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THE WAR IS OVER - Anonymous has been vanquished!

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Zinj

Scn doesn't believe that they are creating their own enemies. They are waiting for their Enemies to have the Enemy Cog.

"I am mocking my own condition of Enemy"
 

Stat

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Yep.

Pre IAS Event Meeting....

COB: All right, the reason I've pulled you assholes out of the hole is exactly this, I GOT NOTHING. No WOW factor, NO PIZZAZZ for the IAS event, and all because you cock sucker SP bastards can't get a god damn thing done!:grouch:

Now I need your ideas and I need them now.
You have exactly 1 hour to deliver the goods or you're all getting offloaded to work with Criminon in the Columbian prisons where all you pretty boys will get eaten alive in 1/2 a day. Now if you'll fucking excuse me, I have other business to attend to that you fools wouldn't understand. I'll be back in a hour and you better bring me the goods. Now START.

(COB walks out to leave the quaking executives to save his image in front of thousands of Scientologists who will be attending the IAS event in 3 weeks)

Lesevre: Well, we could have him announce the 4 new psych hospitals that were closed and how this means we're continuing to clear the path for greater expansion across the globe.

Yaeger: Oh come on! How many more times are people gonna buy this "greater expansion across the globe" crap? I mean, seriously? What does that really mean?

Lesevre: Well then you come up with something. I'm sick of this shit. :angry:

Wilhere: You guys need to think a bit more "outside the box", ya know, something that hasn't been said before and now we only have 52 minutes, for Christ's sake. :duh:

Starkey: He must say that Anonymous has been vanquished.

Lesevre: What? :ohmy:

Yaeger: What? :ohmy:

Wilhere: Huh? :ohmy:

Yaeger: Well, but, that isn't even close to being true. No one, I mean no one is going to believe that Norm!

Yaeger: :idea::think: No one will believe it!

Lesevre: :idea::think: No one will believe it!

Wilhere: :idea::think: No one will believe it!

Lesevre, Yaeger, Wilhere, Starkey: :bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::giggle: :giggle: :hifive: :cheers: :cheers:

Perfect scenario, Synthia!
 

Div6

Crusader
New Years Event?

Has anyone seen any promo for the New Years Event this year? The reason I ask is that this type of PR drivel is what David Miscavige usually tortures his followers with interminably at the IAS New Years Implant Event.

It is unchacteristic of that narcissitic little punk to "show his hand" so early. I wonder if there will be one this year, and if he will "mc" it.
 
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