the stars, but they were all asleep, so I went back to bed.

 

[Dave B.]

OK, potential re-incarnee's! Here's the situation you've been waiting for!

http://gma.yahoo.com/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-expecting-first-child-162730486.html


"Kate Middleton is pregnant.

The most eagerly awaited pregnancy was announced today by St. James Palace on behalf of Middleton and her husband Prince William.
The child, whether boy or girl, will eventually be heir to the British throne according to new legislation awaiting final approval......"

 

[Idle Morgue]

El Con's back!! His GE did keep the reddish hair, pale skin and the mouth is looking rather dark! Well done...very well done indeed!!

There are some similarities from the last lifetime~! He still has his "innie"

 

[Mark A. Baker]

OK, potential re-incarnee's! Here's the situation you've been waiting for!

http://gma.yahoo.com/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-expecting-first-child-162730486.html


"Kate Middleton is pregnant.

The most eagerly awaited pregnancy was announced today by St. James Palace on behalf of Middleton and her husband Prince William.
The child, whether boy or girl, will eventually be heir to the British throne according to new legislation awaiting final approval......"

No way.

Maybe the spare, but definitely not the heir.


Mark A. Baker