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Is ESMB a Giant Circle Jerk?

R2-45

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Did Hubbard ever come up with anything on his own?


Consider that hubbard "was taught" how to masturbate:


"I have a very bad masturbatory history. I was taught when I was 11 and, despite guilt, fear of insanity, etc. etc. I persisted. At a physical examination at a Y when I was about 13, the examiner and the people with him called me out of the line because my testicles hung low and cautioned me about what would happen if I kept on masturbating. This "discovery" was a bad shock to me." -L. Ron Hubbard, Affirmations.
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Why would Hubbard "affirm" (self-hypnotize/implant the hypnotic 'suggestion' in himself to believe):
Snakes are not dangerous to you. ​

There are no snakes in the bottom of your bed. ​

Snakes are wise beings. ​

They are your friends.​
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?


Was Commander "Snake" Thompson's "tech" superior to Hubbard's?
 
Veda

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Please Ral Z, in the future, no more sexual metaphors in thread titles.

Veda said:
:) Ral Z, If I understand correctly, you joined Scientology in 2010.

You're an intelligent chap, yet you joined Scientology in the Internet age.

How did you manage that?
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Notice several "laughs at" under the above post, but I wasn't poking fun at Ral Z; rather, I was genuinely curious. Now I see that Ral Z addressed this in one of his earlier posts:

Ral Z said:
I found Scientology fascinating and sought it out after reading about it. I called the org and essentially routed myself onto course. My experience in this regard is not reflective of a typical raw public's, and so my perspective is perhaps less valuable than you might expect.

I can only say that, in spite of everything, LRH is very convincing. When one sits down with a copy of DMSMH and wants to conclude it is true, then that is what one will do. Red flags be damned.
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Referencing the above, am also curious as to what, from Ral Z's observation, is a typical raw public's experience in recent times (circa 2010) ?
 
HelluvaHoax!

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Commander Birdsong said:
well, esmb is continuously getting new readers and the materials need to be continously raised in present time

helluvahoax is a talented creative writer and humorist and especially notable for keeping his rants fresh

and there's always good reports of breaking news and fresh personal stories
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Thanks Commander, I know you meant that in a kind way.

But...in the matter of impertinent rants & remarks about Operating Thetans, this is not the first time the Church of Hoaxology has been accused of acting...fresh. lol



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Gib

Gib

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Ral Z said:
I know this is going to result in me getting ripped a new one, but I have to ask if there's anyone else around here, lurkers perhaps, who think of ESMB as a giant circle jerk.

I got out of the SO a few years ago, came here and posted for a bit, and then mostly moved on with my life. I drop in once in a blue moon to see if there's anything new going on in Scientology worth talking about, and there very rarely is.

Every time I come here, I see the same faces posting the same angry rants about LRH and Scientology. It seems like the same people telling themselves "Yeah, Scientology is crazy." "Yeah, LRH was a con artist." over and over and over ad nauseum.

So, ESMB, please explain yourselves.
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well of course it is, when one thinks about it.

But so isn't

Scientology one big circle jerk.

So we are explaining the circle jerk called scientology.
 
Commander Birdsong

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HelluvaHoax! said:
Thanks Commander, I know you meant that in a kind way.

But...in the matter of impertinent rants & remarks about Operating Thetans, this is not the first time the Church of Hoaxology has been accused of acting...fresh. lol



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"in a kind way" my rosy red arsehole sir...

it was meant in a RIGHT ON MUTHUHFUKKAH way sir...

wait until i post the latest gross indignity by CoS of which i learned about 2:00 PM EDT yesterday sir...
 
Type4_PTS

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Ral Z said:
I know this is going to result in me getting ripped a new one, but I have to ask if there's anyone else around here, lurkers perhaps, who think of ESMB as a giant circle jerk.

I got out of the SO a few years ago, came here and posted for a bit, and then mostly moved on with my life. I drop in once in a blue moon to see if there's anything new going on in Scientology worth talking about, and there very rarely is.

Every time I come here, I see the same faces posting the same angry rants about LRH and Scientology. It seems like the same people telling themselves "Yeah, Scientology is crazy." "Yeah, LRH was a con artist." over and over and over ad nauseum.

So, ESMB, please explain yourselves.
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You can talk about anything you wish on ESMB by starting a thread on the subject of your choice.

So if there's nothing here worth talking about than look in the mirror for the cause.

Ral Z, please explain yourself.
 
R2-45

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Re: Is ESMB STILL a Giant Circle Jerk?

I think we've plumbed the depths...

BUT.

One question remains:

Is ESMB STILL a Giant Circle Jerk?​




Inquiring minds and so forth and so on, don't you see.




:hysterical:

You like to-mah-toes,
I like to-may-toes
!
BUT
I say
YES
!
[SIZE=+4]ESMB IS STILL A GIANT CIRCLE JERK![/SIZE]
!
And it's growing bigger
Straight up
And more vertical
Every day
In every way
!
!
!Of course, we might decide

"Let's call the whole thing off"


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But I think not.

:)
​
 
C

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I learned something today

Untill this thread I had not heared of a circle Jerk

Always nice to learn new things

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