How 99.9999999999999995% of the world (that gives a flying) views scientology:
And the crimewave of scientology is trying to convince them that:
The cutie marks were awesome gifts, no one mentions that or thanks the driver later for their cutie
The foals went on an exciting once in a lifetime trip
They totally knew what they were signing up for
The van goes 0-100 in 0.75 seconds!
The interior design and suspension are world class
White vans are amazing, they can drive anywhere
Outsiders who comment on the white van should ensure they only interview the driver for a completely balanced, unbiased perspective. Also, anyone who fails to mention the chrome rims are liars, about everything
The driver is an honest spiritual guy who loves foals and is saving them from the glue factory
The foals are completely free to contact their parents, they can neigh out the window anytime
There is absolutely no similarity between this van and other vans that have been used to abduct foals
People are free to buy, drive, ride in white vans. Discrimination against white vans is discrimination against freedom itself
Meat hooks are part of the white van culture
Ponies who are nervous of white vans are bigots and buying into fake news fear mongering
Surviving injured ponies are extremists, mentally unbalanced beings who live in the past and are unable to see the big picture
Only show foals are the true authorities on the white van
Show pony certificates are issued by the driver
Seems legit.
Wonder how it will work out for him?