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Is ESMB a Giant Circle Jerk?

BardoThodol

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One of the coercive beliefs that holds Scientologists in check is this idea of relative importance. You have a gradient scale of importance, (like a gradient scale of becoming a super-being.) Because Scientology is the most important thing you can do (because it is the most pro-survival), you must eliminate all other less important things from your life. Anything else just pales in relative importance.

You get a situation where Scientologists are racing around like the White Rabbit, frantic to get where they're supposed to be going.

It's all so important.

Important.

Important.

But it's not.

And doing things that aren't "important" is not an overt or an offense to living.

The idea that what we do must be important smacks of obsessive-compulsion.

We (me my wife and two kids) just came in from sitting around the back patio, enjoying a fire in the fire pit, sometimes talking, sometimes just looking at the flowers. A blue heron flew over, noted we were there and made a huge U-turn because he wasn't going to get any fish from our ponds. We got a big laugh out of that. None of what we were doing was all that important. We didn't save a single person from ruin. We didn't take a single step towards salvaging this sector of the universe.

But, it sure was pleasant.

Ps. The implication of the OP is that our behavior here is somehow undesirable because we're not obeying some obsessive behavior pattern, thus an overt. Hmmmm. Where have I heard that one?
 

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Originally Posted by The Sneakster
Guanoloco--sorry, I am busy right now running Chinese School on my BTs.
Wait a second, I shouldn't be posting right this moment because this
is messing up the rhythm of my BTs chanting back their VFPs...Hold
on, I'll be right back.....

***SNEAKSTER MOMENTARILY LEADS CHINESE SCHOOL AGAIN***

SNEAKSTER
What is the VFP of our Division I?

BTS (yell back in unison)
DOX OR STFU!

SNEAKSTER
What is the VFP of our Division II?

BTS (yell back in unison)
DOX OR STFU!

SNEAKSTER
What is the VFP of our Division III?

BTS (yell back in unison)
DOX OR STFU!

SNEAKSTER
What is the VFP of our Division IV?

BTS (yell back in unison)
DOX OR STFU!


Originally Posted by The Sneakster
Okay, they are back on track now. Hey guanoloco, I don't know what your
problem, question or point is, but DOX or STFU!
 

R2-45

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Quick, someone make a K-Y run!

Smuckers-K-Y-Jelly-84339.jpg
 

BardoThodol

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Well, talk about Providence. Here I'm confronted with my own bad behavior being interested in circle jerking, when my OT powers hit the jackpot!

I just opened up my emails and discovered I have potential Russian brides lined up waiting for me to pick one.

So, I probably won't have any spare time to be here, contributing to you avid stroker addicts.

ps: Now because I'm already married, this Russian bride gambit would seem to be an obvious case of bigamy. (as opposed to bigotry.)

But, because I'll have one of my BTs marry the Russian bride, I can avoid the bigamy problem.

See, Scientology isn't all bad. I can use its religious claims to get away with just about anything.
 

Wants2Talk

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Well, talk about Providence. Here I'm confronted with my own bad behavior being interested in circle jerking, when my OT powers hit the jackpot!

I just opened up my emails and discovered I have potential Russian brides lined up waiting for me to pick one.

So, I probably won't have any spare time to be here, contributing to you avid stroker addicts.

ps: Now because I'm already married, this Russian bride gambit would seem to be an obvious case of bigamy. (as opposed to bigotry.)

But, because I'll have one of my BTs marry the Russian bride, I can avoid the bigamy problem.

See, Scientology isn't all bad. I can use its religious claims to get away with just about anything.

Would you like others to have the gains you have received?
 

guanoloco

As-Wased
Well, talk about Providence. Here I'm confronted with my own bad behavior being interested in circle jerking, when my OT powers hit the jackpot!

I just opened up my emails and discovered I have potential Russian brides lined up waiting for me to pick one.

So, I probably won't have any spare time to be here, contributing to you avid stroker addicts.

ps: Now because I'm already married, this Russian bride gambit would seem to be an obvious case of bigamy. (as opposed to bigotry.)

But, because I'll have one of my BTs marry the Russian bride, I can avoid the bigamy problem.

See, Scientology isn't all bad. I can use its religious claims to get away with just about anything.

Ron tried that bigomy thing with a Ruskie spy once....Sara Komkovadov or something like that... Dianetics was under attack from day one!
 

TheSpectator

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Us explain ourselves? I think it's the other way around - explain yourself! So you used to post here, got tired of it, left for awhile, and now think the board hasn't evolved any. Kind of stupid reasoning. If you don't like it then stay away!

So you're some standard that we're all supposed to live up to? Start your own board that you can moderate how ever you like! "Ex-Scientologists who don't whine and complain about things I'm tired of reading!" There's a good title for your board.

Your post reads to me like you've still got a little too much SO left in you. Calm down and let people have their say. Jeez!
 

Mystic

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Pardon me for not replying in this thread so far as I am having great difficulty with "circle jerk" and "clusterfuck".

 

HelluvaHoax!

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Ron tried that bigomy thing with a Ruskie spy once....Sara Komkovadov or something like that... Dianetics was under attack from day one!


If anyone can discover or divine the answer to this Scientology Koan, they will achieve total cosmic consciousness.

Which name is more ludicrously absurd, Hubbard's
Russian spy wife Sara Komkosadamonov or Xenu?​

Apologies, I researched it but was unable to come up with Xenu's first name. I saw one doc but it might have been a shoop--a birth certificate listing his legal name as Melvin Xenu.
 

Sindy

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If anyone can discover or divine the answer to this Scientology Koan, they will achieve total cosmic consciousness.

Which name is more ludicrously absurd, Hubbard's
Russian spy wife Sara Komkosadamonov or Xenu?​

Apologies, I researched it but was unable to come up with Xenu's first name. I saw one doc but it might have been a shoop--a birth certificate listing his legal name as Melvin Xenu.

I'm pretty sure his name is Stan.
 
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