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Pro wrestling “silly and implausible,” insists Scientologist

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Kayfabe News: Pro wrestling “silly and implausible,” insists Scientologist

http://www.kayfabenews.com/pro-wrestling-silly-implausible-insists-scientologist/

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With its outlandish storylines and cult-like fanbase, professional wrestling is a “nonsensical spectacle of deceit for the gullible,” insists Calvin McCreary, an OT-Level Four Scientologist.

McCreary, who firmly believes that Galactic Confederacy Dictator Xenu seeded volcanoes on planet Teegeeack (the young Earth) with the souls of humans slaughtered by hydrogen bombs, watched a few minutes of WWE Raw this week and found it “tacky.”

Although several of his close friends are avid WWE fans, 44-year-old McCreary dismisses wrestling as “a simplistic fiction for desperate dupes,” and he pokes fun at his friends for “paying good money for such nonsense.”

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The_Fixer

Class Clown
Kayfabe News: Pro wrestling “silly and implausible,” insists Scientologist

http://www.kayfabenews.com/pro-wrestling-silly-implausible-insists-scientologist/

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With its outlandish storylines and cult-like fanbase, professional wrestling is a “nonsensical spectacle of deceit for the gullible,” insists Calvin McCreary, an OT-Level Four Scientologist.

McCreary, who firmly believes that Galactic Confederacy Dictator Xenu seeded volcanoes on planet Teegeeack (the young Earth) with the souls of humans slaughtered by hydrogen bombs, watched a few minutes of WWE Raw this week and found it “tacky.”

Although several of his close friends are avid WWE fans, 44-year-old McCreary dismisses wrestling as “a simplistic fiction for desperate dupes,” and he pokes fun at his friends for “paying good money for such nonsense.”

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Much as it pains me to say it, I can't disagree with him.

Didn't John [STRIKE]Revoltya[/STRIKE]Travolta and Kirstie [STRIKE]Dingaling[/STRIKE] Alley make a movie about this conundrum? I think it was called "Look Who's Talking Now".
 

Hypatia

Pagan
Kayfabe News: Pro wrestling “silly and implausible,” insists Scientologist

http://www.kayfabenews.com/pro-wrestling-silly-implausible-insists-scientologist/

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With its outlandish storylines and cult-like fanbase, professional wrestling is a “nonsensical spectacle of deceit for the gullible,” insists Calvin McCreary, an OT-Level Four Scientologist.

McCreary, who firmly believes that Galactic Confederacy Dictator Xenu seeded volcanoes on planet Teegeeack (the young Earth) with the souls of humans slaughtered by hydrogen bombs, watched a few minutes of WWE Raw this week and found it “tacky.”

Although several of his close friends are avid WWE fans, 44-year-old McCreary dismisses wrestling as “a simplistic fiction for desperate dupes,” and he pokes fun at his friends for “paying good money for such nonsense.”

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Huh. Must be a slow news day.
 
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