"Quote...............UnQuote"

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Great philosophical QUOTES throughout history.

BEFORE SCN: "Cogito ergo sum" (I think, therefore I am - Descartes)

DURING THE REIGN OF RON: "Cognito ergo sum" (I cognite, therefore I am)

END OF THE REIGN OF RON: "Incognito ergo sum" (I avoid service, therefore I am)

MODERN TIMES: "Critico ergo sum" (I natter therefore I am)​

 

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THEORY & PRACTICAL

RON: "When in doubt communicate"

RON'S PEOPLE: "When in Doubt, rice and beans, rollback & sec checking."

 

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LOST IN TRANSLATION:


RON: "Communication is the universal solvent"


RON'S MESSENGERS: "Disconnect or lose your Eternity"

 

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RON & THE BIBLE:

WHEN RON SAYS: "Scientology is compatible with every religion."

RON REALLY MEANS: "There was no Christ"

RON EXPECTS YOU TO COGNITE: "Ron is Christ-Plus....the Buddha* reincarnated, savior of mankind and your ass specifically."​

* Messianic provenance scientifically authenticated in book: "It's HIM of Asia"

 

[VaD]

Serious Ommission!

Why was this one neglected? It was my the most stable datum before Ron's Dianetics came into my life:

 

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WHEN RON SAYS....

"Never desert a comrade in need, in danger or in trouble."
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HE REALLY MEANS....

"A comrade who is in need, danger or trouble is PTS, downstat and degraded."
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SO HE EXPECTS YOU TO....

"Never compromise with Ron's reality that you never desert a downstat comrade until they have been disposed of quietly without remorse."​

 

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Why was this one neglected? It was my the most stable datum before Ron's Dianetics came into my life:

Nice!

BEFORE SCIENTOLOGY: "To error is human...to forgive is divine"

DURING SCIENTOLOGY: "To error is PTS...to forgive is reasonable out KSW"

INDIE SCIENTOLOGY: "To error is all COB's fault. To forgive is Marty's call."

 

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Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[VaD]

Nice!

BEFORE SCIENTOLOGY: "To error is human...to forgive is divine"

DURING SCIENTOLOGY: "To error is PTS...to forgive is reasonable out KSW"

INDIE SCIENTOLOGY: "To error is all COB's fault. To forgive is Marty's call."

Helluva, Yeah!

Your mind is Flourishing and Prospering!

You are doing a Great job of viewing $cn from another perspective. (Even more.. you view it from various people's perspectives).

Your posts and threads are the lessons for me (and many others, too)

 

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Helluva, Yeah!

Your mind is Flourishing and Prospering!

You are doing a Great job of viewing $cn from another perspective. (Even more.. you view it from various people's perspectives).

Your posts and threads are the lessons for me (and many others, too)

Thx!

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WHEN RON SAYS....

"The one man in the world who never believes he's mad is the madman."​

HE MEANS.....

"The one man in the world who never believes he's mad is the madman."​

 

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WHEN RON SAYS....

"We shall not speculate here on how I came to rise above the bank."​

HE MEANS....

"We shall not speculate here on how a supernatural OT messiah from another planet came to rise above your gullibility."​

 

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quotes from hell

Be scared, be verrrrry scared when someone says about themselves....

"I am mankind's greatest friend." ​

 

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WHEN RON SAYS...

"What turns it on turns it off."​

HE REALLY MEANS...

"What turns it on must be paid for again in Review to turn it off."​

 

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What Turns it On Turns It Off:

'No you idiots! Don't jump out of the Frying Pan into the Fire! Jump up and down in the Frying Pan!!!'

Zinj

 

[VaD]

I like this "What turns it on, turns it off" thingie.

It's kinda the same as "The way out is the way through"

(Well, the "Philosophy" is the same here and there, at least)