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Are we ahead of that other thread now? One thing I remember (how could I forget, as it was my mode of transportation) was that my bicycle was stolen from the front stairwell (that would be basement entrance) of 1814 19th Street.
I want it back. Any of you FCDC'ers take it? Humm???? That would have been the summer of 1972 methinks.
 
Winston Smith said:
Are we ahead of that other thread now? One thing I remember (how could I forget, as it was my mode of transportation) was that my bicycle was stolen from the front stairwell (that would be basement entrance) of 1814 19th Street.
I want it back. Any of you FCDC'ers take it? Humm???? That would have been the summer of 1972 methinks.
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It twas I, good sir, that absconded your fabulous bicycle. I was on a Fill the Room with Clams event in the Big D, saw the bicycle and ran off with it. Ron made me do it. I swear good sir; 'twas not of my own noggin' and think; I smashed it into some Hare Krishna's a few blocks away who then offered me some sanctified food and a half-assed hair cut. I so offered your bicycle in exchange for their kindness and love bombing. Unbenownst to them, I was, sadly, already indoctrinated into the cosmic clam cult. Alas, I am truly all apologies. :bigcry:
 
Winston Smith said:
Are we ahead of that other thread now? One thing I remember (how could I forget, as it was my mode of transportation) was that my bicycle was stolen from the front stairwell (that would be basement entrance) of 1814 19th Street.
I want it back. Any of you FCDC'ers take it? Humm???? That would have been the summer of 1972 methinks.
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err uh...maybe ya didn't lock it well enough. Some people are more responsible than others.
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Big deal. Italian pranksters abuse a good, innocent dog by randomly sticking tasty hot dogs or something in pretty humans. :melodramatic:

On a somewhat serious note, I believe there is a golden medium between Ron Jeremy and religious people freaked out about their own bodies.

Cheers.
 
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I might upset some bikers here, but I really think boobs deserve more love then bikes. :D
On the second thought - I doubt any biker was upset in regards to that statement.
 
This board is going to the dogs.

nozeno said:
It took a long time to train that dog.
My knees are still sore and my nose is brown. :bigcry:
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Some people have WAY too much time on their hands! Can you imagine how long it took to train that dog to do that? :confused2:

Actually, how DID they train that dog to do that? :unsure:
 
The Great Zorg said:
Some people have WAY too much time on their hands! Can you imagine how long it took to train that dog to do that? :confused2:

Actually, how DID they train that dog to do that? :unsure:
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Have some idiot lay on the ground and shove some dog food in his crotch. Create a command for the dog to search for food, say "Cooter!"

When the dog finds the food, yell "Cooter!"

Repeat until programming is completed. :)
 
now hear this! all hands on tits

The apollo thread is on a roll. But. They have many more pages than we do so we are still ahead in the all-important "Views Per Post Ratio" ("VPR" or :"Viper"). So relax. We take the long view we'll be just fine.

Attention battle stations! Secure your weapons and stand down.

All ahead three quarter speed.

Scotty! Check all your pistonwheels and camtoggles and give me a status report when ready.
 
Commander Birdsong said:
The apollo thread is on a roll. But. They have many more pages than we do so we are still ahead in the all-important "Views Per Post Ratio" ("VPR" or :"Viper"). So relax. We take the long view we'll be just fine.

Attention battle stations! Secure your weapons and stand down.

All ahead three quarter speed.

Scotty! Check all your pistonwheels and camtoggles and give me a status report when ready.
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Commander...the Dilithium Crystals are done!
 
The Great Zorg said:
Some people have WAY too much time on their hands! Can you imagine how long it took to train that dog to do that? :confused2:

Actually, how DID they train that dog to do that? :unsure:
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I am guessing that you are saying this tongue in cheek. If you've ever had a dog, you'd know that this is the one thing you don't have to train it to do.
 
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