Scientolingo I despise

[HelluvaHoax!]

Originally Posted by Gadfly
HelluvaHoax, this significant message is for YOU!
You have got to immediately

KNOCK OFF THE BACKFLASH done, sir!
GET YOUR ETHICS IN done, sir!
HANDLE THE NATTER done, sir!
WRITE UP YOUR O/Ws done, sir!
DO YOUR CONDITIONS done, sir!
WRITE A SUCCESS STORY done, sir!
KEY OUT YOUR BANK done, sir!
GET INTO PRESENT TIME done, sir!
HANDLE YOUR CASE (NO CASE ON POST) done, sir!
MAKE UP THE DAMAGE FOR YOUR HARMFUL ACTIONS done, sir!
GET UP THE BRIDGE done, sir!
AND THUS HELP CLEAR THIS DEGRADED PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!! done, sir!
GIVE RON A HAND! done, sir!
HELP GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD. done, sir!
HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!done, sir!

PETITION​

Dear Sir,

Perhaps you did not see my earlier CSW but you may have noticed that my post production has been affected by a medical sit that arose 6 weeks ago. I have been staying on post and not being reasonable but I think it would be greatest good if I took a medical leave of absence.

About all those backlogged fliers I was supposed to hand out which are stacked up to the ceiling around my desk (which may account for no one noticing that I have been seated, motionless, in the same position for 6 weeks) I have been really trying to make it go right to get them out.
My medical sit prevented me from going out on the street, so i have been sitting here POSTULATING that new public will come in and pick up a flier. I guess those WOG's com lag is much worse than we thought! LOL

Anyways, I apologize for my crashed stats and will make up the damage for betraying you and Ron and mankind as soon as my medical sit gets handled.

Apparently, I dropped the body 6 weeks ago and I know that is a serious out-ethics situation!

I petition for time off post to get a new body and still be back before Thurs at 2pm. I will apply Ron's PDC Tech on "walk ins" and find some Wog who is off purpose and just take over his body. Ron says it is easy, so no worries!

ML,

Mort Mortis
Director of Fliers (HFA)

​

 

[Gadfly]

KNOCK OFF THE BACKFLASH done, sir!
GET YOUR ETHICS IN done, sir!
HANDLE THE NATTER done, sir!
WRITE UP YOUR O/Ws done, sir!
DO YOUR CONDITIONS done, sir!
WRITE A SUCCESS STORY done, sir!
KEY OUT YOUR BANK done, sir!
GET INTO PRESENT TIME done, sir!
HANDLE YOUR CASE (NO CASE ON POST) done, sir!
MAKE UP THE DAMAGE FOR YOUR HARMFUL ACTIONS done, sir!
GET UP THE BRIDGE done, sir!
AND THUS HELP CLEAR THIS DEGRADED PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!! done, sir!
GIVE RON A HAND! done, sir!
HELP GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD. done, sir!
HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!done, sir!

PETITION​

Dear Sir,

Perhaps you did not see my earlier CSW but you may have noticed that my post production has been affected by a medical sit that arose 6 weeks ago. I have been staying on post and not being reasonable but I think it would be greatest good if I took a medical leave of absence.

About all those backlogged fliers I was supposed to hand out which are stacked up to the ceiling around my desk (which may account for no one noticing that I have been seated, motionless, in the same position for 6 weeks) I have been really trying to make it go right to get them out.
My medical sit prevented me from going out on the street, so i have been sitting here POSTULATING that new public will come in and pick up a flier. I guess those WOG's com lag is much worse than we thought! LOL

Anyways, I apologize for my crashed stats and will make up the damage for betraying you and Ron and mankind as soon as my medical sit gets handled.

Apparently, I dropped the body 6 weeks ago and I know that is a serious out-ethics situation!

I petition for time off post to get a new body and still be back before Thurs at 2pm. I will apply Ron's PDC Tech on "walk ins" and find some Wog who is off purpose and just take over his body. Ron says it is easy, so no worries!

ML,

Mort Mortis
Director of Fliers (HFA)

​

Knock off the whining!!!! Cripes, you are an OHHHH-TEEEEE! You have already done every job that there is, spanning the past 4 trillion or so years, while occupying various meat-bodies, doll-bodies, robot-bodies and anti-bodies. I am so sick and tired of these pitiful "reasons why it can't be done". Be "theta the solver" and NOT "theta the problem-maker".

Just "blanket" (with a few tactfully placed pressor and tractor beams) the nearest low-toned meat body, zap the sucker and send the current occupant (aka "thetan") on a quick hike to Arcturus, then do about 25 hours of "Book and Bottle" to regain control over that sloggy hunk of mest-meat, knock off the reasonableness, knock off the Q & A, knock off the excuses, knock off the endless "why is God", for a fucking change take some god-damned RESPONSIBILITY, and get those BACKLOGGED fliers out NOW! (ref: HOW TO HANDLE BACKLOGS HCO PL)

And remember, about those postulates, "dreams are nice, and in fact they are essential to life" (ref: Ron's Journal something or another), but it takes REAL DOINGNESS, the completion of REAL CYCLES OF ACTION in the MEST universe, and actual DONES, based on carefully written PROGRAMS and PROJECTS based on correctly performed Data Series "evals", completed through dedication and persistence, if those dreams are ever going to be realized!!!!! Snap to man! Let's get crackin' sailor! Give the "old man" a hand here, okay. Do as Ron would do.

Let's go "comrade", oppps, I mean "fellow Scn".

Reread KSW #1, regain that dedicated glare in your eyes and . . . . . . . .

START!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sharone Stainforth]

"YOU PULLED IT IN"

 

[Gadfly]

"YOU PULLED IT IN"

Unless, of course, you are the Church, or a senior Church official; then it is NOT "your fault" (not due to any overt or withhold on your part), and, in this special case, the data on overts and withholds and "pulling things in" (motivators) does not any longer apply, but instead:

THE SPs ARE FULLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FAILURE, PAIN AND TURMOIL OF US GOOD SCIENTOLOGY PEOPLE.



In other words, if you are a Scn staff or public, and your stats are down, it is YOUR FAULT entirely. YOUR out-ethics, your motivator. Whatever "bad" happens to you is YOUR FAULT (a sort of Karma). But, if your are the litte midget (Miscavige), or some entity of the grand Church of Scientology, all failure, low stats, poor performance, and bad results are due to the SPs! The wonderful Church officials and Church can do no wrong! NEVER!!!!! Through some very strange concatenation of "logic", it can NEVER be their own out-ethics or crappy behavior that results in the motivators that they and their Church constantly "attract".

HINT - In fact, the negative shit that constantly flies at the Church of Scientology is more often than not created directly by themselves - something they can never understand or see for what it is (due to their absurd over-indoctrinated little slushy minds).

 

[Ogsonofgroo]

Y'all makin' me laugh me guts out.

How 'overt' of me.

 

[Rmack]

I always thought that 'stuffing party' sounded a bit like there was going to be a 'gang bang', so I always went

I bet you got what you deserved.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Dueling Conjugations...

Conjugation of the verb TO MOTIVATE:

PUBLIC SCIENTOLOGIST or JUNIOR:
I motivate
You motivate
He/She/It motivates
We motivate
You motivate
They motivate

SENIOR EXEC or RON:
You motivate
He/She/It motivates
You motivate
They motivate

PUBLIC SCIENTOLOGIST
Hey, what happened to the first person
singular and first person plural?

SENIOR EXEC
I can't tell you.
It's a confidential LRH advice.​

 

[Stat]

Performing a brief, squirrel Eval here. Let's see:

A gypsy stole my cassette player when I was a teenager.
I was pissed and hating them friendly gypsies till the end of times.

I pulled it in, because I trusted a cute gypsy and their friendliness.

LRH stole many years of my life and some major hopes and dreams, even though it was much broader learning experience this time,
I even managed to gain some benefits while being robbed off of the above. It was almost like having an exchange for being robbed,
like being able to learn robbing techniques and being a part of the fraternity of holy robbers, list goes on.
Some things the fraternity taught me were even helpful and nice.
May be LRH was sort of stuck in Doubt on whether it should be a robbing or
helping applied philosophy religious something thing. Just wonder.

I pulled it in, because I thought only Gypsies can't be trusted.

Now, I came to realize that Gypsies are not the only SP group I have to stay away from. Although, I must admit, some gypsy chicks are pretty hot.

I will leave it at that.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Performing a brief, squirrel Eval here. Let's see:A gypsy stole my cassette player when I was a teenager.
I was pissed and hating them friendly gypsies till the end of times.I pulled it in, because I trusted a cute gypsy and their friendliness.
LRH stole many years of my life and some major hopes and dreams, even though it was much broader learning experience this time,
I even managed to gain some benefits while being robbed off of the above. It was almost like having an exchange for being robbed,
like being able to learn robbing techniques and being a part of the fraternity of holy robbers, list goes on.
Some things the fraternity taught me were even helpful and nice.May be LRH was sort of stuck in Doubt on whether it should be a robbing or
helping applied philosophy religious something thing. Just wonder.I pulled it in, because I thought only Gypsies can't be trusted.
Now, I came to realize that Gypsies are not the only SP group I have to stay away from. Although, I must admit, some gypsy chicks are pretty hot.
I will leave it at that.

Talking about GYPSIES & SCIENTOLOGY.....

Thought you might enjoy this....

http://www.forum.exscn.net/showpost.php?p=344991&postcount=25

 

[Stat]

Whoa!... Un fucking believable.....
I guess, we might have something in here...
Looks like my squirrel eval was not all that squirrel after all.
Thank you, HH.

 

[Rmack]

HelluvaHoax, this significant message is for YOU!

You have got to immediately

KNOCK OFF THE BACKFLASH

GET YOUR ETHICS IN

HANDLE THE NATTER

WRITE UP YOUR O/Ws

DO YOUR CONDITIONS

WRITE A SUCCESS STORY

KEY OUT YOUR BANK

GET INTO PRESENT TIME

HANDLE YOUR CASE (NO CASE ON POST)

MAKE UP THE DAMAGE FOR YOUR HARMFUL ACTIONS

GET UP THE BRIDGE

AND THUS HELP CLEAR THIS DEGRADED PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIVE RON A HAND! HELP GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD.

HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you, your needle is, er...doing something

 

[mysterysandwich]

how about....

DON'T BACKFLASH ME!!!
or
DON'T TRO ME!!

(I wasn't "TR0ing" when I first got this thrown at me. I was just quite stunned and speechless that someone could be so rude. Won't mention any names but her initials are Phyll Stevens)

"Rabbit"

Got that one for ending off a process too soon.

"Processing" (sounds like a meat rendering plant)

"Report in" or "report back"
(Used on new public for its "command value")

"OCA" (ugh)

"out of valence"

"not FNing"

"VGI's"
"Meat bodies"
"Doll bodies"
"outpoint/pluspoint"
"hill ten"
"ksw"
"boil-off"
"TITS"
"EOS"
"indicate"
"Ev Purps"

How did I agree to say these things for so long?

Overt. What a waste of a perfectly good word. Its usual meaning (“open”) has been twisted in Scn to mean something bad and therefore hidden.

Confront. This is a great word – hard, aggressive, unyielding. In the world I live in, to confront means to stand up to; confronting means difficult to face or bear. In Scn jargon, it’s a good thing to confront and be confronting. In my world, not so much.

Motivator. In the real world this represents incentive, initiative. In Scn jargon, it means – err, what you think up as the reason why you did something bad.

Doubt. What’s wrong with this word or the state it represents? How can you have certainty without doubt? We live in a binary universe! Does any Scnist say “Hmmm, I have a bit of doubt about such and such ..”? Would they dare?

Confusion. Same as above. I like confusion. It means I have too much of something and I need to do something about it.

Condition. Such a simple, neutral, modest little word. But could send shivers down a Scn spine!

Terminal. Oh puh-leeze. Do they mean something like a railway station? Or do they mean deadly or fatal? Either way, it denotes the END of something. Stable terminal? Is that like, uh, where all the stables get shunted to at the end of the day? Or a railway station built on rock?

ML. I worked at a place where the typical sign-off at the end of an email was “Regards”. When you got one that said “Kind regards”, you knew you’d better watch out as someone was out to get you. “ML” strikes me the same way, and I’ve had my share of “MMML”s too. Think about it. Much love? From someone you don’t even know?

Out and In. Out TRs, ethics, int, 2D (note, the only “D” you can be “out”), tech, admin, whatever. But though in English “out” and “in” are the same part of speech (preposition or adverb), in Scientolingo they are used differently from each other. I have in-TRs? I have in-3D? She has in-int? What about getting ethics/tech/whatever “in” on the planet. WTF? How can you get something “in” on something anyway? As in, she’s getting grooming in on her body. He’s getting quality in on his food. I’m getting vodka in on my drink.

Petey

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Have you ever asked someone the time, and they say it's nearly 2 o'clock!