Scientology put out a *NEW* Dianetics Commerical [2013]
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Anonycat
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I like the Scientology Single Guy one more.
[video=vimeo;69430326]http://vimeo.com/69430326[/video]
Video page: http://vimeo.com/user19029094
[video=vimeo;69430326]http://vimeo.com/69430326[/video]
Video page: http://vimeo.com/user19029094
Anonycat
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My favorite part of that cellphone video was when she couldn't remember what the name of the book was for a moment, and you can hear the guy videoing chuckle, and she snaps a look at him.
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The poor guy - my heart goes out to him. When you feel safe and people pretend to you like you - like the fake ARC at Flag - you will come out of your shell and this guy is stretching himself because he has been fed the delusion that Flag is safe. He is reaching out to find a lady - and he is sincere. Is that a bottle of booze I see in the back ground? Maybe its that? In any event - I feel bad for him that he is getting bamboozled at Flag Land Base - home of extortion, bribery, slapping and "You are a fucking asshole" screamed in your face by Dave Foster, Registrar at the Mecca of Technical Perfection!
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In the first 30 seconds alone, this stunningly enlightening infomercial handled all the mystery I always had about Dianetics!
"It's called Dianetics.
And what we do with Dianetics,
we read the book."
And what we do with Dianetics,
we read the book."
Astonishing!
Prior to this in-depth, tell-all documentary I could not fathom how people were able to obtain any information from all that printed and bound paper.
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My goodness - her "engrams" are HUGE!! Don't mean to eval - but holy moly!!
She looks very sincere and sweet - I feel sad for her. I remember being like her - all willing to help others with Dianetics (and I had never had any dianetics).
Why was I selling books when I had never had ever read the book?? 
Dulloldfart
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How did these videos (the first three, anyway) get made, Rob? And how did they end up on that Vimeo channel? It looks like a PR op by some anti-CofS person or group.
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My goodness - her "engrams" are HUGE!! Don't mean to eval - but holy moly!!
She looks very sincere and sweet - I feel sad for her. I remember being like her - all willing to help others with Dianetics (and I had never had any dianetics).
Even if someone had read Dianetics, they still would have no idea what they are selling.
They would think: "I am selling the technology to erase engrams and advance a human to the blissful and supernatural state of Clear!"
They would not know: "I am selling a book with a volcano on the cover that is spewing trillions of body thetans that will totally overwhelm and eternally destroy any person who makes it up to the still-degraded state of Clear."
BlackRob
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The Lady with Dianetics = Facebook
The guy with the Bike = Idealorgs.co.za
The guy who is looking for a date @ Flag = Facebook
I've captured the vids and posted it up on my Vimeo channel
These are all real Scientologists.
And if you still doubt me, here is the original:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=202646669895617
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Anonycat
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I didn't add the text... That's the way she posted it:
The way to happiness is best traveled with competent companions, is suggestion #17 from the booklet. Hubbard should have read #9: The way to happiness does not include the fear of being found out.
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LOL. At 0:06, she does her sexy pose before identifying herself... Fat Ass or Facts Us..
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Well, let's not be so negative and say the cup is half-empty. I think her cups are more than half full.
Being a product of Dianetics, she does have perfect memory. But, as a Clear all her "facsimiles" and "mental machinery" have been erased, thus she is having to re-learn how to remember--as a being (on this planet).
Read Dianetics people! Or, if you can't afford it, just get a coat hanger and do some contact assists.
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are these real? i don't even know what i mean by that word! did davey tell people to express themselves? nah, that would never happen. we know they only hire professional actors for their p.r. :confused2:
Gib
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yah like, man's best friend wanted to restimulate everybody by the volcano cover of that book so everybody would be all "keyed-in" and run into orgs screaming help me, help me.
How's that working out for yah, Ron.
Anonycat
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Smurf
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She's on YouTube, too. http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNfjySCXGCU3t0xcsZZSdKQ
This is the dude whose phone number she has on her photos.. https://www.facebook.com/KevinOwen3
http://home.scientologist.org.nz/kevinowen/
This is the dude whose phone number she has on her photos.. https://www.facebook.com/KevinOwen3
http://home.scientologist.org.nz/kevinowen/
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The cure for human suffering: Auditing them with Dianetics until they are Clear of engrams.
Advanced cure: Auditing them with this video until they are clear of Dianetics.
[video=youtube;G2fn4SvE2uc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2fn4SvE2uc&list=PLEAJRf7s0_tRqxtGzalTrwcS Xskuqx1Sd[/video]
The cure for human suffering: Auditing them with Dianetics until they are Clear of engrams.
Advanced cure: Auditing them with this video until they are clear of Dianetics.
[video=youtube;G2fn4SvE2uc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2fn4SvE2uc&list=PLEAJRf7s0_tRqxtGzalTrwcS Xskuqx1Sd[/video]